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I need something Sassy

WOW....I have a thread with flames Sassy

Ewwww....LOL. Happy..I'm a speed reader. Had it done before I paid for it I don't change my car oil and I don't expect the man in my life to. That's what Jiffy Lube is for. Sassy

Oh...tttpphhhtttt.....laugh a little with me today

The funniest book I've ever bought was titled "Everything Men Know About Women". I saw it at a store and got kinda indignant about it. I mean...men knowing anything about women. I picked it up to thumb through it and ALL the pages were BLANK!!! I laughed so hard I had to buy it. I've had it for about 15 years now. Sassy

Umm..sure...yeah..it's for JT. Sassy

Hey....this is not my letter. It was an email I received today. Sassy

Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening become available. So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reason(s)you were disqualified from the competition. Check those that apply...) ___Your last name is objectionable. I can't imagine taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it. ___Your first name is objectionable. It's just not something I can picture myself yelling out in a fit of passion. ___The fact that our dining experiences to date has left MY wallet a little lighter, and YOUR pants a little tighter! ___Your inadvertent admission that you "buy condoms by the truckload" indicates that you may be interested in me for something other than my personality. ___You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked you 20 questions about yourself before you asked me more than one about myself. ___Your legs are skinnier than mine. ___You're too short. Any son that we produced would inevitably be beaten up repeatedly at recess. ___You're too tall. I'm developing a chronic neck condition from trying to kiss you. ___I find your inability to fix my car extraordinarily unappealing. ___The fact that your apartment has been condemned reveals an inherent slovenliness that I fear is unbreakable. ___The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often in conversation. ___You still live with your parents. ___Although I do enjoy the X-Files, I find your wardrobe of Star Trek uniforms a little disconcerting. ___Your frequent references to your ex-girlfriend lead me to suspect that you are some sort of psychotic stalker. ___Your ability to belch the alphabet is not a trait that I am seeking in a long-term partner. ___Your height is out of proportion to your weight. If you should however, happen to gain the necessary 17 vertical inches, please resubmit your application. ___Somehow I doubt those condoms I found in your overnight bag were really necessary for a successful business trip. ___I am out of your league, set your sights lower next time. Sincerely, ______________________

Very nic pictures. Babies are so fun.....especially somebody else's. I'm going to spoil Kayli and let her parents figure the rest out. Sassy

Lolie, That picture was taken in May of this year about a month after I turned 41. I look even more different now. Shorter hair and about 30 pounds lighter. Life is great!! Sassy

Here's my granddaughter Kayli. She was born November 26 at the bright and early hour of 6:06 am. She weighed 5lb 12 oz. Sassy

Acckkk....we're having a baby!!!! Just got the call Sassy

Thanks. I don't feel like one either and that must be why it's hitting so hard. Aaaghhh....I'm way too young for this. Sassy

I WAS going to my Mom's but my daughter is expecting her first baby any day now so I'm on standby. I'd rather stay home alone and be 2 1/2 hours from her than at my Mom's and be 6 hours away. But still....UGH!! And this waiting, it's stressful. Miss Kayli needs to hurry up and make her appearance in this world

I hope you never lose your sense of wonder, You get your fill to eat but always keep that hunger, May you never take one single breath for granted, GOD forbid love ever leave you empty handed, I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean, Whenever one door closes I hope one more opens, Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance, And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance. I hope you dance....I hope you dance. I hope you never fear those mountains in the distance, Never settle for the path of least resistance Livin' might mean takin' chances but they're worth takin', Lovin' might be a mistake but it's worth makin', Don't let some hell bent heart leave you bitter, When you come close to sellin' out reconsider, Give the heavens above more than just a passing glance, And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance. I hope you dance....I hope you dance. I hope you dance....I hope you dance. (Time is a wheel in constant motion always rolling us along, Tell me who wants to look back on their years and wonder where those years have gone.) I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean, Whenever one door closes I hope one more opens, Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance, And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance. Dance....I hope you dance. I hope you dance....I hope you dance. I hope you dance....I hope you dance.. (Time is a wheel in constant motion always rolling us along Tell me who wants to look back on their years and wonder where those years have gone

I'm not on EQ but I am on Asheron's Call and yes I guess you could say I'm hooked . But TV is boring and AC is cheap entertainment and passes the time in between the gym and bedtime. Sassy

Weeee...I got it working. I was also finally able to get a picture of my first tandem down to decent size and put it in the gallery. This is way too much fun. Thanks for the help and suggestions, both here and in PM's. Sassy

oops, I walked right into that one *note to self--be vewy vewy careful when posting, this is rough crowd Sassy

Awwww..so we hafta??? Sassy

I am self employed and would not trade it for the world, especially with all going on in my life right now I probably would have been fired anywhere else . I have a great office in a small community, take my dog to work with me, love my clients and nobody looking over my shoulder. I don't play office politics well so I'm better being the boss

Hhhmm......I like that vision...ALOT Sassy

Sounds totally perfect right now, when do we start?? Sassy

Doctor, it appears you have already figured out the problem. What is the cure? Sassy

Hell yeah!!!! Bring it on Sassy

Ugh...well ok. Sassy