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your welcome "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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DEAF SEX Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or lips to lip-read. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution. She writes, "Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times." The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred and fifty times "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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you will get better dont worry, the problems you had in the air are mostly due to excitment/nervosness. the more you jump the more relaxed you will feel in the air and be able to concentrate more on your tasks in the air.....which is why lvl 1 is heading, altitude, check left, check right rinse repeat....very minimal for you to remember, as you progress in lvls they will add a few things into the rotation keeping all the original tasks. Congrats on your first jump though, i still remember mine 3000 jumps later... "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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Hank Hornball "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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we actually already have these posted in our company area....i especially like the question...Are tissues required? Yes No Multipule "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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Well I learned Static line....and now an AFF instructor, not gona say one is better then the other. But, with static line, it will take you longer to progress through, as there are more lvls, Aff is shorter because you go all the way up on every jump. There are bonuses with both routes, but both lead to the same destinantion, I say go whichever better suits your financial situation, because if you go more then 30 days without a jump while a student, you go backwards in lvls "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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just so you know......you'll never have the funds....just gotta sacrafice other things, but its a fun ride!! "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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I know the Jenner8r.....wingsuit fanatic and SUPER Nice... "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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Ditto! Edit: Not agreeing with you, but referring TO you! Pot calling the kettle & all that jazz Says the dog in cows clothing. says the stripping bear...... "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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now would I ever commit such a tragisty as to gettingn this thread locked?? I think not!! And trust me.....I fear the Kilt!! "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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alright Jay....your slackin here....stop saving all the pictures for yourself now I wonder how many people are gona be excited to see this thread back up top, then be disapointed that im just bumping it... "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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Not sure if this was addressed yet....didnt read page 3.... But the logic is since the student is already looking left at his altimeter, just continue left to reserve side instructor....No point is the student looking left at alti, right at main side then left again at reserve.. "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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oh dont worry there my young apprentance....i am not one to skip out on my beer dues.....actually when i got my aff rating, berfore i even took up my first student Tony asked me..."Wheres you beer new instructor?" i turned right around and went ot Roberts gas station and got my beer... SO...when i make it down there and swoop the pond, im sure there will be a case in the back of my truck waiting "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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nipple lazers and profound fuckery "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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that all depends on how you look at it..... will this be your first jump at raeford? your first time attending a skyfest? your first balloon jump? what about your first jump out of a bi plane? Ive done all that....so sounds like free beer to me..... "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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yeah i heard its pretty damn long, but i cover Zhills pond with ease "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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dont worry....when i get back there ill take my bright yellow XF2 across it....a few times "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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i was there for 11 years....never really ventured out to do more then skydiving...theres a golf course near by...Myrtle beach is less then 2 hours drive...or wilmington beach 1.5ish hours "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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It's referencing the last Indian Jones movie. Indy survives a nuclear blast by closing himself inside a fridge. That's about when I lost all respect for the movie. it took you THAT long......wow "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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dont ask me...they aint mine "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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looks like Rob mihgt not of cleared it on that run....ut oh.... Guns..... "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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i think you need to lay off the drugs....cause i have no clue what you are talking about "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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the walmart is about 8 miles down the road...not far at all "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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Sorry Robbie....i didnt look at your list....i was just thinking who might be a shortie as the 1/2....not ment to be taken as Poe being 1/2 a woman at all "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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to jump or not to jump? there is no question...
DaGimp replied to Plukk's topic in Introductions and Greets
While on student status, you only need to complete one jump every 30 days, but i reccommend more. "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas