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  1. DrunkMonkey
    Good grief--you'd see smaller people breaking their wrists trying to rapid fire that mad bastard. I'd like to see a small frame .40. The Beretta is a handful for those of us with smaller hands. A small frame Glock would be good. Besides, a pistol never won a war. It's a defensive weapon. That's why JA, HC, and MDG non-combatants carry them solely for self-protection.
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    Gastric bypass surgery.
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    You've already bought the license to the music for your use, so wouldn't it be legal to get it off Limewire?
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    Paging Christelsabine & Botellines...Waiting for your Anti-US hissy-fits
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    I wouldn't call it attacking, other than the fact that he ties every issue to his victim complex. That, and his incessant whining is really irritating.
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    -->Narci
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    For Fun

    DrunkMonkey replied to HardCorr's topic in The Bonfire

    Jeepin', Flying, Scuba, X-C Running.
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    Using the whole chicken instead of just a feather.
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    "Defense Language Aptitude Battery"--Artificial language-yes, took it. No, no real way to study. DLPT-measures your proficiency in a foreign language. I took it in Spanish, passed with midrange fluency. I only get paid if I retake it yearly, and only if I am in a billet that requires a Spanish Speaker. 2 Languages that only pay if you're in a language-sensitive billet--Spanish and Tagalog. Plenty of those speakers in the .mil without having to pay white guys like me to keep up fluency.
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    ...Public flatulence.
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    Fart loudly. Eat limburger cheese. Sneeze on her.
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    Penis monologue: "Um, I gotta pee." -or- "I'm horny. Find me some cooter."
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    IIRC, brown is the dominant color. You need two recessive blue genes to get blue. A blue and a brown genotype results in Brown eyes...Correct me if I am wrong. Also, aren't most babies born with blue eyes, which pigment later if they're not genetically blue-eyed?
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    Can one FedEx cats?
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    Concur. That movie sucked syphallitic goat nuts.
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    The ability to expose whiny people who think they're special because of one attribute. To quote Tyler Durden:
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    The individual in question is constantly griping and whining about how he is subject to maltreatment due to his sexual preference, when the reality is that no one really gives a shit. That being said, it's rather irritating to endure the constant whining, and the pathetic attempts to tie his own self-induced victimization complex to any and all threads about someone else who he percieves as the victim of persecution.
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    NYC pizza sucks. If you have to eat it like a taco (folding it up) it's not pizza. Chicago pizza is the real deal.
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    All this nationalism is great, but what if you can only afford to go to Wal-Mart? Shit's a lot more expensive elsewhere. It seems that these Limousine Liberals ought to put their money where their mouth is. Idealism is expensive. Once you've cornered some niche in the capitalist system, perhaps then you can be idealistic. It's hard to do so beforehand.
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    My old man caught me with a beer once when I was 14. Made me drink the whole six pack. I puked my guts out. I didn't drink until I was 21. Aversion therapy is good.
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    Fell asleep one night with the TV on, and dreamed to the soundtrack of that incessant Girls Gone Wild infomercial. Couldn't get that silly soundtrack outta my head for a few days.
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    ...Just not give a shit? For me, that day is today. Anyone else not give a shit today?
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    After seeing the pic- I'd hit it.
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    Don't flatter yourself, Suzie. 90% of your posts on the SC are you whining about being a "Second Class Citizen." ...and I'm done with this thread.
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    That's when you pass the aluminum baseball bat to another guy.