monkey1031

Back in the day, our local "hood - B" was known affectionately as the "Crack Stacks".... It was true to it's name. -smd7

you just wait... I'm gonna put in a carbon monoxide detector so I can burn candles... I vented it, just a simple hole, but if I smoke a ciggy, the 90 degree door allows for just enough air to vent out the ciggy smoke. it's cool. My dog and I just sat in there for about an hour and we shared beer (my three to her 1/2). p.s. my dog really likes beer. pics soon, but I've got to get it decorated. (posters?) smd7

I just built a MONSTER snow fort in the back yard. it's awsome. pr'olly four or five people could sleep in it. but since my girlfriend is a wus.. it's gonna be me, a 12 pack, dvd player and my dog. YAY for me. I rule. -smd7

i just went to "meet" my buddie's daughter this last week... he wouldn't let me put a ciggy in her chops and take a pic... but i did get this. noice. -smd7 100 KB????? what the fu*k is this? never mind... fu(k you guys... you don't get the funny.

need a BIG favor. p.m. me. p.s., I'm not going to steal any of your buildings...... -smd7

DQ I've got vid of Wagar's 4th (3rd?) Jump... it's old school funny. He makes a goofy face and runs up behind me and picks me up (and I bit my tounge). I'm guessin' sick monkey's got the vids. I've got a copy of SIA's vids (and yeah, I just saw him - Traded my bird suit for his paraglider) and a copy of Name Calling. Name is on VHS but we can dub it down to DV and then to disc, SIA's vid is on dvd.. later smd7

Actually - Sammy, Johnny and Erich drove TO the games and picked me up in Denver... I couldn't get outta work until the night before. This was the first time that I'd seen Johnny since about 1999. Crazy kid hops outta the car @ DIA and gives me a hug like a christmas kid who opens a present and finds a puppy. Sammy & Johnny aren't big drinkers, but Wagar and I like our sauce. Within 15 minutes of picking me up, Wagar and i were filling a shopping cart at the liquer store planning a liver invasion - shock & awe comes to mind. Driving home with them was the best road trip I'd ever been on. In the middle of nowhere, Wagar and Utah wanted to hop off a little out of the way "A". Watching their bright canopys open over a grey Nebraska field was the most beautiful sight. I was super sick and didn't make the jump with them, but wish I would have, in the picture, you can see my dopey little head inside the tram trying to watch Utah's McConkey, cuz I'd never done one and was about to do one with Wagar... It was my last jump with him. It never goes away. Later, -SMD7

Need a little help. PM me if you can, sorry for the bother but I'm (well, we're) in a bit of a spot with our employer. Thanks. -smd7

the company that manufactures the harness that those two are using is not far from where i live... Was down at the plant one day and they've got that same picture blown up to about 20' x 20' on their wall. it's REALLY cool. later, -smd7

Hell yeah Kid! Been a long time. (fu*k beer... Crown & Coke it shall be). smd7

Yeah, County atty. said that (after info. is given to police (i.e. NSF checks)) if she doesn't pay within 14 days, it's criminal... Then she's forced into bankruptsy, then if she doesn't fork over dough, liens, and then, jail. jeepers. -smd7

Just figured out, my Boss owes me $8195.27 in back pay and reimbursements.... Anyone want to buy a rig? -smd7

I've got all his Stand Up on C.D. - I love when he goes off on a rant, and in "How to win friends and influence people", the court room chapter is the funniest f'ing thing I've ever read. I meant crazy, in the right/good way. -smd7

Actually, Lenny Bruce WAS crazy... Funny as hell though. -smd7

utah, wish i had gone on that load with you two crazy fuggers on the way home from GFG last year. later, -smd7 i'm so fukching drunk. watching the "outlaw josey wales is the next best thing to a hop. -sdrunkmdrunkddrunk7drunk7drunk. la-ter

the first time I took him up a tower (his first jump), I look over my shoulder to see if he's made it above the power line that ran across the ladder at the top, and all I see is him hanging from the guy wire and the tower in a big "Y"... I knew it was gonna be a ride. -smd7

Sia & Sick Monkey It was fun, when it was fun... -smd7

Seeing as how many people get hurt just jumping, I'd say, it'd probably be in your best interest to have G/C rap down the axes, crampons and any other pointy shit that could, ummm.... (what's the word I'm looking for? Oh yeah) FUCKING STAB YOU. Like Avery said. I have an opinion. - SMD7

G4 17" w/ Superdrive... But I'm working on gettin' the boss to buy me a G5 Quad.. This fugger's fast, but not fast enough for the stuff I'm working on. -smd7

i wanna see it... (video) ...a kitten huh? (got one) -smd7

go to page 9... "balloon bowl". that one's awsome. later. -smd7

Given the nature of water freezing when it's below 32 degrees F. and the condensation in your lungs being exhaled as you breathe, I'm pretty sure you'll have an ice boogie whether you want one or not. -smd7

h.r. giger meets bird-man.... -smd7

Harry Nillson -The Point- Great album... -smd7

1. Spell check. B. Go make a few hundred skydives. 9. They're right... It is dull. -smd7