DrunkMonkey

Need music suggestions for MP3 downloads. Anything other than Hip-Hop/R&B or Country. Any Ideas? I could use some cool obscure world music...

Try "price gouging."

We're all going to feel the pinch, but IMHO, it's not time for the "We're all gonna die" cries... And yes, I know you have hybrid/elec vehicles. I cannot afford to go hybrid right now, and 100% elec cars are short range POSs right now.

It's sad how wrapped up in dumb shit people get when they are not getting laid...

I'm just glad I'll be taking the El or Metra to get to work once I move home...

Are you gonna wear the nurse outfit that Darryl Hannah had on?

I hate to cross post, but if one does not drive a F-350 or a Hummer H2 every day to work (w/ only you in it), this is less of an issue.

True. Prince Harry's too busy wearing his SS uniform and taking bong hits to be King...

Dumbo is marrying Flicka.

Elmer Fudd was a NRA nutjob. Daffy Duck was bi-polar. Ren was borderline paranoid schizophrenic, and Stimpy was "special needs." Beavis and Butthead were just sexually frustrated dumbasses.

I've effectively been without any meaningful workload since January. DZ.com is keeping me from studying for the LSAT...damn you all!

I think God was tired at about 1130pm on the 6th day, and said 'Ah screw it--all y'all are gonna taste like chicken." [/boarding express train to hell]

It was also flown by the RAF and RAAF, not just the USAF.

Are you serious? I tried talking my wife into that, and she thought I was nuts!!! I'm serious. I don't have a house yet, but once I buy/build, I will install one, probably in the basement bathroom. If she gets a bidet, I get a urinal. Fair trade?

This sucks. What's next, the Tofu Monster?

This is why I am having a urinal installed in my first house...

Forgot about my friend's sister, who tried giant Guinea Pig while in South America with the Peace Corps. Said it was delicious...

I have a friend who, while stationed in Korea, got wicked drunk and went to a place where no other Americans seemed to eat. Turns out he had Schnauzer for dinner... heh.

Roast kitten. See hte recipe in the "Mars" thread.

I have consumed: Elk Buffalo Venison Alligator Phesant(sp?) Quail Turtle Snake Duck Squid I'd like to try: Emu Goose Kangaroo Moose Bear Cassowary Flamingo

I work with a pair of married Captains, both with the last name "Major." One is up for promotion. I know a Major Clink up for O-5. 2 SrA Schultz's up for SSgt.

------------------------ Roast Kitten 1 5-6lb Kitten,wing tips removed 1 lemon -- halved 4 whole garlic cloves 4 tablespoons unsalted butter -- (optional) Kosher salt to taste Freshly ground black pepper to taste 1 cup homemade or canned kitten broth -- water, fruit juice or wine, for deglazing Place oven rack on second level from bottom. Heat oven to 500 degrees. Remove the fat from the tail and crop end of the kitten. Discard the neck and giblets or freeze for making chicken stock later. Reserve kitten livers for another use. Stuff the cavity of the kitten with the lemon, garlic and butter, if using. Season the cavity and skin with salt and pepper. Place the kitten in a 12-by-8-by-1 1/2-inch roasting pan, breast-side up. Put in the oven legs first and roast 50 to 60 minutes, or until the juices run clear. After the first 10 minutes, move the chicken with a wooden spatula to keep it from sticking. Remove the kitten to a platter by placing a large wooden spoon into the tail end and balancing the kitten with a kitchen spoon pressed against the crop end. As you lift the kitten, tilt it over the roasting pan so that all the juices run out of the cavity and into the pan. Pour off excess fat from the pan and put the pan on top of the stove. Add the stock or other liquid and bring to a boil, scraping the bottom vigorously with a wooden spoon. Let reduce by half. Serve the sauce over the kitten or, for crisp skin, in a sauce boat. Makes 4 servings

Any name you only seem to find at an old folks' home.

Housecat Picture of Mr. Rogers Sewing machine Broadsword Kilt

Got slammed by my Triathalon 160 once. Was so hard it broke blood vessels in 6 fingertips, and I had to get muscle relaxants to get thru the lower back pain... Funny thing is I was told to pack it a little more trashy, so it snivels more while unraveling the mushed folds. Worked well.