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  1. monkey1031

    couple of Qs

    it's essentially a bight. an ugly, un-clean, un-intentional bight. see also: fu*k me see also: oh sh*t
  2. monkey1031

    Welcome

    Congrats to "Officer Chief" -nice one last night.
  3. sorry... i meant it as, I'm stealing everything he said, hoping that someone would read it... i.e., i couldn't have said it better... in no way, at all, did i mean that Dr. Aiello stole anything. gimme a little break, i was drunk @ time of post.
  4. hope they read this....... [/url]http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_attachment;postatt_id=3168;[url] if i goofed this up, make it go "clicky" please. p.s. guilty as charged...
  5. watch yer a$$. my guess would be casing the joint, it happened to my mom.
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    Truckerbase

    that was some funny sh*t. Trucker... I got your message and I'll give you a call tonight. later.
  7. you can't just "click" the file... I need to log-in, and then try to rummage through all the others... what's the name of it?
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    Truckerbase

    Hey man... I lost your new cell #.... Gimme a ring. My dog's gettin' fat and needs a walk. 644
  9. But, I'm outta here in 6 hours to see Bela Fleck.. Nobody cares, I know. Later.
  10. Slider up.... Maybe Slider Down. Hell No...
  11. Settle Down...... http://www.nationaltrust.org/magazine/archives/arch_story/013004.htm I'm not sure how to make it go clicky and I'm at work, so I'll get chewed out if I try to figure it out... If this dude's been hucking people off the bridge for even the last 5 years, it sounds to me like nobody even knew about it until now... The only thing that I'd even have a problem with is the old gear... Isn't there any level headed person in TF that might need a tan? Just go talk to the guy and ASK if he'd have a problem "sitting in" on a course... Maybe he'd be open to constructive criticism... whatever...
  12. I packed my canopy last September, jumped it in March.... No sweat.
  13. I took a course from Dr. Utah, back before he was running an actual course, but that kid's ON IT! I've (like most others) modified my packing/methodology over the years, but I wouldn't be nearly as capable (or alive) without him. For starters, order a copy of his saftey video, if you've never made a jump, the video shows you; A. What not to do, and; B. What you are potentially getting yourself into. -good luck 644
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    MOAB!!!!!!!

    Anyone headed into MOAB 7/17????? I've got a delivery that needs to be made in MOAB on Saturday, It'll be sitting @ the airport in SLC, and yeah... I'm gonna pay you big time. I should've prefaced, I work in transportation.
  15. do it anyway.... they'll just buck you off by five grand, and then it's just a solo....
  16. hey sucka.... that's not that far from "you know where..." I'm not sure your GPS is really that accurate. Plus, Fearless needs to be taken for a walk! -monkey boy, and the soon to be live in girl.
  17. I wonder how Red-Bull would feel about us using up hard drive space in their chat room discussing the subject.... Heck, they're makin about 60 bucks a week off me alone for all that humming-bird juice I drink... What happens if we all go "cold turkey" for the summer and let 'em know what we think of their sponsoring the "god of the sky"?
  18. sorry, you caught me on a horrible day (45+ hours, no sleep). it was that someone in college had the wherewithal to "stumble" across a sub-site dedicated to wingsuits, yet didn't research it enough to find out that the idea (the wingsuit) has been around for quite literally, thousands of years, to then, call it "their" idea. unless you are speaking of some modification, or enhancement to wingsuits, that currently does not exist... that is a different story all together. again, yesterday was a "cynic's" day around the monkey cage. lack of sleep does this to me. flame away or accept my apology. smd7
  19. not really busting her chops... it was the "college girl" comment that got me. smd7
  20. had a similar situation in my life; i invented (at least i had never seen anything like it ever) a piece of equipment for travel, it's called a wheel. and WHAM, i went outside one day and they're freaking EVERYWHERE - it was like they sprang up overnight. they were on cars, on trains, mounted on boots no less (damn rollerblade). do you think anyone ever called me to see if it was o.k. to steal my idea? noooo... -or- are you fu(*ing kidding me? smd7
  21. the only difference between my microwave & a brand new one in a box is that mine is used, and the new one is in a box... they are both as clean as the other. I might even go so far as to say, mine is cleaner than one that comes out of the box. i have a phobia of sorts about germs. i'm not at "howard hughes" (i.e. Defcon 5) but it's close... smd7
  22. it's a picture from DBI SALA - they mfg cable ascenders/harness'/safety gear for towers & scaffolds. they're a former customer of mine, they've got that same picture blown WAY up in their lobby. it's sick lookin'. smd7 BASE644
  23. no. it is not legal. don't do it. you may go to hell for using a national park for fun. parks aren't there for your amusement. plus, you'd need a different container. smd7