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To take a Granny down, you need one of these.................... This will take out French Grannies, Welsh Grannies, Scottish Grannies and even your own Granny. Its a bit of a point and hope but hey your sure to hit a granny www.myspace.com/durtymac

Wouldnt you love to drive on a highway like this. North Korea is a land of vast motorways, some with as many as 10 lanes. But they are always empty. Very few people own cars. Pedestrians and cyclists zig-zag across them as they are so unused to traffic. But even though these roads host few vehicles, they are beautifully tended. Every Sunday, the people who live close by can be seen dusting down the gutter and pruning the shrubs on the road. Some might be visible in the distance here. Also attached is a pic of a US Ship. 10 cents to whoever can tell me the story behind it. www.myspace.com/durtymac

How many of you people have ever sent out a message in a bottle? If you have did it get anywhere to be picked up? Here are some messages from a web site. http://www.tcmuseum.org/message_in_a_bottle/a_history_of_messages_in_bottles/ "Probably one of the most touching letters to have been found was from a passenger on board the torpedoed Lusitania, which sank in May 1915. Imagine, having the calmness to write a message and put it into a bottle, with all the mayhem going on around you as the ship sinks. According to one report the message read “still on deck with a few people. The last boats have left. We are sinking fast. Some men near me are praying with a priest. The end is near. Maybe this note will ” and the abrupt end to the letter suggested the writer hurriedly placed it into the bottle as the ship succumbed to its fate – a rather poignant message. Again however, there are different versions of this story: the letter’s content varies and was either picked up by a fisherman at sea, or found on a beach. " "But not all messages found have such a grim outcome. In 1948 a Russian fisherman found a message written in Norwegian and English. Once translated it made little sense: “Five ponies and 150 dogs remain. Desire hay, fish and 30 sledges. Must return early in August. Baldwin”. It transpires that the polar explorer Evelyn Baldwin sent it in 1902, and he had returned alive and well. " I dont know if this website is still sendin gthem out but give it a go. http://www.conwasa.demon.co.uk/gis.htm www.myspace.com/durtymac

Fuck thatll be a large bottle. www.myspace.com/durtymac

You sleeping in a hammock now? www.myspace.com/durtymac

Did you get out the wrong side of the bed today? www.myspace.com/durtymac

Barbarella. She is one horny woman. Well was. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Fuck thats funny. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Youre right there. Here I was starting young www.myspace.com/durtymac

Thats because its a KIwi film

Direct into the scphinter eh? Best way to drink it. Straight through the intestinal wall. You have heard about those kids that stick ecstasy up their asses? www.myspace.com/durtymac

Ill take them. Stick em in a bottle and address it to Matt New Zealand South Pacific. Dump it in the sea and it should get to me sometime. Cheers www.myspace.com/durtymac

Shit dude. That was my favourite too along with Deep Space Gyne ocologist www.myspace.com/durtymac

Not many then Viking. My mums boyfriend loves knives from WW1 and WW2. HE has maybe 45 assorted Daggers etc etc. His best knife is a plastic stilleto designed for Special forces to be carried undeteced. He also has a plastic dagger which is the size of a credit card. These type of knives could be carried onto an airplane without being detected. www.myspace.com/durtymac

I wanna know why he has an umbilical cord up his shorts? www.myspace.com/durtymac

The Sparrow will join the Raped duck in the museam. Sparrow joins 'raped' duck in Dutch museum Donald MacLeod Monday December 12, 2005 http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/research/improbable/story/0,11109,1665418,00.html www.myspace.com/durtymac

Mad eh. They are in decline in the uk in a big way. TOo many STarlings taking the food. www.myspace.com/durtymac

A sparrow which was shot dead for knocking over 23,000 dominoes in the Netherlands is to go on display at Rotterdam's Natural History Museum. The bird almost spoiled a televised world record attempt before it was killed with an air rifle. The shooting caused a public outcry. Animal rights groups condemned the bird's killing last month and a website was erected in its honour. On Friday, the bird's killer was fined for shooting a protected species. Prosecutors said the exterminator who killed it should have known better and fined him 170 euros (£114; $200). Freezer The organisers argued the killing was justified, as more than 100 people had worked for a month setting up the dominoes, but they held a TV memorial for the bird. They went on to topple about four million dominoes, claiming a new record - which still has to be verified by Guinness World Records. The bird was kept in a government freezer after its killing became a criminal matter. It will be placed on top of a box of dominoes in an exhibition on sparrows next year. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4519446.stm I'd of eat it if I'd of set those dominoes up. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Had she seen this picture? www.myspace.com/durtymac

While Im on the dog? www.myspace.com/durtymac

Well Im sorry it wasnt as big as YOUR bonfires, but this is the biggest fire in the UK since war time. Beat that www.myspace.com/durtymac

I dunno. I have heard it was all a fake. Still if it was the pictures were pretty cool anyhow

Check this out for mob violence. Dunno where it is. Looks like the Ukraine or some Eastern block country. http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1062/ www.myspace.com/durtymac

You throw the bait out and boom you catch a big un in this case. Sorry to reel you in Walt. I have some Chapelle at home www.myspace.com/durtymac

I certainly wont shit in your purse, but the dog............. mmmm well thats another matter all together www.myspace.com/durtymac