Newbie, NEWBIE!!! (visualise steam coming out of my ears!!:-) (hope the old icons still work). OK, I appreciate that I haven't been too visible here for a while, (those of you who remember me through the te-kill-ya haze can appreciate the technical problems of operating a computer under enforced medication, & yes... the sky is still mauve), but NEWBIE!!!!!!! Still, this is an american site, so... in the best traditions of US car hire, short notice flights & fast food... "I DEMAND AN UPGRADE!!!" AS, I'm sure do many other users (hi Sis). So... what is the best way to ensure that my demand is met? Possibly by ingratiating myself, mentioning how much I like Sangiro's bike, asking after him & JKA, commenting on his tasteful image posts of the past? Naaaahhh... lets go for the threat option :-> my plans for "re-integration" of the former colony are still fresh in my mind and are all the more likely to succeed now you have a president who's unlikely to be able to pronounce "invasion". Picture the scene: Dubya: "Hey guys call out the army, the Bri...? errm brit..? errm, them guys are launching an inva...? invasi...? errm thingy? errm.... BOMB IRAQ!!" OR... we go for "Takeover Plan B". this is where we infiltrate & replace the Supreme Court & just vote ourself into power (this one is particularly economical 'cos it only takes 5 persons which is well within the bounds of my schizophrenia :o). Then again... maybe I'll get time to start posting "mikeisms" again :->. anywy, missed you guys lots & hope to get back here regularly again so... Ouch... wooow.... pretty pink walls............ Hi there, Iona here, it's time for Mike to go sleepybyes again. I honestly don't know how he woke up & got past me.