payback462

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  1. yeah whatever dude, at least i actually jump, instead of just posting about 8.7 times per day
  2. dude if i even knew what that word meant id probably be offended, but since i dont im really not all that bothered by it
  3. exaclty! oh, wait i think he was trying to be funny, too bad that british humor never makes any sense
  4. huh, free beer?? *sounds of door slamming and tires squealing*
  5. HAH!!! you call that a car?? now listen son, that there is called a go-cart in these parts!
  6. yeah, youd be fast, but youd also be gay.
  7. i dont even wanna post what i got. lets just say i need to get out more
  8. damn, i could make a fortune for these people, i shave my head every two days
  9. hmm, well then theyre going to be tracking a lot of porn and postwhoreing!
  10. good thing i dont read books! besides thats what tv and the internet is for
  11. well i wouldnt go so far as to say its actually worth $400 it just costs that much to buy it and im SUUURE you dont have any copyrighted music on your computer now do you
  12. that'd be Will, hes got a nice scar right over his belly button area. i think one of the side effects of the accident is that he now thinks hes invincible, although it did make great video when he shot a bottle rocket out of his mouth
  13. ouch! reminds me of a jumper from xkeys who accidentally shot himself TWICE with a nail gun in the stomach
  14. hi and welcome!!! spinning in freefall is probably the most common problem in AFF, (i never had that problem but then again im sure nobody was as bad a canopy pilot as i was) the most important thing is to remember to relax and have fun!
  15. ya know, you break your ass, and its open season for getting made fun of! if i had broken any other bone it wouldnt have been anywhere near as funny! besides i can stand up most of my landings now!! smartass
  16. well thats why i make sure to stand them all up now
  17. captains log, stardate 39billion1/3: ok so i was talking to my friend a few hours ago and apparently she thinks its funny to come up with these "cute" pet names to call me. it used to be poptart or some gay crap like that but seeing as i dont like poptarts that name was doomed to failure. thusly i shall now be known only as "poonis woo hoonis" i have such great friends
  18. yeah, what he said, i mean it doesnt hurt to jump, just to sit down for more then like 20 minutes at a time.
  19. yeah, its definetaly the BEST issue EVER!
  20. did you do a control check after you opened? glad your ok! but just dont think this excuses you from buying beer!
  21. dont even get me started on bad games, skydive! was the #2 worst game of all time, but you know what was number #3 with a score of 6%? extreme paintball, oh and who bought it when it first came out?? you guessed it!!!!
  22. yup i live outside philly, are you doing your training at xkeys??