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  1. JankyBob

    ADD/ADHD

    Of all the days to be me, today is a very, very good one! True - but - you know - we could "Pretend" Ooooh, like roleplay??? g Yeah - you could be GFD and I'll be Bob.
  2. I've had four treatments on five different tattoos. Yeah, it fucking hurts. You can actually smell the flesh burning. They say it will take 10-12 treatments, but we seem to be ahead of schedule. The reds and blues came out pretty quickly, but the greens are going to take a while. I had a black rose on my forearm and now the only thing you see is the green leaves.
  3. I thought Taylor's performance was the worst thing I've seen on American Idol. It was like Beatle's elevator music. Took the heart and soul right out of that song. He seems like a nice enough guy and I hope he has a long career at the Las Vegas Hilton. You know when you've been gambling all night and it's 4 in the morning and you get up from the table to take a piss and on your way to the bathroom you pass by the whatever bar/lounge and the band is playing "Play that funky music white boy"? That's Taylor's calling!
  4. JankyBob

    4/20

    So, its ok to sit around the virtual bonfire and smoke a doob, but if I say something remotely political I get sent to the corner? What's up with that? (lol) I know its pretty easy for a guy to piss in a cup, but what about the ladies? Do you end up peeing on your hands? What if you couldn't detect drug use in urine and the only way you could would be with feces. Would they still make you crap in a cup? Would people still feel it is ok for someone to ask them to do that?
  5. JankyBob

    4/20

    Celebrating never doing illegal drugs. Discipline and clarity are far superior. Never quite understood why someone would want to dull thier senses, life is short, and you'll miss it. Good thing I'm legal, eh? So here is a legal/moral question. Say you lived in the US and went to Europe on vacation and decided to go to Amsterdam. While there, you partake in a little bit of LEGAL pot. Then, when you get back home to the US, someone tells you to go piss in a cup. Then, you are subsequently fired from your job. You haven't broken any laws, right? Since there is ZERO evidence that drug testing programs increase safety, this must be a moral issue right? Could you fight this in court?
  6. JankyBob

    4/20

    Some friends just returned from SF. It seems that everyone has a prescription.
  7. JankyBob

    4/20

    I've still got a prize for ya, but I'm not sure you're gonna like it. I can't get Cheech and Chong out of my head. "Dave's not here, man....."
  8. JankyBob

    4/20

    Prop 215 was the country's first Medical Marijuana bill that was passed in California. There is usually a big party in San Francisco on February 15th.
  9. JankyBob

    4/20

    I believe that this is the correct one: Accepted origin * Snopes.com, High Times magazine, The Marijuana-Logues, and The Straight Dope claim that in the early 1970s, a group of teenagers at San Rafael High School in San Rafael, California used to meet every day after school at 4:20 p.m. to smoke marijuana at the water tower. One piece of evidence supporting an origin of the term from the time 4:20 is the fact that the number is always said "four twenty" and not "four hundred twenty." This theory is also the most cited, and the most widely-accepted.
  10. JankyBob

    4/20

    Does anyone know the orgins of 420? I actually do, but its always fun to hear people's theories on this. The second most infamous stoner number is 215. That's the bonus question.
  11. Thanks honey! That's much better than the other option . Does that mean you've made your decision?
  12. I figured they would search the car before you go in, since once you are in the parking/camping area, you are in the show. Since you CAN bring alcohol in, what was it that they got busted for? I mean, I don't plan on bringing a kilo of pot in or my bong or anything. I have heard that, since the concert is on private property and it was basically started by deadheads, that they are pretty lax about drug use and such. If you are talking about fireworks or firearms, then I think they should be fined. Anyway, I'm more concerned about chiggers! (by the way, what the hell is a chigger?)
  13. With vaginas? No baby, that's Buck Angel. I'm Buck Naked (see Remi's photo above).
  14. See another reason NOT to go to So Cal.. This Buck guy that you say will bethere. I feel very sure that Bob will not approve of her banging anyone named Buck!! Buck Naked is my porn name, so its all good. I thought you looked familiar! Damn, I was trying to keep my identity a secret. Now everyone knows GFD has a thing for short bald men.
  15. After 20 votes, its 50/50. Hope that helps you with your decision
  16. See another reason NOT to go to So Cal.. This Buck guy that you say will bethere. I feel very sure that Bob will not approve of her banging anyone named Buck!! Buck Naked is my porn name, so its all good.
  17. One more thing to consider, we've got VIP tickets for Bonnaroo, which means we get to camp close, have a special area to sit for the main stage, have a tent with free food each day and a special VIP-only show on Saturday night. Also, Bonnaroo is three and a half days and Coachella is only two. And you get Radiohead, Tom Petty and maybe Pearl Jam (rumored). On the other hand, Coachella is in two weeks and Massive Attack is playing! Sounds like a tough choice. Glad I'm going to both!
  18. See Bob.. You yproposed, and now its down to 1 night a month... Run away before she cuts you off permanently! That's why I carry handcuffs.
  19. It was mildly entertaining until penetration occured, then my brain just went haywire. Not only should it be naked night, but I think we need a continuous loop of regular porn to force the images from my head.
  20. Anyone seen/heard of this guy/girl before? He's the man with a vagina. Saw a segment on Howard Stern on Demand where he rode the Sybian, which is like a vibrating saddle with various dildo attachments. The image shook me to my very core and I may never be the same. He has a website www.buckangel.com Howard says he's a woman, he insists he is a man, and his drivers license says so. What do you think, man or woman? Would you do her/him?
  21. Hey Karen. First of all, its a tough move to get the hang of at first. Usually the hd flyer will be static and the hu flyer will make the dock. Try facing off with partner (hu/hd) and then have the hu person slowly move up and make the dock. You should be fairly close so you don't have to "reach" with your leg. The more you reach with your leg the more you have to compensate with your back or arms. If either person is not stable, it is very difficult to complete this move. Once you get the hang of it though, it becomes a lot easier. If you watch Alchemy do this move, they usually do it while they are transitioning to the point after it. Pretty sick to watch. Bob
  22. Why do I have the feeling his wife would NEED to be there for moral support? You obviously know her better than most. It's an exclusive club, so the initiation has to weed out the weak.
  23. The initiation is actually quite different than that. Be afraid. But your wife is welcome to watch and lend moral support.
  24. I have to move quickly to keep her sweaty body parts from touching each other. It can be exhausting, but it has its perks.