DrunkMonkey
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Take a few questions from Dieter of Sprockets: "Why is it that the truly brilliant are doomed to a life of obscurity, surrounded by a sea of mediocrity, only to end up covered in sores in a pool of their own filth? Oh vell, the beat goes on." "Vould you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Love him! Liebe meine abst-monkey." "Your presence intimidates me to the point of humiliation. Would you care to strike me?" "You are beautiful and angular." "You disturb me to the point of insanity. There. I am insane now."
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Actually you would be suprized at how many people come here and get confused when i tell them to take the Kennedy, when they are not from the area. They want to know why the hell we dont just use the numbers I think we confuse the hell outta foreigners by having one interstate share two numbers/names, and defining distance as a measure of time, not milage. Also: What others call the "metro, we call the "El" What we call the "Metra", others call "the train." At least where I grew up in Chicago, when asked what neighborhood you grew up, you named a Catholic parish, not a neighborhood. Also, you could tell which school a girl went to by the color of her uniform tartan. You could pick out non-IL cars by their ubiquitous lack of a front license plate (And yes, they're license PLATES, not "Car tags."
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Dear Media: You suck. Eat a bag of shit, you ghoulish vultures. Sincerely Yours, DrunkMonkey
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Caption: "Tell the pilot to climb and go around!"
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I'm suprised that she was able to send soil. That's a HUGE Dept of Agriculture/Customs no-no.
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"Post Whoring on Active Duty"--Film at Eleven! I'm on leave, wiseguy.
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The restoration of my 1977 Jeep CJ7 is to be completed today, when I install a new alternator plug and charge the battery.
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Isn't that one of those cards that the illegal aliens pass out on the Strip sidewalk?
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NyQuill- Label says "May cause drowsiness." It should say "Don't make any f%*#in' plans..."
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"Moscow in flames, missiles headed towards New York--Film at Eleven!"
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Quothe the great Denis Leary: I'd think a vegan cat would be a most pathetic critter.
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THat's mean to deny meat to a cat. Cats' teeth and digestive tract are most assuredly that of a carnivore.
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I was expecting this post to read "hit yourself in the face for buying such a fugly car..." Heh.
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So if you're Latino, you should be allowed to break US immigration law? That's what I got from this excerpt...
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Excecution of Iraq Chopper Shoot Down Survivor
DrunkMonkey replied to Duckwater's topic in Speakers Corner
Thats how it is... Spout an uneducated opinion, and when called on it...Shut up and run? Sounds like standard operatinf procedure. As you know, it's perfectly fine for Euros to rip on the US. The reverse is not true. -
Why do you care, professor? No one forces anyone to join a church.
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That's crap. It's one of the safest parts of Chicago. Damn dude! I live in Houston Texas.. WTF I know.. LOL maybe she doesn't find it a nice part of town.. Back the fuck up man! Sorry. did not mean to sound harsh. Mea Culpa.
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That's crap. It's one of the safest parts of Chicago.
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I wouldn't kick her out of bed...unless we wanted to do it on the floor...
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Yeah, but think about what would happen to the Air Force if their PT test was changed to a full on PFT? People would die trying, or the Army would have to take over all the flying again. It already has been changed to a full PFT. No more bike test. 1.5m run, pushups, situps, abdominal measurements.
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Whatever you do, don't get it tattooed on any spaces that procreation will alter, i.e. breast or lower abdomen. Knew a gal whose butterfly tat looked like it was painted by Salvador Dali after she had kids.
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How often do you pack yourself?
DrunkMonkey replied to Antidote's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I'm the Original Cheap Bastard. Never. -
I have heard of it. Have you actually had work done there? No, but firends have, and they've always been happy with the work. They're award-winning artists.
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If they have a penis, they go to the male shitter. If not, female shitter. End of debate.
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They shouldn't let this fucker even wear the uniform...
DrunkMonkey replied to rhino's topic in Speakers Corner
This bit dose[sic] Prosecutors say Akbar told investigators he launched the attack because he was concerned U.S. troops would kill fellow Muslims in Iraq. They said he coolly carried out the attack to achieve "maximum carnage" on his comrades in the 101st Airborne Division Then he's a murderous traitor, end of story.