surfer101

I never saw that movie your life are there any good bands that play in it?

dude, i was smokin last night and i was eatin these chips and i didnt look at what i was eatin and it turned out i ate a junebug, it was crunchy but it didnt have much tasted and i didnt know it until my friend said that i did and then i started laughin and couldnt stop.

first you git d money, den you git d power, den you get z women.

thats sad dude, im gona go smoke one for that dude right now, peace out bros

haha whats up beavis

i stole my jansport from my sister so its puple but im not queer, it still works really good even though its purple, my friend said that purple things usually fall slower than black things so i will prolly stick with this purple one for a while. one time i was walking down the road and a one eyed mexican tried to sell me a parachute for a nickle, i didnt have a nickle but that is what made me think of making my own parachute. the mexicans parahcute was round but mind is square like the pros use.

i never smoked silver nitrate before, is that good shit, where can i get some, i wanna try it before i make my next jump

yo man, maybe you dont think trolls are a serious thing, but just wait till one of them steals the rest of your stash and eats it.

damn dude i didnt even think about checkin the rope before i jumped, ill do that before i cram it back into my jansport backpack. i used the jansport because it has a lifetime garuntee and i dont want to die just because i jumped with a crappy backpack.

Dude you saw the trolls too! i saw them once too after smokin some gnarly herb in my room, i thought i was just freakin out but i guess the really were real, i think one of them might have cut the rope that broke so if i ever see him again im gona kick his ass!

Last weekend i made my own paracute with 4 ropes and a quilt i found in my closet. 3 of the ropes were blue and the 4th one was yellow and a little bit shorter than the other ones. I did a base jump off the roof of my house and the parachute worked great so i went to my friends house which was two stories high and got stoned and then jumped off his roof and my parachute worked great again even though one of the ropes broke. then i smoked some more grass