DrunkMonkey
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The other day, my friend's kitten stole a piece of his tuna sandwich that was drenched in extremely hot hotsauce. It was hilarious watching the cat race around trying to outrun the heat.... After about 10 min of laughing, we gave her a saucer of milk. Kitty has learned to stay the hell away from human food...
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I saw about 6 prairie dogs on my way out of the base yesterday. They looked at me, chirped at me, and went back into their holes.
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Prairie Dogs. Discuss.
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Rabbits. Lots of Rabbits. Lots of Fuzzy Rabbits. Lots of Fuzzy Rabbits Hopping. Lots of Fuzzy Rabbits Hopping and Drinking Beer. Lots of Fuzzy Rabbits Hopping and Drinking Beer while wearing Lederhosen.
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http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/04/20/moussaoui.plea/index.html Put him in McVeigh's old cell, let him rot in obscurity, next to the Unabomber and Robert Hanssen, forgotten and relegated to a footnote in history textbooks.
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Columbine anniversary? Hitler's Birthday? The day the DEA can really bust some heads?
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...With a sopapilla for dessert.
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Yeah-College students with no real responsibilities. Watch "PCU" for reference.
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That isn't, his alleged membership to the Hitler Youth may raise some questions though. Membership in the HJ was mandatory at the time. His bio said he joined, and according to wikipedia: I'd quote his official bio, but the site is Farked. As far as his military time, he was forced into a FLAK unit, then into the Wehrmacht. He deserted (despite the SS's death threats for deserters), went home, was taken as a POW by the allies, and released after the war.
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Wow, I thought this guy was in his 70s. But according to the Prof here he's over 450 years old and likely pushing a half Millenium - if that isn't qualification for head of a major religion (relative immortality) I don't know what is. ..And he's from Germany, the country that started WWII. The scandal!!
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I'm SO glad I wasn't the only one who thought of that when his name was announced!!! No, that would be John Ratzenberger.
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...More time to bang Cheryl Crow....
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They'd need to recoup the money they would've made on an advert if they published your memorial. You pay to bump the advert. You have no justification for being offended.
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link?
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Nah-Ross Perot.
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Steak--medium. Potato--baked, w/sour cream and chives. green salad. Red wine. lots of it. Bananas Foster. Sex.
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Are you even checking the link? There's NO ebay Prius for $1900. That was probably the second of 27 bids... By the way, thx for ignoring the rest of my post.
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agreed.
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Great, Daddy Warbucks. We're not all rich engineers who can afford to buy new. I've never owned a new car. So how's it us poor folk are ruining the world? Point the finger at the rich assholes flying private jets, and driving Hummers, Escalades, and Ford Excursions.
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"Rebuildable?" You want to take a chance on a car that's been in a frontal collision? That's just what the bid is up to-reserve--I'd guess at least $11k. I don't have the money to save the fucking world. Let the affluent CEOs save the world. They have the resources, they're just greedy.
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Call an attorney, perhaps you can sue them under the ADA.
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And you're resuming SDC style!! Can't wait to finally jump with you cutie!! I'll even fly on my belly for ya!! Awww, Sunny...you make me blush... Pssst, can you teach me to FF?
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Me too. Actually I'm just giving it up for 6 months or so. So what brought this on? I've been thinking about it since last year. Just got bored from doing the same thing every single weekend. I've been on a break since last May. Resuming this June. There's a big world out there!
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\ I had a chance to read it before you deleted it. I sure would like to know what spawned it. Ditto.
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Fuck's sake...I cannot afford a Prius or an Insight. I have no political clout. I am only hoping to live a decent life. I'd get an electric car and power it off a nuclear reactor, but they're all pieces of shit. What's the point? If we're all fucked, why don't we all just commit mass suicide?