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& Then... ...I indeed told Her, what I told You the next time I saw you in person. & She Said, "Oh Jesus!"

(1) Watch the entire movie. -- (2) Take note each time you hear Carl's voice. (3) Ignore everything else. -- (4) Reassess thread statements. ...That's My Point...

Interesting ... a "Limited Time Scavenger Hunt." So, how about a "Cute Little Coincidence" to wrap up my thread? Exactly one year prior to my first post, Bryan Ody made his very first BASE Jump. (Johnny Utah Twin Falls FJC -- 5/24/2004 -- Known previously & confirmed via logbook pic from UK Friend who was also in FJC. Met Red Coat Friend on first big wall trip; LBV Nov 06. Last Shared Jump: KL 09.) Meaningless? -- Well, Ody was also the very first person to respond to that first post, with actual material subject matter. But all things reasonably considered, the Actual first comment is also rather cute: comical & miserable at the same time. This... is on top of the already blatant oddity of the pandemic, & the striking fact that Ody then went in exactly 11 years & 1 day, after HIS thread, or 1 year & 1 day, after my joke thread about HIS joke. Ody had 4 months & 22 days on me ... Bridge Day 2004. Hey, Wait ... 422 ... Where do I know that number from?! Oh Yeah ... 4 years, 2 months & 2 days ... Directly because of Bridge Day 2005 (my father's first), I was employed at Bayside Hospital in the ED during Bridge Day 2006 & 2007. -- I was employed there, for exactly 4y, 2m, 2d. Jeez ... Wouldn't that be strange if there were more of these? Like the "Exactly 422 Days" directly tied to my 5/25/2019 phone call with Jean Boenish (Date & Time Chosen by Her), where I made her laugh with NickDG's Future Predictions Post. No, I'm Sorry, strange is the wrong word; It's Terrifying. Mm, & ... "What did Ody give me at Bridge Day 2007?"

Ah Yes, the Words of a Guilty Man. Ya Guilty, DG, YA GUILTY! SHAME!! "Let me be clear" -- I'm About to Lie. ...lol... Nick ... This is entirely a joke thread; there's no need to restate what you already solidly wrote, which I linked in the very first sentence. Most all of the funniest OG Posters are dead, so, just taking up the slack; & this thread will very shortly be gone, so there's also that. But, on a serious note: "Are you an Actual BASE Jumper, if you have never dealt with a problematic jumper that you want to T/F?" GRIN OH LOOK! ... Here's my first personal example: " ... (we’ll call him DF – Dri’s Friend) ... " www.dropzone.com/forums/topic/274805-looking-for-a-mentor-in-the-base-community/ . Well, unless something has changed since his last log in on Sept 25th, I'm rather confident this is solely a technology issue, not a concern for criminal liability. (Hence, the daughter comment.) LMFTFY: Yup... & you're next Coco; we'll get your Dad too. .HEY! ... Zip It, Pippy! In this Current World of Bitch Ass Soft Cunts, we need this video.

If Lyle Murphy fails to post the stated video before the closure of The Dorkzone... I think we should tar & feather him. Given that NickDG has blatantly self-incriminated himself, & within his responsibility for the video in question... I Hereby Officially Nominate NickDG as the T&F Team Captain, Event Coordinator & Initial Door Knocker.

In the Words of Tim Dillon: Oh, For Christ! You're Killin' Me Grandpa ... X 3.5 (Half for Nick) & To Stave Off Spontaneous Combustion... ...I Need Humor: Tim Dillon on National Parks

BASE Access Board Member Dylan Avatar youtube com/watch?v=_qGMtOu5HPU Question #1: Which one of you Forking Geniuses thought this was reasonable? Yup ... UHUCK 3.0 ... The USPA Edition Blatantly Ridiculous, & Obviously NOT Reasonable... as it was removed; yet the date was not changed. (Ridiculous: "Deserving of Ridicule or Mockery.") Uhuck Context Note: Although I've Indeed Been Breakin' Balls... Uhuck was actually a decent idea. I met Lee (crossfirepilot) prior to Bridge Day 2007; a good dude, nothing negative. However, Uhuck overall reminds me of a movie I recently watched on Amazon Prime called, "Absolutely Anything." -- Excellent concept / premise, Robin Williams wonderfully voices the dog, but horrible execution & atrocious writing. Very Annoying Movie; but thankfully, a good ending. If Uhuck had focused less on the website, keeping their identities secret, selling t-shirts... (among the other referenceable issues) ...& more on the event specifics, low key organizing jumpers & better preparation for probable mass prosecutions, it absolutely could've been productive.

HTTrack Never Forgets

Wow, Ody... Wow. ...& Norway...

So, Nick: I believe that "preserving the record" is the reasonable & appropriate terminology... ...but I sure do love your words: "Just keeping it all straight for when we are all gone." basejumper net/thread/1663481#1668803

I wonder if Rapoza realizes that he sent me this, on Jeb's birthday... ...Nah, I'm just joking; very rhetorical. Rapoza ain't payin' attention to Jack Crap. I've brought up this quote multiple times, in multiple ways, & not even the slightest inkling. Which also reminds me of a silly set of Seinfeld bloopers... ...[Rapoza] isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this: -- youtube dot com/watch?v=cFpKs4FEITo -- But see, the kicker, is that the Jeb part isn't even the primary material matter... ...It's what was posted on this very website on the exact same day, in 2005. & for anyone interested in the scavenger hunt, I'm not referencing my posts... ...As my very first post, was a mere two months later, on May 24th, 2005. basejumper net/thread/2876702#2876763 basejumper net/thread/2996802#2996874

Toddler BASE

The Answer BTW ... is Yes. When Your Mom took me to the Carnival... ...I indeed told her what you gave me at Bridge Day 2007. & She Said, "Oh Jesus!"

Uhhh Ohhh ... Looks like DG didn't "like" my post. So, Nick, ya wanna know a secret? I'm Blatantly Lying. Bwahahaha Oh No ... Not about the Shoe-Goo Boot in the Ass; That's Definitely Happening. I AM Lying about a "Trilogy" ... There is not going to be any GD Forking Trilogy. This again, was mockery; of the cupcakes & "start a podcast" posts from BJ. I'm not gonna be in any forking BASE movie; not doing any podcasts, radio, video or any other interviews. & given everything that can be referenced on BJ over the years, I'm undoubtedly not involving the news media of any kind within what I'm planning. "Uhuck" style media involvement will be wholly unnecessary. & Most Importantly, I won't be asking for a penny from anyone... ...I've got absolutely everything I need; including Jean Boenish. Speaking of Which... ...I Made Her Laugh on the Phone; using your "Yikes...The Future" thread. Even funnier, because my 2020 Joke STILL Applies for 2024; minus unfunny fraud. "Jean Boenish marries into money, is discovered by the Orange Man, he drops Pence, she runs, & is elected Vice-President of the United States in 2020. Her first official act is abolishing the NPS." "Jean Boenish marries into money, is discovered by the Orange Man, he needs a woman, she runs, & is elected Vice-President of the United States in 2024. Her first official act is abolishing the NPS." GRIN -- basejumper dot net/thread/564962 & Yes ... I've indeed done Weird Al style adjustments on each of your other, "predictions."

Shhh... it's a "Secret"