CrazyIvan

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  1. You forgot ORAL SEX __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  2. I think this belongs to the WOMEN ONLY forum __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  3. I can imagine those arguments: Honey!!!, your children and my children are bothering our children __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  4. BBWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! does it come with a Tandem rig? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  5. FIRST BORN!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  6. Amen __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  7. YAHOO RULES BABY!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  8. What about mine? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  9. Vibes for you my dear. (and a box of Kleenex)
  10. No. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  11. Ugh!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  12. Exactly, because women can't have only one...they always want more...just like shoes. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  13. To please a woman is an IMPOSSIBILITY, but is a lot of fun to try __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  14. Do you need classes on CLICKY making?, both bad buddy. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  15. Storytelling __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  16. There's a misspelling on line 14 __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  17. The one in which he's drunk..oh wait...he was always drunk __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  18. CrazyIvan as the sex-crazed republican __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  19. Hrm, according to Kris me & turtle have never met....interesting.... I like this one better You bad clicky...me good clicky __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  20. BBBWWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  21. I need some sunshine in my life Har-har __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  22. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!, THAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  23. DAMN!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  24. Well, I like to be always fair, so I think I'll say something nice about 3. 1- Muenkel: He's a cool dude, we've never met in person, just thru this board and some PM's and a few phone calls, you can talk about many things with this dude and enjoy every second of it, he has a kind soul. 2- DZDiva: Another gem, sometimes she sends me PM's just because, and that's nice, and of course her sense of humor, which I really like. 3- Rdy2Skydive: For being a good friend, her email-jokes are hilarious, she's very cool, we've met and even jumped together, well, we hang out at our home dz, and from time to time I get my ass kicked by her when I'm in "funky" mode __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.