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b) Love it Sassy

Ssshhh....I am working....really..I am...I'm not here Sassy

If you're unhappy and have money to live on while you look around....get the hell out of dodge and like yesterday...sheesh Sassy

Meghan, They have been quite entertaining today haven't they? Sassy

So glad I'm not in the 40%, not any more. But yeah I do believe that number. Most women don't have any sex drive because they are too freakin tired from doing everything around the house with very little or no help. And they have to live with very little or no affection. Being turned on and ready to go starts with little every displays of affection. Not many men understand that. Umm...ok...I'll stop now. I could get ranting on this one. It just simply is not all the women's fault...nope, no way, no how

Well..ummmmmm.....thanks for sharing....I guess Sassy

I just ordered my shirt. It says that donations will come from shirts ordered thru October. So I hope this helps just a little

Check out Asheron's Call. It's alot of fun! Sassy

Hhhm....so the moral of the story is.......check your orders before going home? Or just wait til you get home and party on!!! Oh forget it, I have no clue where I'm going with this. I'm just in dire need of some frickin fun today

Bu, bu....but what's the code word? Sassy

I own a small, travel agency. And I LOVE it!!! I love my clients and the challenges that every phone call brings. Does not pay much but I love walking in that door every morning and to me that's the most important thing. Why get up and go to a job you hate everyday?? UGH I've only done 2 jumps but think about more all the time. It doesn't help that I have huge windows in my office and I can sit and stare at the beautiful blue sky all day. And dropzone.com does not help with my productivitiy level either, but oh well, it'll all get done. Sassy

If you just got Nasonex yesterday be sure to stay on it even if it seems to not be working. Nasonex can take several weeks to kick in. I've been using it for a couple of years now and the stuff is awesome. I haven't had sinus infections or bronchitis or any of the stuff I used to get. Stick with it! Sassy

I would go to clubs with my ex but never did that. Wanted to but never did..was afraid of not knowing what to do. Oh well, it's a new world now Sassy

Hhhmm....lots of very valid points Sassy

Breath-alyzer!?!?!?!? And I thought that was snorkeling gear

That's funny

Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: 1. From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..." 2. Pilot-"Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land...it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern." 3. After landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride." 4. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!" 5. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced: "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted." 6. From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more." 7. "Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you or your money, more than Southwest Airlines." 8. "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments." 9. "As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses." 10. "Last one off the plane must clean it." 11. From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry... Unfortunately none of them are on this flight...!" 12. Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it after an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant came on the PA and announced, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seatbelts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!" 13. Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing:"We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal." 14. An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying XYZ airline." He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally, everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?" "Why no, Ma'am," said the pilot, what is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land or were we shot down?" 15. After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal." 16. Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us here at US Airways

WOW...congratulations! That's awesome!! A great thing after the week you've had. I'm glad something got better for you

All is right with the world now. I chunked my budget in the trash and did my second tandem today. WOW...........even more awesome than the first one. This was a working tandem. I pulled and.............it OPENED!!!!!!!!! On my way to AFF!!! I'm in love and I'll be more usless than ever now.

A tad off subject but does anyone here play Asheron's Call?? Sassy

I would like to thank All you fine folks for a most amusing Friday Sassy

YAY!!!!!!!! Not an issue in my life for a very long time Sassy

Oh boy, saved on my favs. No work for me now Sassy

Sheesh....was that in English!?!?! Sassy

Most of us don't have the slightest idea what MOST of this means....but Dr. Seuss is going to try to explain why computers sometimes crash.... If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the mem'ry makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!! If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!