Tintin

Many people though far apart in numbers are very close in spirit and heart. ------------------------------------------------------------ Your talking idealism here, finding that soul mate etc. In my experience finding that person is becoming a myth, hence 31 and single. Therefore as the ideal women, for me anyway, may not exist, I've started the 'give it ago' approach. But you're right, thats probably what killed the last relationship. ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!

Only on Dz.Com Generally goes a little something like this: 'Who's that fucking asshole posting again, he's becoming a real pain ! ' ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!

Yeah ? ...I said that once and found out we had nothing in common, I was 29 she was 21. Ended in a really messy breakup, to the point where she checked in for therapy. I swore I'd never hurt someone like that again. Now I'm 31 going through it all again, except shes 18 ! I haven't agreed to relationship (because of above) but she's drop dead gorgeous and has a really cute personality. I get on well with her folks and friends but I just know its not going to work. Do I just say sod it, go for it, you only live once and it might workout. My mates all think I'm either nuts or gay for not taking the opportunity. ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!

No, no please I an't got the fever ...pleaaaase .. ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!

Then allow me to calm your fraying nerves. It's not a cowbell. It's a wood block. Better now ? .......................................................................... Sounds like that stooopid COWBELL , but thank you for the correction, the images are slowly fading. Stoopid COWBELL ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!

Number of posts dude. No worries I hadn't a clue at the start of it ..wtf is 'HEM' ? ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!

Last summer, sat at the bar when this Yank couple walk in, order a drink. Husband say to his wife ' you got my wallet ?' to which she replied 'Its in my fanny bag'. Me, mid sip of my pint, managed to cover the bar, barman and anyone else in projectile range with beer and snot. I think the Yanks thought I was being really rude but I couldn't explain or appologise for laughing. ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!

Time to vent ! Just downloaded Little Sister by Queens of the Stone Age. Great track...except the FUCKING COWBELL. Normally, I don't think I would have picked up on it, however after reading a thread here, to do with Chis Walken, all I now see in my mind is some dude prancing around in a tank top, bashing a COWBELL. Totally ruined the song for me ! Vent over. ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!

OMG Bob see what you did ! Started a gun thread. Only this time its for the boys in the UK ! This shit cracks me up Any sign of waffles ? waffles, waffles, waffles, waffles....etc ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!

That Gwen Stephanie chick sure knew her 'shit'. ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!

Sooooo getting back on track, you back from the waffle house yet ? mmmmm...waffles ..maple syrup, ice-cream ..mmmm. ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!

Chill out man, we're taking the piss. Jeeze you Americans have no sense of humour ! BRING ON THE FLAMES ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!

Quote i thought using my ak-47 wouldof been overkill Quote ----------------------------------------------------------- Nahhh using the Claymore would have being an overkill ! Fucking Americans. Anyone else here thinking of Caddyshack ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!

BIOCH Pass the KITTY-CAT (Kitty-cat is a brand of cat food) ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!

Fruit Loop Could be worse 'Cum Stain' ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!

guess 'my bad' too. ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!

How come you know the term 'Slag' ? Speaking of 'me' and 'my', whats with the American expression 'my bad', being wanting to asked that for ages. Dog -knob! ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!

Sorry to here that man, but you could always change you name to ' RefugeeInUSA' , be positive. < Sudden urge to shout > ONE TIME ! ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!

Mine's cause when doing AFF, the Neoprene on the front of my helmet had a split on one side. It was black on the outside and looked fine on the ground. However once in free-fall it flapped neon yellow, like the comic books Tintin quiff. Watching my vid in the hanger and my instructor gave me the nick. ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!

For me its gotta be Billy

Had me in stiches too !! ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!

I'm with ACME on this and I went through a goth / grunge stage at college. If some dude, or women, came and exposed themselves to my kid (if I had one) in the street, I'd definitely KICK there ass. Theres no need for that sorta disrespect in public. ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!

Sorry to hear your having a low time and can totally sympathize. Last week was a big turning point for me, ie its time to sort your shit out. This came about after a totally alcohol fueled weekend and the following events. It started in a club at the end of a nights drinking, I hurt a girls feelings who was just being really nice to me, for no reason. Got involved in a fight which I had no business being in. Got talked into trying to carjack a car from this poor young bloke who just offered to drive us home (luckly I was too pissed to break the stearing lock). Then was talked into pushing over a porta potty at a roadworks site on the way home. I'm not usually a gullible guy before u say anything. Woke up the next day about noon feeling so ashamed of myself I nearly cried, I haven't cried since I was 12. To add insult to injury, I went to my local pub that afternoon, promised I'd help set up for a band playing that night. Met a few friends and low and behold the drinking started again, at about 3pm. My parents turned up around 8pm ( I had invited them to see the band) hardly remember what I said to them. The barmaid I'd being after for months invited a few of us back to her's but all I remember is being there one minute then leaving in a taxi. Woke up next day with huge grazzes down my arm, feeling even more depressed (Don't even know what happened). The thing is I know I drink way too much, every night just abouts. This has also affected other areas in my life, in the sense I should be dealing with them as opposed to going out everynight. The turning in point for me is when I start hurting the people around me. So its no more beer for me ! Shit kelel01 sorry to go on .. Hope ya feel better soon. ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!

------------------------------------------------------------ Ok its like being back at school, a worked example is a good teaching method. Here we go .... x = Skysprite's old avatar = Cute y = Skysprite's new avatar = Hot (Demon smiley) x + Y = SHHHHWING BADABADA ps. why don't I have a demon smiley ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!

Pic for ya .... You gotta lotta time on your hands? Every second thread I read is yours ! ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!