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  1. Just sayin... I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
  2. Just what I was going for., I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
  3. Nooooooooooooo! not at all, bwahahaha. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
  4. This was about 11-12 hrs worth of the work, currently at 19 and cant seem to stop. Also a back piece and another on the right shoulder. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
  5. And having your own radar gun still does not help matters, Go pulled over by the state highway patrol for speeding and by incident i was playing around with my own radar gun an clocked the officer doing the same speed as i was. when he asked the obvious ? about do u know how fast you were going i submitted the same and showed him mine. He did smile as he handed me my ticket. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
  6. Speak for yourselves humpty dumpty, 36 yr old and maintained a 6"1' 195lb frame without beer gut,hair in tact,red meat eating on a daily basis and generally likes to tear shit up. although not practicle methods, i kept this by ignoring the model type women and went after the heavy weights,kept my strength up by having to maneuvor them around. And they ate all the food I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
  7. Lets see, Use to take VHS tape an string across the highway at night so when the cars headlights hit it,looked like a steel cable, was funny watching them scretch to a halt. Pulled a skidder tire from a logging site with my 4x4 an a 20ft chain taking out everything along the highway. me and a buddy bought a VW bug out of town of course the drove it down town and flipped it in the middle of main street and just bailed leaving the car there. threw my sister off the hood of the car as she was trying to stop me from driving when i was 13. Still drove the car to school until i got busted then just parked at the grocery store across the street from the school Got a ticket for overweight vehicle and no licences when i was 14, had 9 people in an escort, dad actually thought it was funny. almost burnt the house down playing with gas and fire. and a few others that id rather not mention, damn i was an evil mother f*&^er. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
  8. Over 40 yrs of age- Class 3 medical 24 months Under 40 yrs of age- Class 3 medical 60 months Not sure if you guys realized this changed a while back. http://flightphysical.com/part67/whatclass.htm I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
  9. To me a good steady 90 turn always gave the tandem canopy a bit more lift with the higher winds or none at all. But baring my preference the DZO announced this past year that the sink and surge method would be used by all TI's regardless off comfort level. Cant say i totally agree, but those be the rules. IMO: If you have steady winds 10-20, no need for either, its those turbulent or light gust days where keeping up the speed helps maintain the lift. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
  10. Like all the other mine would just be an opinion as well. people like different canopies for different reasons. Have had rides on both a prefer the smart. But if your going to bet your life on them,get a demo and jump it. make the decision for yourself. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
  11. Please I'm a married man! We'll have to keep this forbidden love affair of ours a secret! We'll give each other nick names. You'll be Smokey and I'll be El Bandito, that's Spanish for The Bandit. And you can dress up in that beer garden girl costume and carry big jugs of beer and I'll dress as the Matador.....I even have the cape. GGGGrrrrr Can picture it now, leaning over to the sock puppet saying its ok honey, all in fun, i would never cheat on you. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
  12. Wonders if he can even separate fantasy from reality any more? Maybe you should start an advice column to let all of us that are so mislead and unfortunate ,and help us to be as cool. BWaaahahahaha I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
  13. previously JVX was supplied with an extra lineset, and now my canopy is in desperate need. i have religned about 5 canopies so far no biggie. Problem is this lineset has no markings and the tack is not made at the canopy side, its at the cascade. How do I figure the positioning. have a lineset chart but it only points out location and not length. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
  14. Thats a criminal act., you need help! I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
  15. Long since gave up on the whole 1 on 1 thing after my divorce, and have been looked down upon by friends..,., but fuckem. Life is not a game you cant win, your gonna die. So have as much fun as you can pack into it! I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
  16. Sex is a beautiful thing, between the 3 persons involved. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
  17. (Shaking head in shame!) Nothing good ever comes from my home town. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
  18. kj126

    Woohoo!!!!

    Like every soap episode, they died,some one cheated,someone is fighting, betrayal, come back from the dead, cat fight, and so on and so on........ Cut the TV off over a year ago and its the same thing. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
  19. I am over 6 feet tall, I fit in better cars than those, and know how to spell "hey" It stuck with him after hearing the joke: what do gay horses eat-----Haaaaaaaaaaay. And we need to add unconscious to the poll. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
  20. OK, I would like this to stop, my Mom made a mistake, we get it................ I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
  21. Get in line brother....she's all mine! She likes her men short, fuzzy and gimpy! Aren't you married or at least in a relationship? I'm lobbying for "Operation Share the Shah"
  22. kj126

    Pillow Checks

    The one I have seen on numerous occasions is while putting the rig on, the pillow handle will tuck under the lift web, dont want to be fishing that thing out when in need. And also seated in the velcro properly. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
  23. That one we haven't discussed at the Atlanta Citizen's Police Academy yet. Violator I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
  24. Cant make the guys laugh about it anymore though. Got pulled over about a month ago (speeding) of course asked how fast I was going, i pulled out my radar gun that I use to measure swoop speed and said looks like about the same as you. Still gave me the damn ticket...sheesh. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
  25. All sex toys are banned. georgia law. Think of how many break this one! I would like to be put over the task force to investigate these crimes I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!