DrunkMonkey
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Rodents are by definition there to be insect eliminators and to serve as prey food for others...
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Oops. Linked the wrong pic. I guess you could call those "aysmmetric boobies"...
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http://www.willamette.edu/~mrother/blue%20footed%20boobies.jpg Edited to add http://www.users.bigpond.com/plouw/galapagos_images/24%20-%20Blue%20Footed%20Boobies.jpg
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I just like finding ways to put "Shiitake Mushrooms" in emails I send at work to see if the IT Nazis flag the email for foul language...
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ewwwweeweweewewwwww the visuals..... I'm the same actually, not the pucker bit, but I hate someone in MY airspace, a cameraman chased me around the sky once, trying to come up underneath and behind me... That cameraman should have gotten at the very least yelled at, if not by you, then by the S&TA...
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Um... "not get the jeep running right?" It's damn near straight pipes out of the exhaust manifold, except for the muffler. I'd think a good catalytic, a quart of rubbing alcohol in the tank, and an hour's driving before testing to really heat up the engine ought to squeak it by the emissions nazis...I hope.
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Just wave a flare gun at them. That'll get their attention...
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I don't like pickles or mustard. Yech..
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http://www.chaney.i12.com/cosa_finished_3.jpg Too bad the only places where a hetero man can ride one of these (without getting endless shit) are Key West and Europe...
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Time for you to ride a Vespa. They're Italian-Chic, women can get away with riding them without catching any shit from others, and they're too small to damage any car...
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It's a Jeep CJ7. The more I think about it...it's probably gonna be easier to just have the local independant mechanic put a hi-flow catalytic converter on it, and say the hell with Antique plates and their restrictions. Might be more $, but I'll save the cost of a ticket. Veteran's plates, however, are worth the extra $15 each. I earned the right to those... Thx.
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Once I finally move back to Chicago, I'm gonna need to title and plate my vehicles in IL. I have one question- One of my vehicles is 28 years old, and qualifies for antique plates. I'd like to get those, as i wouldn't need to pass emissions to get it titled and plated. The Jeep has no chance of passing unless I put a catalytic on it. I'd reather not, as I don't want to kill it's performance, or put more $ into it than I have to. Do the IL troopers hassle you if you drive an antique vehicle more than "to shows, demos, and service stations"? Thx
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I dunno, but when the Brits and the Frogs still flew the Concorde, a flight from London Heathrow to JFK Intn'l would get you there a half hour earlier than your departure time...due to time zones.
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After staying 1 week in the world's shittiest Hilton (Beaumont, TX), I was ready to go home. Had to stay there another 19 days...
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Can you get something stronger than Vicodin? Mouth pain is the worst...
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But in Key West, it'd be FAABULOUSSSS!
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http://www.users.bigpond.com/plouw/galapagos_images/24%20-%20Blue%20Footed%20Boobies.jpg Boobies?
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Might be TFRs on that Saturday. Even moreso if Dubya or Dick go to watch the launch.
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If you like your Hummer (special one for Frenchy)
DrunkMonkey replied to piisfish's topic in The Bonfire
Love it. Love it almost as much as my "H2 Recovery Vehicle" aka my 77 Jeep CJ7. H2s suck. They're useless off-road, and most people are Tards behind the wheel, not knowing how to handle them. Jeeps-the one and only. I still get 25+ MPG on my jeep, and that's a 28-year old V8 that I only drive on weekends. -
The thing that irks me the most is seeing fat people driving 2 blocks in a Hummer H2 or a Ford Excursion to get a supersized McFatass Meal. Invariably, it's one person in those Urban Assault Vehicles. What a fucking waste. The taxes (gas guzzler) ought to be tripled. You want to ride around in your "sorry 'bout that impotence" vehicle? You pay much more...
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does your bday have a cool pic associated with it?
DrunkMonkey replied to heidihagen's topic in The Bonfire
http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_attachment;postatt_id=216 Um...k... -
Jump pilot at his day job. Wonder how the passengers felt??
DrunkMonkey replied to Brian425's topic in The Bonfire
Ugh... Can you say "G-Forces?" -
Jaegermeister and RB is much better. The RB endows one with superhuman drinking abilities. I had a streak when I was about 24 when I couldn't close a bar. I'd fold at 0030. Enter RB and Jaeger, I was up for the late night bars...
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What's the funniest thing you've said recently?
DrunkMonkey replied to kelel01's topic in The Bonfire
To a neighbor who wouldn't go the fuck away: -
Haven't slept with another jumper. I don't shit where I eat, so to speak...