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(Coming out of lurk mode) I think a 10G uncontrolled/flat spin is a foregone conclusion. Do you nominate this jacka## for the Darwin Awards before or after he actually tries it? stylinmike (>O]-
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Decisions, decisions. This one's for real & not far from my parent's house stylinmike (>O]-
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New to Washington DC area, looking for dropzone!
stylinmike1 replied to skydiva1978's topic in Events & Places to Jump
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QuoteMy mom used to say there were a huge set of sharp teeth down there. reply] Seems that maybe momma knows best stylinmike (>O]-
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Mail-order brides are for hard up whuffos w/few prospects (no offense meant to anyone of Russian ancestry...) stylinmike (>O]-
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Happy 21st Moody!!! "...but I'm not so thunk as some drinkle peep I am...." Most limitations are WAAAAYY expired after a fifth of tequila stylinmike (>O]-
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If you're a good shot You'll see a lot http://www.punchbaby.com/media/gitfakt/programs/adult/wetTee.zip stylinmike (>O]-
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not after eating asparagus stylinmike (>O]-
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(whisper) "I think it's about time...." stylinmike (>O]-
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In ten years will you sit in conversation with some friends, deep into your pints, and everyone talking about the things we should have done.... Would you tell them that you really wish you had: a. Stayed in Melbourne? or b. Went back to London? It's a tough call for sure, being in a place that you love or being with the people that you love most. fwiw - having friends all over the world is not a bad thing and family will always be there. The world's not that big a place that you can't stay in touch with everyone who matters most with just a little effort. stylinmike (>O]-
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When your jump numbers exceed your net worth. stylinmike (>O]-
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ROFLOL! Those lil' cats can ROCK!!! stylinmike (>O]-
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Dunno at this point. I see the doc in 1 1/2 weeks to get a checkup & a surgery date (that'll be #5, yikes!) to get the metal out. Then it's time to rehab my broomstick-lookin lower leg back up to normal size again. I've been supposed to be non-weightbearing on this sucker for 3 months now & can't wait to get going on rehab. I have had a walking "air-cast" thingy for about a month and can kind of limp around a little bit but the doc said that too much weight could bust the screws & really mess things up for me. stylinmike (>O]-
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I don't know what's better, one more time under the knife or getting on with living life... stylinmike (>O]-
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finally gaining control of my sitflying, and jumping with a buddy on a hazy day to get perfectly aligned in the sky so he is centered in the middle of a full-circle brilliant rainbow..... and knowing that few mortals will EVER see such an amazing sight Yyyyeeeeeesssssssss! that one jump remains permanently in my memory (I wish had enough experience to be jumping a camera so I could share it with everyone) stylinmike (>O]-
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BOIOIOIOIOINNNNNGGGGG!!!!! O]-
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Or surgerIES! I've had 4 so far and will have one more to get all this metal outa my leg. Yep it's been a long summer stylinmike (>O]-
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Got screws & a plate in my ankle - still sitting around watching the summer slip by w/no jumping - WAAAAAH! It's no fun being broken.... stylinmike (>O]-
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Daaaaaammmm.... That last one was a good one stylinmike (>O]-
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Good Eye! I was laughing so much that I screwed up the punch line oops. (original post) stylinmike (>O]-
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DZ Policy Below 1000' = belts on & helmets secured Above 1000' = safe altitude for exit, all belts off & door can be opened (ewwww - somebody farted!) stylinmike (>O]-
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Saddam decided to send George W a letter to let him know he is still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message. 370HSSV-0773H W couldn't figure it out so he shared it with Colin Powell. Powell and his aides had no clue so they sent it to the CIA. Nobody there could decode it so it went to the NSA, then to MIT, NASA, the Secret Service... The list got longer and longer. Eventually they asked Mossad in Israel for help - and got an immediate reply. "Tell the President that he is looking at the message upside down." Bwaaaaaahhhhh!! stylinmike (>O]-
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Looking at your signature line & it seems you got #1 nailed down if you finished AFF. How about doing #2 & #3??? You have one week to do them (#2 might make one weak in the knees!)