MuffDiver

I just checked my phone messages and there is one from my parents saying that they are stuck in Denver until at least Thursday. They were flying home from Las Vegas and had a stop in Denver and now they are stuck due to the snow. I just wanted to know how bad it was snowing there. It must be pretty bad to delay their flight for almost two days. When is the snow suppose to stop? __________________________________________________ Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.

I told my insurance provider and he told me that since I had my insurance policy with them before I started skydiving that there wouldn't be any changes to my policy. If you tell them let us know what they say. __________________________________________________ Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.

and bingo was... __________________________________________________ Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.

A couple hundred bucks. I have an AAD, but do not see it necessary to make it illegal without one. __________________________________________________ Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.

BEE-IIII-N-G-O... __________________________________________________ Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.

About 90% of the people I tell that story to ask that question. To answer your question I did NOT order the special sauce. I just hope i didn't end up eating the special sauce anyway. __________________________________________________ Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.

bingo was his name... __________________________________________________ Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.

We have a sandwich shop named Quizno's(I don't know if you guys have them or not?). My Wife and I were eating there and it was getting late, the sun was starting to set. My wife had her back to the window so all I could see was a silhouette of her and my sandwich when I would eat it. Anyhow, the sandwich was a footlong and I only had a couple of bites left when I noticed a strange curly hair protruding from the otherwise normal silhouette of the sandwich. I spit out the bite I was currently chewing on, everyone else in the restaurant was a little disgusted by my action but I'm sure you can understand. I walked up to the counter holding my sandwich high I asked the kid that made my sandwich to come closer, so he did. Without being quiet I asked him if he could describe what kind of hair was sticking out of my bun. The little bastard thought that it was funny and burst out laughing, he had to retire to the back room. The manager came out and asked if I wanted her to make me a new sandwich. I politely replied "only if you shave" and walked out. I felt ill on the drive home. As we were pulling into the garage I felt a tickle in my throat that caused me to cough. Yep, I had found another one. This made me physically sick. I was so pissed I almost went back, in hindsight I should have. Anyhow that fishburger ain't so bad now is it? __________________________________________________ Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.

-You made me do it... (just a joke ladies) Scientists discovered that almost every woman will, at one time(or more, many more) contain intelligent DNA. Unfortunately 95% of them will... ...spit it out. __________________________________________________ Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.

I've been through a similar experience. I would definately get in touch with her. It always makes you feel good to hear from old friends, and that could be just what she needs at a time like this. __________________________________________________ Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.

Why would you order Fish on your Big Mac?

Here is a bald screaming pussy __________________________________________________ Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.

Thanks.