monkey1031

how pissed is apple, that your kids got "garageband.com". still better than MS. -smd7 p.s. thanks for the link.

"and found 6 cameras covering the sprinkler timer and sidewalks..." gilly suit... on a weekend. -smd7

Garage Band. Post yer tunes... Lookin' for inspiration. -smd7

see? RAP. SeeRap. CeeRap. Crap. That's right. crap. supee looks cool though. but if I wanted to watch a flaming skeleton ride around on a cruiser, I'd go downtown on Halloween and watch (no offence) the fag crew start up ther hondas. They don't have chains and guns, but, they can bitch slap like a muthafucker. -smd7

When I was 19, I bought the first generation Stumpjumper FSR 15" frame for the specific purpose of riding "stock trials"... Two days after I bought the bike, my boss asked me if I wanted to "go to Maine". I looked at him and said, "How the fu*k are we getting there"? His eyes lowered to my bike, and he just smiled.... 19 days and 1900 miles later we were in Bar Harbor... A year after that, I was a sponsored Trials rider in Colorado.... Well, it's been 13 years, and about two weeks ago, I bought the cheapest mother fugging bike I could, which had the components I needed, so that I could "work" the bike the way I wanted. I went to a local trail about a week ago, and trailed behind the two guys who built it, both of which were riding bikes which cost many, MANY thousands of $ more than mine.... They both just shook their heads as I smoked their asses over, across and up every single section of "their" trail, most of which, I was on one wheel, half drunk and with a ciggy hanging out of my mouth. it was neato. Fuck richies who don't get it.... -smd7

Joy. You type like me.... Was it a bottle of Merlot, or jager? just kidding, or as the kids say... J/K. -smd7

A friend mentioned "metadata" - but I'm not sure where to start.... I'll check out "didit.com". Thanks. -smd7

I'm looking for some help, trying to get the google "bots" to recognize keywords to bring me up on the list. Thanks. -smd7

I was fine until they put the dog down... Then I was on the floor with my dog blubbering like a baby. -smd7

Climax, MN Parachute, CO Panic, PA ... don't forget Intercourse, Pa. later, smd7

In order.... Jerry Garcia's guitar case. Jimmy Hendrix' stash bag. Jim Belushi's glove compartment. River Phoenix' sock. Hunter S' tilley hat's secret pocket. Neil Cassidy's backpack. and finally, before I wen't... I'd pick us all up a keg of microbrew. -smd7

Do ye leg degs? Black lab. Her name is "Fearless". Oohhhh Dogs. Ye, I like degs. -smd7

tee hee... dolphin. -smd7

Beta testing the fit of a new suit... -smd7

Or get an ariel atom... Save $450K -smd7

Nick, Isn't pimple cream sold, specifically because Mountain Dew GIVES you pimples? "It's Frank Sinatra's (J.C.'s) world, we're just lucky to live in it". Later, smd7

Where are my matches.... and.. it was Yosemite. -smd7

I think it'd be Art, if there weren't so much porn.... Or It'd be porn, if there weren't so much art. later, -smd7

The fat suit is cool as hell, and if in fact he paid the 15K for the little toy, I give him due regard for the attempt to "stealth up" the jump. But yeah, 16:30 hours seems a little too complacent. Now, if he'd of applied as a night janitor as the tubby 'ol fat guy and worn it around the building for a week while sweeping up after tourists.... -smd7

You forgot - "I.V. Me". mmmmmmmmm, sake...... -smd7

From the article.... "Empire State Building staff had been tipped off to the caper and were waiting when Corliss got there". It's not that he got busted... It's the tar (pain) and feathering (suffering) that the "tipper offer" is going to receive that's got me a little worried. That, and H.L.S. is going to have a whole new realm of B.S. to use as tools against the collective band of brothers.. -smd7 edited to add... Just looked through the slide show. I love the shot of Jeb as a tubby fuc*er.... Should've just had C.R. build you a bigger rig and hopped as a fatty..... The comedy facter would've been about a half point higher..

never met you... I would've thought three 8-ball's and, well.... what's the square root of a hooker? happy fucking older than last year day. -smd7

I was a sponsored trials rider (bicycle) and a big unicycle rider (I've still got both) but never put the two together... That's silly. -smd7

Jeb Corliss is a rock n' roll star? -smd7

almost 20 hours. awsome. -smd7