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    I know, there are a few of these going around. But this deserves an honorable mention. Damn, it's snowing AGAIN!!!!!!!
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    Call me crazy, but I'd say around Dover. EVERYTHING in Delaware is around Dover. You'll even be able to get tax-free cigs.
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    Wow, you guys are ordering AND getting stuff. Nice. Hey, I wonder if Jimbo got his WFFC dvd yet. It's been 2 days and I haven't heard about it. Just wondering.
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    Ok, you posted something at like 5am. What are YOU doing up? BTW, I'm in that "6 hours ahead of you" window too.
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    "The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy, to drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears, and to gather into your bosom his wives and daughters" -Genghis Kahn 1226 That one always just seems to get me all excited!!
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    Sorry guys, I have to make a correction here. I saw this when it came out a while ago and it's NOT a BMP. A BMP is a tracked vehicle. This is a BTR. I don't remember whether it's a 50,60,or 70 but it is an older model. Keep supporting the troops though. I'm sure we'll see more pics very soon.
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    Dammit Jim, stop whining!!!!!!!!!!
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    A long time ago in a small hicktown in central PA, I met a guy from Texas who, in turn, introduced me to the world of mescal. After drinking 3/4 of the bottle and eating the worm, he said the following: "Mescal is to tequila as MAD DOG 20/20 is to wine" And for some sick reason, it remains one of the few hard liquors that I can drink without gagging. Just thought I'd share that.
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    High: Finding out that I only have 55 days left in Bosnia.
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    Infinity Hornet 170 - m Tempo 170 -r cypress
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    *** Quote Jim, you actually READ those things??? Personally, I'm more concerned with them screwing up my order. As for suing people, I think I'll take on Yuengling for making me do stupid things at CK's little "fun fests".
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    High: Getting 2 new freefly videos in the mail. Low: Watching them on a Saturday night and knowing that I can't jump until April
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    Anyone know a good place to jump in the Ukraine? I'm heading out that way soon and don't want to miss out on any opportunities.
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    WooHoo! My resume is on the way!!! I'll be sure to post all the little "secrets" as soon as I get a chance.
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    Dude, too funny, but JIMBO's going to be pissed that his picture got posted again.
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    Sorry to hear about that, boss. But I, like the others that responded here, have that t-shirt too. And I also have zero tolerance for stuff like that. She knew she was crossing the line and did it anyway. I see no reason to forgive her. I haven't talked to the girl that did that to me in years. And I have no desire to. But, if you're the soft, sensitive type, the least you could do is give her back the knife she's been stabbing you with for the last 7 weeks. She might need it later . Look at the bright side. Going to bars will be fun again!
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    Very nice. But one thing that I'd personally like to hear a hot sky diva say...with a french accent, of course, is: "Now go away. Or I shall show my boobies a second time!!!"
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    If the search engines don't work, you could always hire a Private Investigator like in There's Something about Mary
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    I listen to all kinds of different stuff depending on the mood. But lately it's been: Dave Matthews (live stuff/bootlegs) Grateful Dead (bootlegs) Pink Floyd Alice in Chains Rage against the Machine Offspring and you just can't have a compilation cd without the BLOODHOUND GANG!!!!
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    I can only speak from what I learned in the 82d. You have WAY too many type-A personalities with no place to release. I started jumping and bought a motorcycle, who knows what the others do. And you have that forever long AF vs Army rivalry and we end up thinking we're bullet proof. No worries though. It's time for dinner here anyway and I'm off to the gym. "Can't we all just get along???" Blue Skies!
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    Now tell me why this has to turn into a testosterone throwing contest? I feel like I'm back at Bragg! But I'm bored too, so let's giddeeyup! I can't answer your question. Maybe it's because we steal all your enlisted girls.
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    Yup! Captain (don't hold that against me) Army Going over 6 years in January Active duty for 4.5 Currently in Bosnia for the Guard and am looking to go back active when I get home because I learned the hard way that I really can't deal working with civilians. Drinking yes, working no!
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    That's really scary, man. I have that shirt!!!!
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    "Uh, excuse me. Stewardess? I speak Jive." -Airplane Dark Helmet - "So the combination is 1-2-3-4-5. That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of! That's something an idiot would have on his luggage!" - Spaceballs "You, Head. Paper. Now! Get me the paper if you can. Luggin' that HUGE cranium about. I'm not kiddin', it's like Sputnik. Spherical but quite pointy in parts". - Mike Meyers in So I Married an Ax Murderer Oh, and just about ANYTHING from Animal House.
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    Pennsylvania North Carolina Pennsylvania again New Jersey Bosnia (thank goodness it's temorary!!! Not sure where I'm going after that.