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Agreed, that will work fine too. I just anticipate shooting moving targets in bad lighting, where your own muzzle fire blinds you for a few seconds, but clearily marks your position to the opponent - it's better to eliminate him before he starts getting serious. Also I like to anticipate multiple opponents, hence like to deal with them ASAP. Got to take into consideration the environment you are in (what type of walls if in door) possible traps and ambush points. Are there friendlys in the building. How many opponents etc. etc. Anywau the point is: do it to them before they do it to you jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Neither actually. I might just go out for martinis. Booze should counterbalance the junk and give me total stomach twisters jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Sure I had some decent caprese for lunch too. But why do I want to eat all this crap? Malfunction(red lights going off) Malfunction! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Pregnant? Doubt it - a) not much sex lately b) I'm a man so it would be rather unorthodox Fall rate? Naaaah, I jump out with freeflyers and watch them head fly while I belly fly next to them It must be the man boobs jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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It is an exeptional piece of poetry. What's up babe, why are you in such a foul mood? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Come out for the weekend. Closed Tue&Wed, but I think as of October we will be 24/7 again. The Otter rocks jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I have just committed a horrible crime. No doubt about it I will go to hell. I just went to the supermarket and purchased: Three types of Ben&Jerry's ice cream Krispy Kreme dough nuts (one dozen) Tropicana frozen juice bars (one box) Nature's Choice granola bars (two boxes) Help, help, what's happening with me?!! I already started to gnaw on all this. What am I to do? I never have urges like that!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Awww you Europeans with your plastic guns. Did 600 rounds in one hour out of my S&W 5906 in one hour at the range this week. The gun was HOT as hell. Now that is shooting - aim not by sights but by the barrel, quick groupings of three, most effective in close combat. That all on a range simulating urban assault with pop up targets. Gives you a small buzz jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I'm saying I'm sitting in front of my computer right in the middle of it. You should come up here too jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Hon, if you think that is good, you ain't seen nothin' yet jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Oh, dear. Watch it! Life with me often gets too interesting. I am an adventurer and a rough character. Of course that does not interfere with me being a gentleman jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Wisedom and perfection comes with age jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Yeah, and I'll be drunker than W.C. Fields before the first 15 minutes of the movie are over. There ain't enough rum in the State of Florida for that. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: Upon being severely and justfully criticized by Madam BB I wish to state that, by no means would I criticize nor maliciously mention anybody's color, race or religion. Now having said that I wish to direct your attention to the movie from which my quote was taken: "We'll take the n.... abd the ch.... but not the Irish" The said movie is THE BLAZING SADDLES by Mel Brooks Perhaps my remark was untimely, but was a quote from a classic. Now let's get on with our lives jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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That is baby why I'll whisper in your ear....mmmmmmmm, sweet nothing jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Mystery and intrigue are the basis of a great relationship jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I love to: Smell the gunpowder Hear the guns roar Go into battle with my sword high up See the vilages burn See my enemies dead Hear the lamentation of their women jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Yeah, trolls are OK. The ones I really dislike though are the lepricons (however you spell that). Really mean little bastards. Green, tough - remind me of Pop a bit, just he does not have the funky little hat. And they constantly stink of cheap booze and eat potatoes, while hiding under the sink. Now I've found a way to get rid of them - need to pour some draino into cheap booze. Their little bellies burst open making a funny pop! sound. The only problem is that the sanitation company will not accept their nasty little cadavers as trash. They say the'll take the n.... and the ch..., but not the Irish jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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cold? nothing to do outside? vodka? women? IT'S NAKED TIME! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Get him a neat pilot chute with a really cool hackey - it's a good start for a rig. Where is he in Florida? Where does he skydve here? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Awww, beehave Baby, hahahahaha. Do we shag now or do we shag later? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Mmmmmmmm....hydroponic......mmmmmmmm
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Ooooh! You mean the dude who lives behind my barn and has little trees growing on his back is a troll? Wooow I didn't know that. Well anyway I have to tell him not to step on the sheep again. They get kinda' flat you know. Also. I think he needs to go and see a blacksmith or some other dentist - he really needs work done on his teeth. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Murderrers!!!!! Villans!!!! Leave the Trolls alone. If they are gone who is going to hide my sock and underware. Besides they are an endangered species. That is why you should leave some uneaten food and undrank booze on the countertop at night. Then they can quietly sneak up and feed. It's really cool looking at them feed and making pictures of them. Now if you are nast they will gnaw on your toe nails and put BenGay on your undies jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275