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  1. Discharge of firearms in city limits is ugly... Call the cops. -smd7
  2. yeah, but he'll make you take care of Pike (baths, walks, gourmet dog food, etc.) to earn your keep... It's not a bad job at all, but there's tons of applicants. -smd7
  3. 4:05 CST. It's over... Shower, Booze, bed. 77 hours, and I could probably still go for another 10 or 20 without much trouble. In truth, I'm kinda amped up right now.. later, -smd7
  4. I'm so gonna crush 56 hours.. hang onto your socks.. I'll just be out in the backyard with the lawnmower running, and me on my face in the dirt. 53hrs:18mins
  5. work... I only need to drive about 8 miles, in a HUGE truck with cushy air seats, so i jump up and down in the to the music with the air conditioner shooting up my sleeve and my head out the window... I'll check back in when I get back to the shop... Back in my younger days if I recall, hallucinations started around the 50 hour mark, but nuthin' yet. later, -smd7
  6. @ 04:00 Cst. It's 53 hours of no sleep.... With at least 9 more to go before I can crash... Can someone get these ants off of me, please... Surprisingly, I'm still pretty alert, but I'm seeing flashes of light shooting around in my periphery, and driving is proving to be a bit intense. later, -smd7
  7. Streamline = Perfect for jumping (aerodynamic). Swingline = well... Office Space. sorry.
  8. Jon... can you teach me to fly a bird suit?
  9. It doesn't really boggle the mind... We're just sick of watching our freinds go in. Good luck on the journey. But please make it a LONG journey. -smd7
  10. Looks like BR's Para Pak. Cool $hit for a walkabout/hopabout... -smd7
  11. yeah... i've got the guys # around here.... i'll dig it out. -smd7
  12. i just got all excited for you........ well, for no reason... My boss just bought me a G4. Mac G4 that is. Now if I could only talk her into sending me to the dropzone, everything would be in order. -smd7
  13. or........ wanna buy a cruiselite? nevermind... later. -smd7
  14. K is for Ex... who was crazy as sh*t.....
  15. if you were nuts, why would you bring a rig? -smd7
  16. The only injury from BASE I've ever (knock, knock, knock) recieved.... I hurt my jaw. I smiled too much. -smd7
  17. B is for Basil, assulted by bears. A is for Amy, who fell down the stairs. S is for Susan, who perished from fits. E is for Earnest, who choked on a peach it's not as funny out of context/order... but you get the idea brother man.
  18. for those who've taken a hiatus, what's been your toughest challenge(s)? i'm still not sure if the time is right... and i am well aware of exactly how personal the decision is. just can't stop trying to figure out what my place in BASE is or should be and every building looks like a playground. later.
  19. Check out a BASE Stash bag... Big enough for gear... and if you're a lazy ass like me, you don't even have to pack up after the last jump o' the day... Vertigo, CR, Apex - any of 'em will have a gear bag big enough for what you're looking to jam in there. -smd7
  20. monkey = just cuz 1031 = police code for a "crime in progress". I wanted to start a BASE team called crime in progress (cuz most of the jumps were just that). Every where else (e-mail and such) I log in as: ilktogolo -smd7 (space monkey danger 7)
  21. Kevin, There's two ways to look at this... A: "Paranoia will destroy 'ya". or, B: "Paranoia is just a perfect state of awareness". Personally, I like "B". Later. -SMD7
  22. What's the best program (for an idiot like me) to get for designing a website? any help is greatly appreciated... My boss just bought me a new 17" G4 - she's gonna want to see results. thanks.
  23. I used to BASE jump, but my girlfriend won't let me any more.... Does this count? p.s. she get's really mad when i wear my BASE tee-shirts around town. -smd7 p.p.s (at least i was honest).
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    i was only gone one week. 446 "new" messages??? you people are outta control. smd7