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I dont like that guy. He's racist against blacks www.myspace.com/durtymac

I only find this out after 6 beers and some verbal abuse. When you having your next party? www.myspace.com/durtymac

IBTL its not gonna be long at all I reckon. www.myspace.com/durtymac

I would only do a nasty prank at someones house who I didnt like. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Chicken shit........... www.myspace.com/durtymac

Prank not trick. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Check out the attached pic from the explosion in the uK on Sunday. It looks pretty impending. Scary stuff. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Nah you get too many skid marks then. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Naked twister. www.myspace.com/durtymac

So you never been on a dz over a boogie w/e? www.myspace.com/durtymac

Dont you mean a bit "dead" like Richard Pryor? www.myspace.com/durtymac

Fuckin lovely. I havent heard about that one before. Also hiding smelly food around a house is quite good fun too. Cheese thrown on top of wardrobes and fish behind radiators too. www.myspace.com/durtymac

my 2 cents Okay now Im getting confused? How 'bout that for annoying ... Oh, and IBTL. howd you do that, that was cool and annoying me like What she said I hate to kiss and tell I call bullshit, all skydivers kiss and tell.... Would do but I'm a brit, be a gent and all that ... hmm Im liking brits then.... Also made some real emabressing choices over the years, a chap doesn't like to chat about that kinda thing was she really a he? God i WISH I was that lucky. oh wow, worse then the she being a he? poor poor animals... I hope they evacuated the zoo in time mumble, muble, something about a horse's mouth but without a sugar lump to hand... I thought that was customary for your brits? Are you wearing a stetson (and a smile)? hmmm whats a stetson? I have the smile down but not sure what a stetson is and how do I wear him? I mean one Thought a Stetson was a type of hat you shermans wear when you are killing stuff.. like Iraqis etc... lol ohhh you mean a cowboy hat? Nah thats just when we are scalping indians ... sudsyfist is gonna beat me now .... THAT WAS A JOKE PEOPLE , in poor taste I know I know And thats whya your cool. Now its os fire can I duck out, its straining my eyes as I scroll down? Damn... leave it to me to miss all the damn fun! Ouch... what's going on here?! I love my Stetson. This is fun... how can I get the last word if you boys dont shut up .... jeesh Sorry dear , Im the spankee not the spanker lol Okay, bend over... >>.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................I'm on Video! Hey, can I get in on the spanking fun? Get in line. my 2 cents *** .02 more... Okay now Im getting confused? How 'bout that for annoying ... Oh, and IBTL. howd you do that, that was cool and annoying me like What she said I hate to kiss and tell I call bullshit, all skydivers kiss and tell.... Would do but I'm a brit, be a gent and all that ... hmm Im liking brits then.... Also made some real emabressing choices over the years, a chap doesn't like to chat about that kinda thing was she really a he? God i WISH I was that lucky. oh wow, worse then the she being a he? poor poor animals... I hope they evacuated the zoo in time mumble, muble, something about a horse's mouth but without a sugar lump to hand... I thought that was customary for your brits? Are you wearing a stetson (and a smile)? hmmm whats a stetson? I have the smile down but not sure what a stetson is and how do I wear him? I mean one Thought a Stetson was a type of hat you shermans wear when you are killing stuff.. like Iraqis etc... lol ohhh you mean a cowboy hat? Nah thats just when we are scalping indians ... sudsyfist is gonna beat me now .... THAT WAS A JOKE PEOPLE , in poor taste I know I know And thats whya your cool. Now its os fire can I duck out, its straining my eyes as I scroll down? Damn... leave it to me to miss all the damn fun! Ouch... what's going on here?! I love my Stetson. This is fun... how can I get the last word if you boys dont shut up .... jeesh Sorry dear , Im the spankee not the spanker lol Okay, bend over... >>.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................I'm on Video! Hey, can I get in on the spanking fun? Get in line. my 2 cents *** .02 more... Okay now Im getting confused? How 'bout that for annoying ... Oh, and IBTL. howd you do that, that was cool and annoying me like What she said I hate to kiss and tell I call bullshit, all skydivers kiss and tell.... Would do but I'm a brit, be a gent and all that ... hmm Im liking brits then.... Also made some real emabressing choices over the years, a chap doesn't like to chat about that kinda thing was she really a he? God i WISH I was that lucky. oh wow, worse then the she being a he? poor poor animals... I hope they evacuated the zoo in time mumble, muble, something about a horse's mouth but without a sugar lump to hand... I thought that was customary for your brits? Are you wearing a stetson (and a smile)? hmmm whats a stetson? I have the smile down but not sure what a stetson is and how do I wear him? I mean one Thought a Stetson was a type of hat you shermans wear when you are killing stuff.. like Iraqis etc... lol ohhh you mean a cowboy hat? Nah thats just when we are scalping indians ... sudsyfist is gonna beat me now .... THAT WAS A JOKE PEOPLE , in poor taste I know I know And thats whya your cool. Now its os fire can I duck out, its straining my eyes as I scroll down? Damn... leave it to me to miss all the damn fun! Ouch... what's going on here?! I love my Stetson. This is fun... how can I get the last word if you boys dont shut up .... jeesh Sorry dear , Im the spankee not the spanker lol Okay, bend over... >>.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................I'm on Video! Hey, can I get in on the spanking fun? Get in line. my 2 cents *** .02 more... Okay now Im getting confused? How 'bout that for annoying ... Oh, and IBTL. howd you do that, that was cool and annoying me like What she said *** Anal Lesbos on your sig line??? Do tell! I hate to kiss and tell I call bullshit, all skydivers kiss and tell.... Would do but I'm a brit, be a gent and all that ... hmm Im liking brits then.... Also made some real emabressing choices over the years, a chap doesn't like to chat about that kinda thing was she really a he? God i WISH I was that lucky. oh wow, worse then the she being a he? poor poor animals... I hope they evacuated the zoo in time mumble, muble, something about a horse's mouth but without a sugar lump to hand... I thought that was customary for your brits? Are you wearing a stetson (and a smile)? hmmm whats a stetson? I have the smile down but not sure what a stetson is and how do I wear him? I mean one Thought a Stetson was a type of hat you shermans wear when you are killing stuff.. like Iraqis etc... lol ohhh you mean a cowboy hat? Nah thats just when we are scalping indians ... sudsyfist is gonna beat me now .... THAT WAS A JOKE PEOPLE , in poor taste I know I know And thats whya your cool. Now its os fire can I duck out, its straining my eyes as I scroll down? Damn... leave it to me to miss all the damn fun! Ouch... what's going on here?! I love my Stetson. This is fun... how can I get the last word if you boys dont shut up .... jeesh Sorry dear , Im the spankee not the spanker lol Okay, bend over... >>.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................I'm on Video! Hey, can I get in on the spanking fun? Get in line. \ Which one is the original post??????? www.myspace.com/durtymac

