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Well we have our own stupidity as far as laws are concerned, a few from Florida. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. It is illegal to skateboard without a license. When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.It is considered an offense to shower naked. You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers. Oral sex is illegal. You may not kiss your wife’s breasts. Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
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Some will not allow it at all, about got myself in some serious trouble and had nothing to do with it. Just the link between work and skydiving, a few of the trainers found out that I jumped and wanted to try it. Anyway was explained to me that while they were here in the states, the company was responsible for there well being and could not allow them to take part in such a thing. Some of them went anyway, just kept it to themselves, I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
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With everything time and energy put into it will show you exactly where you stand. My progression: 200 jumps- im the shit 1 yr ^ ^ ^ 500 jumps- back then i did not know shit-but damn good now! 2.5 yrs ^ ^ ^ 1000 jumps- Damn i sucked then- now im the master! 4yrs ^ ^ ^ 2000 jumps- huh my ego was greater than my skill--ok ok im finally getting the picture.. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
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There is a shit eating lion on the loose, lets bait the field. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
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The KY is not that great, If your looking for the easy skid, the kind you can park a cadillac in a dog house with. Try the astroglyde. And the yahoo provides its own, more for the back door guest!! My FB said its not going to go in thwooooooooooooooooooooooooow, guess she was wrong. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
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looking like it was a train wreck. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
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Just wondering who will be the caboose I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
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Frantic 911 call ends with visine care. A call was placed to 911 dispatchers early this morning, The women had claimed that her parther had shot her in the face,police respond to calls for help only to find the shooting was that of felacio gone wrong... The 33 yr old Blonde still wanted to press charges! I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
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Being critical is always easy from the side lines.. The intial point was to show how so many need more mentoring and training to be not only at a experienced level, but also at a safe one. Can't reference the vid at work but have seen my share of said botched attempts... But how stale would the sport be without pushing the boundries,some would have use only do patterned landing under large canopies (scared say it) but gaining experience through proper actions can keep the adrenaline flowing and the sport progressing. Im one of the biggest advocates of "Don't tell me how to live". But in the same breathe, hey yall watch this, is probably not the best course of action. Anytime someone gets injured or busted up there are those that say it should be banned., bullshit!!!!!!!!! All the procedures are out there and its up to those INDIVIDUALS to follow them. my 2 cents- govern yourself and not the group. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
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Can I use that? Do I have any royalty rights??? Anything posted here can be used against you in a public taunting.. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
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Getcha one of these, they can cook themselves.. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
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We dont use the lights either, Pilot gives a 2 min,door and exit shout. Would call door and the excited ones would always start yellling back was that exit, was that exit!! So after a while we started yelling things like tater salad, or bullshit ect, and watching them jump early and just laugh. They finally caught on and waited on the call. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
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Thought after losing my other 2 labs I would not get another but 4 yrs later I picked up my 4 mo old chocolate Lab on Sat. Guess I need to go ahead and buy new garden hoses and at least one pair of shoes., haha I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
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Alot of people do hesitate in the door and create a problem by putting people futher out. Red should mean door and spot, with the safety factors covered, Green should mean go!! Now. Im sure everyone has different methods. I love to see someone going solo give a ready- set- go in the door, always thinking ,who the fuck was that for. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
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Eye contact can be very hot!
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Some of the Favs.. Always say no good without pics right. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
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May all your children be compliments of a friend., Bad Juju!!!!! I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
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Every time i have issues with the PC or laptop it can always be traced to a PEBCAC error. Problem Exist Between Computer And Chair. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
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Probably when we start sending the text message "Hey - When are you going to let me tap that?". OOh! look. a new pm. Can't get any more obvious than THAT. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
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Ditto., not a single thing, hoping what has been sent is archived. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
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Welcome to my world (lately) ... I am past the frustration stage though ... it is starting to affect my mood and my well being ... O So what are the symptoms of the sexually frustrated women, Is it a visual expression that we could possibly pickup on. Or more like the blonde mating call- "I'm so drunk" I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
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Note to self: Also never sneeze why droppin the duece, serious pain will occur unless soft enough to pinch quickly!!!! I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
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LOL - Bolas is over on Facebook torturing Chiquita that she needs a vanilla milkshake to soothe her sore throat... White root oil- cures anything from headaches to colds to rusty as^*^%es. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
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"How was the date?" "Well.. she bent over and I... it's hard to describe after that." Well atleast it would not be as tough, as that cumbersome reach around and tweek.. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!
