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I wish I could fucking hear. Granted but then your ears would fall off. I wish I had a box I could open and what I needed was in it. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Granted. Buts its only a new hat I wish my cat wouldnt be sick after its fish dinner www.myspace.com/durtymac

Heres a new game for ya's. Here's how you play corrupt a wish (for those not familar with the game). Example: I wish for a million dollars Example 2: Granted, but the million dollars is stolen out of your bank account before you even get a chance to use it. You first corrupt the wish of the person who posted above you (be imaginitive when it comes to this), then you make your own wish. I'll start it off. I wish Id of bought that dirt cheap house I was offered when I was 23 years old for 30k Sterling , which is now worth over 180k Sterling www.myspace.com/durtymac

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Ever seen tumbling pigeons? That really done my head when I seen them for the first time. I thought they were falling out of the sky but in fact they were just showing off to their mates. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Ha ha . I love the "Low graphics" button at the top lhs on his original website. www.myspace.com/durtymac

GENTLEMEN. Next time you are making love with a lady, cross your eyes and Hey Presto! That saucy threesome with identical twins that you've always dreamed of. INTERNET porn fans. Avoid tedious interruptions to wipe the screen by first covering it with several layers of cling film which can be torn off like F1 drivers do with their visors. TRICK spiders into thinking they have caught a fly by flicking cigarette ash into cobwebs. MONKS. Conduct a life of celibacy and emotional solitude without joining a monastery by simply living with my wife. It's more comfortable and you'll be able to watch TV and use the internet. RECREATE the danger of a parachute jump in safety by visiting Google Earth and clicking the scroll bar until you reach the ground. Add realism to the exercise by putting a fan on blowing full in your face. DRIVERS. Save money by putting much larger wheels on the back of your car. That way you will always be going downhill, thereby saving on fuel. FEEL a bit like God for the day by making some little people out of plasticine, and then judging them harshly. MUMS. Confuse your children by mixing butter with their I can't Believe It's Not Butter. They won't know what to believe. BOOKSHOP owners. Annoy Christians by putting the Bible in the 'Fiction' section of your shop. TAME budgies and parrots easily by replacing their grit with iron filings. By holding a large magnet, they will sit hapilly on your hand for hours. www.myspace.com/durtymac

I thought you said it was for a mate not you? www.myspace.com/durtymac

The iPhone started out with 1.1.1 We are now up to 1.1.4 if you download a package called ziphone for either pc or Mac you can unlock any iPhone from USA. Its the easiest thing to do. I was worried about bricking mine but I used the soft and it was so simple to do. Look at this blog for a lot more info on Ziphone. http://www.downloadziphone.org/ www.myspace.com/durtymac

Didnt think it warranted Incidents, but it made national news in NZ. Skydivers off course New 7:00AM Thursday March 06, 2008 Three skydivers who landed off course northwest of Thames were given an extra flight when they were winched to safety by the Auckland Westpac rescue helicopter following a communication breakdown yesterday. The trio were rescued from a ridgeline after apparently being misguided by people on radio communications. One of the skydivers, a chief instructor at Thames Airfield, Gareth Jacobs, said the uninjured group were walking along a ridgeline when the Westpac crew arrived and saved them the walk out of the bush. http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10496444 www.myspace.com/durtymac

your thread title reminded me of this http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-brave-chicken-kfc.jpg www.myspace.com/durtymac

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10483462 www.myspace.com/durtymac

Sheez. I remember the thread about the 2 millionth post way back now. Dont time fly eh? www.myspace.com/durtymac

Ditto Squeak. That was where I first spoke with t too. www.myspace.com/durtymac

BSBD T www.myspace.com/durtymac

Its the start of the alien invasion You've seen war of the worlds where they come out of the pavement? www.myspace.com/durtymac

Congrats on the new delivery dude. AInt it great ? We have another due in a weeks time. So I know how ya feeling. www.myspace.com/durtymac

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It's cute seeing a baby try to 'help' another baby... He he . He already tries to stick his food into my mouth. His newest feeding tip is to force a whole banana into my mouth in one. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Next comes number 2 in 2 weeks time. I think Ill be doing the running away lol www.myspace.com/durtymac

Heres some vid of my little boy. Hes 15 months now and a little slow out of the gates for walking, but here is his personal best. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpco4xcPVyY www.myspace.com/durtymac

Ha ha what a wanky excuse for not living in a country. This has been going on for a little while here now. They should actually "get real" www.myspace.com/durtymac

Yeah I caught a couple of these. One of them was the one where the pilot gets"lost " over N Korea in his jet and struggles to fight of about 9 migs and he was low on fuel. I was blown away by the cgi. I honestly thought it was real until I wondered how they got the high altitude static camera..... www.myspace.com/durtymac

Shit a spiky cannon ball www.myspace.com/durtymac

Whats your link SR? www.myspace.com/durtymac