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http://www.randomshite.co.uk/smoking.html And with that I am out of here for today. Ciao.

Thats no puppet........... Thats my bell end......... www.myspace.com/durtymac

So why dont the executioners get the chair for what they have done? www.myspace.com/durtymac

Scroll down Now scroll back up Fuck Im bored www.myspace.com/durtymac

Not yet. Ill be off home in 15 mins though. Refer to my post on the Ellen Macarther thread. Its nice to get attention from a gurl www.myspace.com/durtymac

So what's Joseph Ratzinger all about? He'll be a kick ass pope that's for sure! Here's our guide to some of his recently announced policies. New feast day - Naked Thursday Holy water replaced with Tab Clear Communion wafers will now have the face of one of the 120 church cardinals on them. Collect them all - get to heaven! Drive through confessions. Just select your sins from the menu and place your order. New Priest of the Week competition. Win a car! Will present new programme every Sunday called Pope My Ride. Ban Fudge New German efficiency means super quick masses. Relaxed attitude towards blasphemous web pages. What a Pope! And people thought he wouldn't be a reformer. Best thing about the new pope is he named himself after that crazy bunch of lads the Benedictine monks who came up with Buckfast! Brilliant Ted!! So get out and drink to the new Pope with a bottle of Bucky! While you're at it why not visit the Vatican Gift Shop, where a whole new range of stuff will be available such as Pope-on-a-rope, Pope Tarts, Pope-pourri, Pope Soap and the all new Pope Action figure with a range of hat accessories. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Geeks across the world were spurting in their He-Man pants today, as Apple announced the iPorn - the new video playing iPod. Apple's supreme beardy twat, Steve Jobs, proudly announced the launch of the product in California to the sound of cash registers around the world ringing in his ears. Not only does the iPorn let you store hour after hour of music you don't even like, you can now download video to it too! The new iPorn means you can now watch porn on the move... Listen to music and watch porn while jogging Have a tug on the bus when you can't wait to get home Spank the monkey on a trip to the zoo Bash the bishop at a boring mass Crack out a full house at the Bingo The launch will of course be supported by a new advertising campaign... www.myspace.com/durtymac

Wait at least 6 months James. You will notice a drop in price soon as new models come out. Ill keep an eye out here for cheaper parallell imports. Some are coming in as Cheap as $2500 Kiwi. Just let me know www.myspace.com/durtymac

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Too bored. Auckland Yellow Pages has closed and we have nothing to do. Im leaving in 10 days so I thought I would use my time constructivly www.myspace.com/durtymac

Or cover it in uncooked egg white. www.myspace.com/durtymac

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For the explosion in Hemel Hempstead. http://www.randomshite.co.uk/bin-laden-claims-fuel-depot-blast.html www.myspace.com/durtymac

Its not the first time that a celebrity got voted in and done his job incorrectly (according to the voters). www.myspace.com/durtymac

Are you pimping that little girl out as a Camera flyer in 16 yrs? www.myspace.com/durtymac

Eegs is pronounced in Kiwi. Check out this dude. He knows how to blow. http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1080/ www.myspace.com/durtymac

Check these dumbasses out. Someone should give them a paddle. http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1074/ www.myspace.com/durtymac

Dont worry about those jealous women that cant cook Grue. The easist pizza base is a round Pita bread smothered with all your favorite toppings. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Its not all the Californians fault. Dont forget who pulled the trigger.............. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Get the yobs together,m get them to sign waivers off,Give them all knives. Stick them on the beach, cordon it off and let them go at it. It would get rid of 1/2 the trouble makers. The 1/2 that survive? Do it again just use hand grenades instead. Of course the cordon would be a lot bigger to protect the innocent from flying limbs etc. Survivors? Maybe. Lock them up and throw away the key. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Eh? You smoking up on that crack? www.myspace.com/durtymac

[replyits quite simple really... people believe in god and all that crap so they don't feel so bad about dieing, comforts them to think when they do die, its not the end... that they go "on" if they behave themselves enough. People believing in god doesn't effect my life, so let them believe in what they want Shit Ian. Thats one of your better posts Now I dont belive in any religion. The closet I ever came to beleiving was while I was in India. I spent a week in a place called Hampi which is the Temple city of Hanuman who is the Hindi Monkey god. I felt a lot of deep feelings in Hampi and visited some very special temples in the area. A day after leaving Hampi I felt a calling to go back but was unfortunatly out of time on my trip to India. As I looked up after my feeling of a calling I seen a perfect picture of Hanuman in the clouds lookinig directly at me. My ex was also there and she seen it also. I knew at that point there was something about the place. I couldnt become Hindu because you have to be born into the religion, But so far its the only religion that has really "touched"me as to say.. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Could you be in NZ in 2006? www.myspace.com/durtymac

Oh I forgot about my all time favorite. Dog shit on the ear piece of the household telephone.

The USS Pueblo is an incongruous presence, moored as it is in the centre of Pyongyang. It's a US spyship that was captured in 1968 for spying in North Korean waters. It floats proudly, patrolled by the North Korea navy, a symbol of a small victory over a superpower. The Koreans are very proud to display this as a symbol of their resistance to US "aggression", and to demonstrate to their people the apparently hostile attitude of the USA. Youre dead right Kimblair. Your 50cents are sellotaped to a piece of paper inside a bottle. It should be with you sometime soon. www.myspace.com/durtymac