Sassy
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The movie is Blind Date. There's your useless trivia for the day just because I'm in a total funk and not getting any work done. Sassy
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That is just too cute
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Richard, Glad you had good news. All offers still stand so just yell if anything is needed. Sassy
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Good thoughts heading that way. Richard, if you get in a pinch and need help getting home let me know and I'll see how I can help. I own a travel agency. Sassy
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ROFLMAO!!!!! Sassy
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The Way it Really Happened The Three Little Pigs: This is a true story, indicating how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically. A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read, "and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?" The teacher paused......then asked the class: " And what do you think the man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly "I think the man would have said: "Well, fuck me! A talking pig!" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
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OMG!!!! When am I going to learn????
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Ooooookkkkkkkk.....thanks skymama for helping stay on my diet. Suddenly not hungry anymore
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Oh..that is hysterical. Great laugh this morning
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I fixed it too....LOL. How in the world does that happen??? Thanks :)
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If you have children you will probably relate to this father... As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands but was stopped by my wife suddenly at my side. "Hold Johnny (our six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich," she said. I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers. I love mustard. I had no napkin I licked it off. It was not mustard. No man ever put a baby down faster. It was the first and only time I have sprinted with my tongue protruding. With a washcloth in each hand I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do, only I did it on my tongue. Later (after she stopped crying from laughing so hard) my wife said, "Now you know why they call that mustard "Poupon.'"
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And now the dreaded relationship question.Warning Gets SAPPY
Sassy replied to nubain1's topic in The Bonfire
Hhhmm....and just where is the give from her in this scenerio??. I only see you making all kinds of concessions. Has she said anything about I'm sorry, honey for being so possesive and I do love and trust you. I won't be jealous like that again?? It will not work and will never last. You'll end up resentful in the long run because you gave up your true self to try and be what she wants. It sounds like you're just lonely and homesick. Slow this process with her down some and really think about it. Get out and meet new people and make new friends. Sassy -
AACCKKKK........not on the phone???? I'm sorry..I shouldn't say that. So sorry you're having to deal with this. But if he's not willing to even discuss this with you reasonably then you're going to be better off in the long run. Just seems to me that he would have cared enough to at least examine this situation with you and move beyond it.
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I have a question for all the guys that say..don't tell. How would you feel if it was your girlfriend asking this question and people told her not to tell but you found out later?? Would that advice still stand?? Just curious.
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The one I'm going to requires 3 tandems, 2 of them working ones. Plus I had to start fresh with them and not count the first one I did. So by the time I start AFF I'll have done 4 tandems. It's sure going to be weird leaving the plane with nobody on my back.
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Very cute. I hate creative people Sassy
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Aggiedave, you're not kidding about the land prices. But this area is exploding like crazy. It's why my office is in Bulverde. I had 3 nice acres up in Blanco, but I won't get custody of them......cuz I'm divorcing an Aggie named Dave...How weird is that? Sassy
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This is just hysterical. Uuumm.....not that I've ever seen any of this you understand. Sassy
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I live in San Antonio. It's my office that's in Bulverde Sassy
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Damn....I gotta get out more and see the rest of Texas Sassy
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I LOVE thunderstorms! So wild and primitive and good for....umm...never mind
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WOW....pretty song
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Well another category has pulled ahead!!!
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WOW....one of the rare times I'm in a winning category Sassy
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At this point...NOTHING. Going thru divorce after 12 years together......too many hurts still way too fresh. Right now I just need friends in my life with no complications