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  1. 2 am here by the way ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!
  2. Cheers girl, funny thread, made me laugh, Goodnight . ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!
  3. University What do you guy's call it ? ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!
  4. Back in the day, when I was at Uni , a mate and myself where totally cained on skunk. Got the munches about 2am, me having a car, said I'd drive the 500 yards to the petrol station. We gets in the car then all of a sudden a Calton screams up in front of where I'm parked. My mate shouts "fuck its a hit " referring to the badass Asian guys living in the last house of our digs. So we duck down in the car ... next thing, a tap on my window, its a cop (from what turns out to be the unmarked police calton).We get out the car, mates on the other side with another copper fessing up to everything, whilst i'm denying everything. They then asked to search the car ....man was i embarrassed, coke cans, Mac rappers, cig packets everywhere. So after doing the search , whislt I was appologising for the state of the car and if there was anything I could do to help (the thought of being chucked outa college and my folks going through me stoned head). Anyways nothing to find, so he turns to me and says (sternly) you doing class 'A's'. No sir, i replied. He came back with ' Being smoking ?'. (Me) Yes sir ..(pause) marlborough lights , care for one (as I got them out my pocket ). (His reply) mind how you go and walked to his partner, said something and then went back to there car ! Funny thing was that after they left my mate convinced me still to drive to the garage, saying it might look really suspicious if we didn't !! Sorry got carried away ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!
  5. "SWEET" Beth and I swear by all that's holy I will kick someone in the balls. FTR- I am not sweet. That is all. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sounds to me like your one badass, motherf**king, bitch slapping hoe. Feel better now SWEETY !?! ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!
  6. Can't be assed to fined the "clicky" now, just back from the pub. But got Ninc doing that with Garbage, it rocks !! (may be a little biased "Garbage number one fan") Buggar forgot to do the whole qote thing. If this makes any sense Woooh Whooo ! ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!
  7. ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!
  8. Women don't have a prostate ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!
  9. "what you really really want, I want a, I want a, Zing a Zing ahhh" Spice Girls. Dam you for putting that crap tune in my head ! ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!
  10. 72 % pure This is sooo embarrassing, off to to find me a 'dirty' (Christina Aguilera) type woman ! Then again the cats looking pretty hot tonight, haven't seen my sister in a while, what the hell my mate's wifes outa town (bonus male, sperm swallowing adultry) I'm really bored ...can ya tell ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!
  11. QuoteMy eyes are all red and scratchy. My mouth feels like it's stuffed with cotton or something. I'm sort of swaying from left to right in a slow and happy rythmic wave. I have a smile on my face. What the hell is wrong with me? I almost feel....happy! ........................................................................... Ok so I'm feeling this too ! Answer... still drunk from the night before, hangover not kicked in. The eye thing is down to my slight allergy to the cat and the mouth thing is because I've inhaled a fur-ball after passing out where the cat normally sleeps. Either that or I was that drunk last night I gave someone a "socket job" (never heard it called that before)..lol ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!
  12. Missed it the first time round . Very funny
  13. Maintenance Management Software I f'ing hate that shit !! boring job, boring job ....aaahhh fun job, what do you mean its not being allocated to me ? I know it dose work in the long run. ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!
  14. When installing taper-lock bush >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thin oil on taper and shaft , then copper-slip on grub screws. .......................................................................... When tensioning belts, do you use a gauge every time, or rely on your experience to judge belt tension? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> experience ie. type of belt , application , load etc ........................................................................... How tight do you set chain drives? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Slack out of the chain with a good half inch deflection when pressed down. .......................................................................... What is your "general purpose" rod for stick welding? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 316's ........................................................................... What is you favorite gas for MIG welding? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Coogar (argon, carbon dioxide, oxygen) .......................................................................... What is you favorite gas for TIG welding? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> argon ........................................................................... What do you consider "high voltage" ? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Over 600V There you go, just my 2 pence By the way we are looking for a multi-skilled engineer (project and maintenance) wanna relocate to the uk? ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!
  15. Tintin

    Bonfire fluff

    Hey Mr popular ...how come this thread an't got no flames coming outta it ..with all the response and all ?! (That was my best America impression) ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!
  16. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Exercise works. Also, don't watch TV, read books or do anything in your bed except sleep. That trains your mind that beds are for sleeping, not doing other things. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nothing but sleep ? Cool, gotta find a new place ( I've got no demon smiley ) Sleep wise ...a couple of beers works every time for me, but then again I don't recomend this . Hope you get it sorted. ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!
  17. ...this is me smelling yummy incense >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nasty habbit. My name is Gary and I've being smelling incense for two years now, mainly black sandalwood but have being know to dabble in harlm musk. ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!
  18. Thanks, didn't see the BIG RED writting ! So hopefully here it is ...... (Beer - first pic post ) ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!
  19. put the file location in the att box, is there something else i need to do ? ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!
  20. with you on that one ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!
  21. Inverter varies your frequency , so not one of them ! Check out transformers with a bridge rectifier. If no one else posts a suitable idea I'll get back to to you , gotta go out now. ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!
  22. One drink that never lets me remember being Evil. ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !!
  23. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What would $65 get me -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3 jumps and one pack job. ------------------------------------------------------------ Now thats gotta be deal of the week ! $65 for 3 jumps and one of the old 'jobs' (call it what you like).