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southern comfort and lime Blue Skies
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its not like we didnt drunk dial them several times heavily intoxicated... i dont remember, i was told we did. Blue Skies
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ach...med in the house.... wassup oh HI hoes~! wtf...you got me checking this forum on a basis and we had such a good time in eloy....murryland is where it is at....you and my gurl alana, "wassup new digital camera owner that doesnt wanna come visit us...." it will be great times...plus...its cold enough here, i cant imagine how much colder it is in ohio... Blue Skies
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In college? What are you doing for springbreak?!?!?!?
akurtom replied to kansasskydiver's topic in The Bonfire
BARBADOS, here we come!!!!!! Blue Skies -
40% (Yankee). A definitive Yankee. Mouth, you should have gotten like 100% dixie. Blue Skies
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How many of you out there are starting your spring semester of school? right now, i am in my final semester of college, I dont know whether I should be sad that all the fun and no responsibility is about to be over or happy that i am about to start my real life and make some real money so that i can jump more..... Blue Skies
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If you want to talk about comedy with phones and sex....read "The Dirt" the autobiography of Motley Crue...that is so funny what they did to: -a drunk girl -hotel room phone -a drunk girl's mom -drunk dialing Lets just say talking to your mom while your drunk while having sex with a rock star while half the phone is in you, is not such a good idea Kinky idea though.... Blue Skies
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I have killed people for less of a reason.... Firstly.... I have a Honda prelude....that does have a big exhaust....and a a honda civic with a big exhaust....and i have a 7" LCD DVD navi....and I skydive. Don't kick my dog by say you have people that have those cars, btw I agree with you about the spoiler...it is too much. I do have my honda ricer beating 50% of american muscle cars. So it is not slow. I don't hate you for hating me...bw. there is nothing wrong with driving 100mph is afternoon traffic just as long as you drive safely :-) no that was a joke. there are people that mistake fear with stupidity. Blue Skies
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He was soo excited about getting money that he didnt know better. I dont think he will do jail time, they always threaten to amplify good tax regiment in front of the public. He will pay the taxes x2. thats a dumb mistake though. Blue Skies
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Ev---Thanks for bragging about how wonderful the weather is in Cali for us maryland/DC kids that sit here trying to figure out new ways to keep warm. But we still love you.... Blue Skies
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What words did you just hear in the music you are listening to?
akurtom replied to rhino's topic in The Bonfire
There's something about the way you move I see your mouth in slow motion when you sing more subtle than something someone contrives your movements echo that I have seen the real thing Blue Skies -
http://www.jeeptalk.org/jeep_wave.shtml I have noticed that I wish I had a jeep for one reason. All jeep drivers have this common bond that when you drive past another jeep, you wave. How come I cant have that with my prelude. they are specialty cars too. I mean, I still wave at other prelude drivers but most of them, kinda look at me, some have given me the most irritated look ever...i am like, lets go, lets start something new like all cars of the same kind that are semi - decent....wave to each other as code. its cool. i was driving my buddies jeep wrangler the other day and people just waved and im like, cool....i want that with my car. its like the bar, cheers, except with cars. or maybe im too involved with cars to start with...whatever...random thoughts Blue Skies
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yea that definately wasnt us....i dont remember that and i cant hear you while i drinkin Blue Skies
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and you know this........mannnnnnn good times but we will have to meet for another boogie before the next holiday boogie.... Blue Skies
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making love- requirements: -kisses, cuddling afterwards for min. for ten mins. fucking- requirements: -n/a Blue Skies
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If you hear your best friend (who is also a skydiver) drunk mumbling hop and pop in the back seat of your car while you are driving, and you pull over and watch him stumble looking for the handle to the door. sitting bitch is required in this instance. Blue Skies
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What I have learned is this.... 1. shave before going to the airport, sometimes i like to have a 5 oclock shadow because i hate shaving....they dont like that. 2. dont look shady, if they wanna check you, dont look nervous, of course after reviewing bgill's video taping of one of my screening, i looked too suspicious. 3. as far as the drinking thing, they really dont care, esp. when you fly southwest, its the ghetto airliner..... Blue Skies
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Yea, I have been night blind since birth. I have rod dystrophy, and it runs in my family. My father and brother are night blind. I can only see whatever is hit by light. No shadows for me. It kinda sucks sometimes when I am out at night and people that know I am night blind take advantage of that. I have taken vitamins suppliments as well as precriptions my optomistist suggested, doesnt really help... Blue Skies
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Well, just because I wanted to have a few drinks before we landed is not a bad thing. But when you drank a little too much and started talking about landing approaches the pilot was taking to random people on the plane, that became a problem. Poor poor steve (jumper03) who picked us up while we were in our drunken state. Blue Skies
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Any night blind folks out that that do not night jump because they are night blind? Blue Skies
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Alright.... how many of you experience problems when going to travel by plane. I do. As an Arab American and as a animate skydiver, I find myself "randomly selected" for security cheks that last twenty mins. or more. of course, having the name Ahmed doesnt help, and having a rig to carry on does not help either. how many of you drink while traveling. and by drink, like bring bottle of liquor with you every time you travel? just a quick poll... Blue Skies
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My name is Ahmed Kurtom ...I am a porn star and I live on the fine beaches of Bora Bora. I skydive out of my private King Air at Kurtom Air. Oh wait.....back to reality. I am Ahmed K and I am going to be graduating in May with a bachelors in Biomedical Engineering. I am planning to do Sales Engineering and pursue a masters in Business Management. Blue Skies
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This Drop zone has been very welcoming to me and everyone else that has ever set foot into it. Great skydivers that have many many skydives are your staff members that are willing to go on any type of dive with you. If you are ever in the area and have a chance to visit DelMarVa, then do it, because I guarantee you will love it
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i am on the same boat except i have to make sure i dont sign a contract with a company that i might later learn i hate..... fucking biomedical engineering and their ways to own you by making you committ to them Blue Skies
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just imagine coming home to coolllld cooollld weather....raining 75% of the time, working 2 jobs and doing a winter class with the name "women Health" listening to women complain about men.... Blue Skies