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Smokey Juniper... not bad.
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Oh gorky dear, you know I love ya. just messin with you. Now really. Stop being so damn sensitive. With all this 'Greatness' somebody needs to kick your booty back into line! Plus, you're like... my favorite person to give attitude to.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA Sure Gork. Is that what you call jacking off in our shower?
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I always catch 2:11 (my birthday) and 9:11 on the clock. Its practically a daily event. I work with a guy who always catches 12:34
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argh! you people are making me crave sushi sooo bad right now! I love sushi. I love how it makes my belly happy.
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Hey yeah... if memory serves me well, seb'll be an old man in a matter of days. we'll have to him him.
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The house is coming along great. I now not only have dirt, but there is plumbing, foundation, and the beginnings of a frame! When you get here, we'll go wild. Maybe we can even get chance to join in the festivities.
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Congrats Girly!!! You'll have a great time... stopping in Vegas and partying with me while you're driving out there! no really, atlanta is beautiful and awesome. And don't be scared, you'll knock them socks off. I know you can handle anytang!
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Argh! you've almost got it - tell the story now.
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Then I still claim st1 ...(4 years earlier, in the packing room) Gork the Great: (points to me) you. you will hereafter be Splittail 1. Gork the Great: (points to Jamie H) you. you will be splittail 2 Gork the Great: (points to Natdog) and you, you will be splittail 3. Natdaog: Buuuut... I wanna 1!! Gork the Great: shut it soccer bim. my word is final! see... the greats don't change there word!
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No, they did not run out of food.
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I think you're right... you did make a change a couple of years back - did you put N-dog into 2 and JB into 3?
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Number 2 was (still is) another girl with my same name and 3 would be the n-dog
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But... but, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I'm sorry, you're great. Blah blah blah. All hell the mighty GREAT GORK. I've held Split Tail 1 for 4 years. I'm not going down without a fight!
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Whatever, limptail.
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This riddle is very old. I'm bored. How about this: You find a cabin on the side of a mountain. 20+ people inside and all are dead. What happened? Yes/No questions only.
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Okay, What happened to his cloths (oh wait, yes/no q's only)? We're the other people he was with clothed? we're the cloths on the ground? near him?
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I know this one!!! Can I help by asking relevant q's?
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According to Fair Issac (the company that produces the FICO score), its not always everytime time you get your credit check they take points off - you are allowed to shop around within a certain period of time for mortgage lenders and car lenders Say you want to buy a house, and you check out a couple of different banks WITHIN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME - you're score will drop a couple of points once and appear as a single credit inquery. Though, I think, when you shop around for credit cards, several inqueries appear on our credit report. Also, some think that if you check your own credit that counts as an inquery too - according to Fair Issac, that's not true either. They run a really good site for info and checking your score (for a fee) - myfico.com
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I don't even want to hear any of that crap, crap! Months and months, no word, then you send us a letter and now you think you're great! Hmph! Ah hell, you know we love ya.
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Personnally, I prefer the self-deprecating, insecure gork. Let's keep it that way, umm-kay?
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I've been wondering what a lion shave actually looked like! That's hilarious (and kinda messed up). I guess they're pretty popular here in Vegas cause my cat vet actually advertises 'Lion Shaves' on their buisness card.
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Mad Jenny Vane Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
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Do you remember those Nike/rebok commercials where they were bungee jumping? Well, I was a kid at the time and was watching one when my dad asked me if I would rather skydive or bungee jump. the idea had never crossed my mind but I immediately knew I would rather skydive and got an itch to do it right then so I put it on my life list of things to do. Then, me and a childhood friend made a deal we would go at 18... so we finally got up the nerve at 20 and went for a tandem. A couple of weeks later, still high from the jump and feeling as though I should go by myself to complete the task, I was at a Niners game with a high school buddy, Sebazz, telling him about it and we made arrangements to go in a couple of weeks for our AFF level one. We invited our friend CellJumper and one thing led to another and we all fell in love with it.
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It helps if you color code after you get past clue 11 and list the possible homes for the remaining nationalities, cigs, drinks, pets. yeah, I know... I'm a closet nerd. There was a game we use to play in college where it was a big deck of cards with brain teasers that we use to play- anybody know the name?