Quaalude

Ah, no, nothing at all. I gave up the quaaludes a long time ago. Really.

stupid easy. For gosh sake, don't tell him. We'll have crazy ducks all over the place!

Shocking!

Well, if we give up all of our privacy to the government, then we would be perfectly safe from harm, right?

Everyone besides that one punk seemed to be entertained by his baton twirling.

One person's "amusing" is another person's "annoying".

Aw, they'd never arm them with missiles. Would they?

Quote: "Some studies have found that murder rates are higher where guns are more prevalent." Just "some"? In other words, there are also places where guns are more prevalent with LOWER crime rates.

I'd rather have a prime rib.

Photo of the officer in question: http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/azstarnet.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/8/74/8741f87a-6fd4-11e2-a60d-001a4bcf887a/51116f115d744.preview-620.jpg I wouldn't mind seeing her in a provocative photo either.

We need to see a photo of IRS agent Dora Abrahamson before we can judge whether that was a good deal or a bad deal.

Man, that is, like, so cool. Good on her. She has the right to do what she wants with her own body. She's an adult, and can make her own decisions. I support her. It's good to know that someone can fully commit to loving just one person forever.

Hey! No gun talk in here!

Skydive Houston has been out of business for a year. Get rid of it!

Heaven: Todd Bell, former owner of Skydive Houston, is opening a new DZ called Skydive San Antonio. So he may have openings. Everyone praises his management skills!