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Aaahhhhhh.......a man after my own....um...heart Sassy
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Pop, I get the feeling in your case anything really does go. Is Stanley older or younger than you?? Sassy
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Touche'........good one . But is there a problem with that?? Sassy
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That's just yucky Sassy
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NOPE!!!!!! Oh ok, I MIGHT compromise on some things, but I'm here to be served and worshiped. But the person doing the worshiping will be treated very well. Sassy
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NOT a chance in hell . Sassy
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Sleeping At Your Desk ====================== Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk: 10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to." 8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!" 7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm." 6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." 5. "I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work- related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice yoga?" 4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." 3. "The coffee machine is broken..." 2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..." And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk..... 1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
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Reminds me of a book I have. The title of it is "Everything Men Know About Women". Every single page is blank. I've never read a more true book Sassy
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ROFL!!!!!!! That's the hardest I've laughed on a long time . Sassy
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WOW....it was great reading this Michele. I for one am so glad you're back
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Oh.......how CUTE!!!! I'm glad to see you signed up for puppy school. I have a 10 month old puppy that I adopted from the Animal Defense League. We've been thru 2 puppy classes and he's the best dog I've ever had. He's adjusted to apartment life quite nicely. Have fun Sassy
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LOL.....probably not. They'd still call me Sassy because of what my attitude would be . Another thing I'm sometimes called is Brat....and sometimes Sassy Brat....LOL. They all fit
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I'm called Sassy, because well.....um.....I am.
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A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation. After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, "Welcome to the ladies room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish. But be warned, for if you say something false you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!" The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette said, "I think I'm the most beautiful of us three" and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money. The redhead stepped up and said "I think I'm the most talented of us three" and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Lexus in her hands. Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said, "I think..." and was promptly sucked into the mirror.
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For me this is one of those issues I have to look at and ask "Is this really going to matter 5, 10 or however many years from now?".....nope. Not worth fussing over. Sassy
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OMG!!!!! That is the best laugh I've had all week I'll be chuckling over that one the rest of the day
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Oohh...I wanna be a whore! Uumm...post whore that is Sassy
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Oh this is fun..ROFL!!!! I'm not going to get any more work done this afternoon keeping up with this thread. Sassy
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*gasp*...how could you forget the butt? 2 or 3 more weeks of this and it'll be really nice.
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My first thought on this subject line was........and your point is?? Sassy
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Very good point!!! Wish I had remembered that. I'm going to the gym 4-5 times a week. I do 45 miniutes on the ellipitical and then do some circuit stuff. It has made a huge difference in how I feel and handle things....not to mention it's good for my butt.
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Hi Michele, I don't really know you either except what I've seen here but I just wanted to add my "hang in there" with everyone else's. And dammit...get back on this forum . A friend had directed me to this site several weeks before my first tandem back in August. Your posts have always been among my favorites. How dare you deprive all of us like this?? /e wonders if the guilt trip will really work? But in all seriousness I pretty much know what you're going thru. I'm in the middle of a divorce and am flat broke with a jerk trying his hardest to make sure I stay that way. It's so easy to slip away and hide..I know...I've been trying. But I do keep reaching out a little for my friends and you need to do the same. People love you and the words and hugs can help the healing more than you realize. But really you of all people should know that...I've seen you do it for others
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Down South, Bubbette called her attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer? "Yes, Bubbette, sure is true." responded the lawyer. "And now someone is suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister lawyer?" "Sure is Bubbette. But why you asking?" "Cause what I want to know is, I was thinkin' can I sue Budweiser for all the ugly men I've slept with? ************************************** Three little old ladies named Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park. The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat. Gertrude immediately had a stroke. Then Maude also had a stroke. But Tillie, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.
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Since you don't say what you've tried to far, I'll just make what is probably a totally silly suggestion. Have you tried the white pages in the internet?? Best of luck to you
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Geez...you must have brass ones if you really think anybody in here is going to give you information after your last post here.