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"Teased the Reaper".

Perhaps a consolation might be the fact that this pos is probably not long for the world, due to his age, and it might not be too long before he is festering underground. He won't be able to dodge the Reaper when the time comes. And perhaps karma will come and bring him great suffering before he karks it for good. And it will be richly deserved.

The USA is now officially the dumbest nation on the planet. Just had total malfunctions on both main and reserve. This is a disaster for the world.

He needs to be behind bars.

Surprised that one of the judges dissented with the opinion. A Trumper, no doubt. If an area is restricted, you don't have to know why, or be told the reason. Especially if it is signposted. Any grade school student will know that.

And usually no contact on exit.

Never argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level, and beat you with experience....

The CIA also set the stage for Iran by putting the corrupt Shah in power back in the day. Overthrowing the democratic will of the people.

Superman and Batman are at the pub, and are taking bets against each other, pool, darts, cards, horse racing, chugging beer etc etc etc....and finally, they run out of things to bet on, and are about even on win/loss ratio. To break the deadlock, Superman says: "I bet you a beer I can fly around the world in less than a minute". Batman: "You're on". So they go into the carpark, and Batman gives him the countdown: " Ready, set, Go!!!" And in the blink of an eye, Superman is gone. Batman waits with his batwatch...."10 seconds....20..... 30..... 40...... 50........60....". No Superman. At 1 minute 10 seconds, Superman, arrives. Batman: " I win, you owe me a beer, but what kept you?" Superman: "Well,I was doing fine, way ahead of schedule, and, passing over Hawaii, I see with my telescopic vision, lying on the beach, sunbathing, Wonder woman, completely naked with her legs apart. I've always fancied Wonder Woman, so ahead of schedule, I thought I'd swoop down and give her a quickie" "Jeez Superman, I bet she was surprised". "Yeah she was, but not half as surprised as the Invisible Man..."

Musk is an odious creep. His idea of a "joke" is extremely dangerous. You can expect some loon to have a go at Harris or Walz. He knows exactly what can happen, which is why he thought twice and deleted his post.

How many people died on his watch due to his stupidity and ignorance when the pandemic was in full flow? He richly deserves any harm that comes his way. More so than any other person on the planet.

He's going to come up against someone with military training who will not make the mistakes these amateur assassins are making, and they will get him, secret service or not. He's put the target on his own back, with his hateful rhetoric and dog whistles. All it will take is someone with determination, and nothing to lose (like a terminal illness).

That will raise the IQ level in both countries....

That is exactly the kind of legislation existing in most civilized countries. In NZ even hand guns are illegal. Semi autos are rare, and have limited capacity magazines. Guns and ammunition must be kept in separate, secure locations.

Only a fact of life in the US. No other civilized country has to deal with this crap.

Its official. The USA, is populated by imbeciles and morons. In what world does a father buy his 14 year old son an AR15 as a present, AFTER the FBI has already visited the home, with regard to on line threats to shoot up a school, emanating from that address. 4 people die at the hands of the 14 year old at the school. The father needs to be charged with 4 counts of murder. Utter madness.

A guy goes into a bar in London, and approaches two enormously large ladies, and says: "Excuse me, are you two ladies from Scotland?" "Wales, Wales", they screeched. "Oh, I'm sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?" Then everything went black....

When I die, I'd like to go like Granddad, peacefully in my sleep. Unlike his passengers, screaming in the back seat....

A long term unemployed guy walks into the employment office, as he's required to do, to look for a job. The Clerk: "OK, I have a vacancy for a truck driver". UG: "I can't do that, I get scared by the traffic". TC: Well, there's a job with a construction firm available". UG: "Can't do that, I have a bad back". TC: "How about a job in retail". UG: "I don't get on with people, can't do that". TC: "How about a job involving sex and travel?" UG: " That sounds good, I'd like to do that". TC: "OK, Fuck off".

Fishing lure?

No, but the Democrats advocating the same policies are apparently rabid communists, who will turn the US into a wasteland unless they elect a felon. The rest of the world shakes its head in disbelief at the crass ignorance and stupidity displayed by the MAGA mob.

Another good news bad news one. Ancient Roman galley with the slaves hard at work on the oars. The Whip Man makes an announcement: " I have good news and bad news, what do you want first?" Slaves: "The good news". WM: "Today, for the first time, you will be getting lunch, a whole crust of bread". S: "Whats the bad news?" WM: "After lunch, the Captain wants to go water skiing".

A guy comes round after been under anesthetic for a major operation and sees the surgeon sitting beside his bed. Surgeon: "Ah you've finally woken up, I have good news and bad news, which would you like to hear first?" Patient: "Whats the bad news?" S: " There was a mix up, and we made a mistake, and, unfortunately amputated the wrong leg" P: "Well, whats the good news?" S: "Your other leg is going to get better".

Oh no,the sky is falling. Run for the hills.

Hopefully Swift sues his arse back to Moscow for using her image like that. And hopefully she tells her legal team to find the fans whose images he used, and file an action on their behalf as well. He needs to be hammered.