I have been known when I was younger to fill all the underage drinkers up with laxative chocolate all night long. Then you go cover the toilet in clingfilm. Once one of my friends got coverd in puke by the party owner who I didnt know. I procceded to get my revenge by filling up his steam iron with piss. Mmmm lovely. We also went into my mates mums bedroom and spread out all her underwear around the room. We also found her dildo which we took around the house and made sure we shown everyone what it looked like. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Too funny www.myspace.com/durtymac

A cameraman was hurled in the air after a drag car driver lost control yesterday and crashed at 200km/h at Meremere Dragway in north Waikato. The impact shunted the track barrier into a media stand, sending cameraman Robert Miller flying. He was treated at the track for minor injuries but the stand was destroyed. Lucky man

He was on hat dead list that you posted up not so long ago Ian. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Is it a Zsamboti or Balabuska? Are those good cues? My mate had one which he snapped in half over a chair. He said it sounded more like a gun than a cue lol www.myspace.com/durtymac

My granny was round the other day. I love her sooo much. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Your such an avatar flirt Im seriously thinking about selling my wife at the mo. Pregnant and hormones all over the shop. Put her out on loan for 5 months www.myspace.com/durtymac

my 2 cents $.02 IBTL www.myspace.com/durtymac

What do you wanna know? www.myspace.com/durtymac

Pre qualifications in Poland this weekend lead to John Slovacktion getting a massive 3 ft spray length. Featured pic from main event www.myspace.com/durtymac

