payback462

actually it wouldnt be ironic, itd be coincidental.

dont worry i dont plan on naming names, besides i still like the guy, and i appreciate his advice, he was just cocky about it, oh well, im not gonna lose sleep over it muahaha, i must go prepare for my revenge!!!

damn, that was cold -besides that was on like my second jump!

ok, so i was just going to forget about this and i havent said anything to anybody about it but thinking about it more and more just pisses me off. so here goes ok, so i FINALLY got around to packing for myself and got my A license (beer) on sunday. so since i finally have my A another jumper with about the same number of jumps as me asked me if i wanted to do a 2way, i said sure, (he damn near always jumps by himself) i figured id jump with him, and wed have a good time. so i asked what he wanted to do, as soon as i said that his ego went into full effect, he was like well since you just got your A ill keep it simple for you (remember he has maybe 2 or 3 more jumps than i do, and sucks just as bad as me)and ill get out first then youll follow and dock on me. so i was like cool. so we get out i swoop down, then he decides to de-arch and i go right friggin past him. and we chase each other around until breakoff. after we get down he starts telling me about how i had really bad body position and how he thinks im afraid to be aggressive, like most newbies are (it should be noted that just a week ago i almost took my rigger out when i plowed into him trying to dock so ive definetaly got the aggresive part down), so im like thinking to myself WTF?? i mean i appreciate other peoples advice, but ive only ever seen him jump with another person once since he got his A and that was a more experienced jumper. so we get packed and decide to try it again, this time on the plane were going over the details and i ask when he wanted to breakoff (assuming it was the same as the last jump 5k) and he suggests 4k, i say no because i like to high so i can play around under canopy and work on my canopy control skills. so hes says ok but im still pulling at 3, so i said fine whatever floats your boat! (it should also be noted that i can stand up my landings fairly consistanly and he cant hmmm, maybe all that extra canopy time might have something to do with it!) so anyways, we jump i dock on him fairly quickly (since he actually stayed put this time) and we chase each other around until breakoff. as were walking back he tells me that it was better and that he'll help me work on my skills next time hes at the DZ. (since you know those 3 whole jumps he has more then me make him some kinda skygod) so the point of my story is, the guy was bein a real prick, i always wondered why nobody jumped with him, i just thought it was because he normally doesnt talk to someone unless they start the conversation. but now i know why. fortunately its a very large DZ and i have no problem finding other people to jump with. damn this was a meaningless post, i cant belive i just wasted all that time on it!

geeeze, thats 4 jump tickets worth!! aint no woman worth that much

i have a kurupee suit, its constructed pretty good except i accidentally messed up the zipper so every once in a while i gotta fix it, but other than that it can handle all the blown landings i can throw at it although now that its getting warmer i wish i had gotten a two so i could lose the top when its too hot.

you mean we cant really talk to each other in freefall?

ooh ooh, found another one!

here ya go.

i unleased a WMD on jumprun yesterday as well, it even made MY eyes water

yeah i just hate looking at my alti too, geeze isnt it such a drag to know how high you are?

HAH! cold! thats what wimps say! ive jumped when it was like 10 degrees on the ground and i was just fine! and whats so bad about snow, it makes the landings much cushier!

just remember if you chew gum, dont open your mouth!! theyres nothing like having to wipe off the gum splattered all over your face once you get under canopy

i doubt it, besides they have a new EKI production CQC-10 with their logo on it coming out! hmmm, wait maybe they will close up shop, so i can get me a 10 really cheap! muhahaha wait, that would suck, nevermind

yeah and now its so friggin hot youll be sweating like a mofo in it

ahhh, get over it! the suits suck, but at least when you biff and get em all dirty you dont worry about it cause its not yours! besides, if i had to wear em, You do too! muhahahaha btw, were you out there yesterday?? Edited to add: just so everybody knows theyre not ALL pink just the grippers, the suit is dark blue

sweet! i just got off my ass yesterday and decided to do my coached jumps for my license, and i did two fuckin awesome sitfly/tracking dives with Heath Richardson. now all i have to do is jump my own packjob and i can get my A (although im thinking of just doing the style set and getting water training and getting my B since im only 3 away from 50 jumps.)

Present them.

sounds like the older (2001?) pimp daddy version of the bonehead mindwarp, the '02 models have more of an egg head shape and a huge audible pocket molded into it. the new '03s have a smaller pocket but still look egg headish either way theyre sweeet, i love my '02 version, and with the chin cup its sooooo comfortable

i think it should also be noted that on the second video the jumper also has not only line twists but slider hangup from what looks like a tension knot. but, hey, hes just trolling anyway, so whats it matter to him

shaweeet

yeah, thats one of the reasons i took it in the first place, ive been gettin pretty damn lazy lately and i figured this would force me to get off my ass. my dad put all the money into it, then realized he couldnt drive it cause he cant get into it, oh well, his loss, my gain i think i found my new sig line!

yeah, but i go to school too!! so shove that in yer pipe and smoke it bub! im a package handler for ups, i think the official job title is "box moving slave"

ok, so i just thought id bitch about working since its been like forever since ive had a job and i start my new one tommorow morning at like 4am this is gonna suck, ive never had a job that was really work, i could always goof off and stuff, dammit, this is gonna blow

good god man, didnt they tell you you had to arch when you got out???