I'm thankful that we stole your land and killed
all your people after you taught us to make pop
corn..I'm thankful that we cut down your trees and
built power plants so we can cook thanksgiving dinner
faster...I'm thankful that we tell fairytales to our kids
about the friendship between you and the pilgrims.
I'm thankful we have a few sports teams named
after you, and I think a crayon too.That should make
up for ripping your lives away.
But most of all, I'm thankful for that delicious,
chemically infested bird that makes me feel like I
had taken 2 mg. of zanax when I'm done eating