Whens the high altitude jump then? www.myspace.com/durtymac

Dont worry. Food is medicine HEADACHE? EAT FISH! Eat plenty of fish -- fish oil helps prevent headaches. So does ginger, which reduces inflammation and pain. HAY FEVER? EAT YOGURT! Eat lots of yogurt before pollen season. Also-eat honey from your area (local region) daily. TO PREVENT STROKE DRINK TEA! Prevent build-up of fatty deposits on artery walls with regular doses of tea. (actually, tea suppresses my appetite and keeps the pounds from invading....Green tea is great for our immune system)! INSOMNIA (CAN'T SLEEP?) HONEY! Use honey as a tranquilizer and sedative. ASTHMA? EAT ONIONS!!!! Eating onions helps ease constriction of bronchial tubes. (when I was young, my mother would make onion packs to place on our chest, helped the respiratory ailments and actually made us breathe better). ARTHRITIS? EAT FISH, TOO!! Salmon, tuna, mackerel and sardines actually prevent arthritis. (fish has omega oils, good for our immune system) UPSET STOMACH? BANANAS - GINGER!!!!! Bananas will settle an upset stomach. Ginger will cure morning sickness and nausea. BLADDER INFECTION? DRINK CRANBERRY JUICE!!!! High-acid cranberry juice controls harmful bacteria. BONE PROBLEMS? EAT PINEAPPLE!!! Bone fractures and osteoporosis can be prevented by the manganese in pineapple. PREMENSTRUAL SYNDROME? EAT CORNFLAKES!!!! Women can ward off the effects of PMS with cornflakes, which help reduce depression, anxiety and fatigue. MEMORY PROBLEMS? EAT OYSTERS! Oysters help improve your mental functioning by supplying much-needed zinc. COLDS? EAT GARLIC! Clear up that stuffy head with garlic. (remember, garlic lowers cholesterol, too.) COUGHING? USE RED PEPPERS!! A substance similar to that found in the cough syrups is found in hot red pepper. Use red (cayenne) pepper with caution-it can irritate your tummy. BREAST CANCER? EAT Wheat, bran and cabbage Helps to maintain estrogens at healthy levels. LUNG CANCER? EAT DARK GREEN AND ORANGE AND VEGGIES!!! A good antidote is beta carotene, a form of Vitamin A found in dark green and orange vegetables. ULCERS? EAT CABBAGE ALSO!!! Cabbage contains chemicals that help heal both gastric and duodenal ulcers. DIARRHEA? EAT APPLES! Grate an apple with its skin, let it turn brown and eat it to cure this condition. (Bananas are good for this ailment) CLOGGED ARTERIES? EAT AVOCADO! Mono unsaturated fat in avocados lowers cholesterol. HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE? EAT CELERY AND OLIVE OIL!!! Olive oil has been shown to lower blood pressure. Celery contains a chemical that lowers pressure too. BLOOD SUGAR IMBALANCE? EAT BROCCOLI AND PEANUTS!!! The chromium in broccoli and peanuts helps regulate insulin and blood sugar. Kiwifruit: but mighty. This is a good source of potassium, magnesium, Vitamin E &fibre. It's Vitamin C content is twice that of an orange. Apple: An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low Vitamin C content, it has antioxidants &flavonoids which enhances the activity of Vitamin C thereby helping to lower the risks of colon cancer, heart attack & stroke. Strawberry: Protective fruit. Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits &protects the body from cancer causing, blood vessels clogging free radicals. (Actually, any berry is good for you. they’re high in anti-oxidants and they actually keep us young.........blueberries are the best and very versatile in the health field........they get rid of all the free-radicals that invade our bodies) Orange : Sweetest medicine. Taking 2 - 4 oranges a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessen the risk of colon cancer. Watermelon: Coolest Thirst Quencher. Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione which helps boost our immune system. They are also a key source of lycopene - the cancer fighting oxidant. Other nutrients found in watermelon are Vitamin C &Potassium. (watermelon also has natural substances [natural SPF sources] that keep our skin healthy, protecting our skin from those darn suv rays) Guava &Papaya: Top awards for Vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high Vitamin C content. Guava is also rich in fiber which helps prevent constipation. Papaya is rich in carotene, this is good for your eyes. (also good for gas and indigestion) Tomatoes are very good as a preventative measure for men, keeps those prostrate problems from invading their bodies. There go Feel better?