grasshopper
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drive 55 stay alive drive 95 get there a hell of a lot faster
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I saw 2 shooting stars last night. I wished on them, but they were only satellites. Is it wrong to wish on space hardware?
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I said fuck the king of beers, this one's for you
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must be tough on the astronauts, I bet they get bored easily 'cause how does it feel to look up at the moon and say yeah, I've been there
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misunderstand me, hey miss, understand me
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I don't want to grow up cause I don't want to die
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what is your most popular lie? My personal favorites are "just one drink with dinner officer" and "of course I love you"
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and I swear to god I aimed the gun at him
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wanna hear that song for the first time just one more time
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it's not magic when the trains don't run till 6
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I have walked down train tracks drunk at 3am it's no great trick
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I have yet to meet a kid not scared to death of clowns
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a clown was my boss at every job I ever had
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I've got nothing to say, I hope you have a nice day
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right smack dab in the middle of controversy, that is where I want to be
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as wicked as it may seem as wicked as anything could be
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took my chances on a big jet plane
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okay, I am boring myself to tears. Am I boring anyone else?
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anyone ever heard of a band called "Too Much Joy"? they have a song "Parachute" that is perfect for skydiving
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broken bones heal and chicks dig scars. so Lisa, you better watch out for those chicks!
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remember: win if you can, lose if you must, but ALWAYS cheat
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fuck this. I give up
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I think I need a jump if I can't think of anything better to do than post this
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:}
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how pathetic we are taking offense at being called newbies BTW this is like my thirtieth junk post