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Man! That blows! Sorry to hear it. The dz I started at closed after a couple years and I started going to Waller. Loved it. I've made more jumps there than anywhere else. Shot my first team there, as you well know. Every dz I've ever regularly frequented, there was always something or a combination of things which told me, "If this shit keeps up or gets worse, ect., that's the kind of shit that makes people go to other dz's." Never went critical, anywhere I jumped but there were times where I'd tell Virgillio that shit was fucked up. Now, I'm at Spaceland for the most part - basically because there are more opportunities for me to shoot rw, which I enjoy. But, to hear this Birdman prohibition crap, that hits kinda personal - I know you and Jenn dig it and I've been there since before you got your AFF ticket (btw, I'm a level 8 jumpmaster - heheheheh) and I know all the sacrifices you've made, Jenn too, helping the dz out. So, cool - I'll get to see you and your chick more. So, that blows - I really love the party dynamic at Waller. If you haven't already, please rescue all the 4inRelation paraphenalia and the shit in the drawers worth keeping - or, if you need a hand, let me know and I'll help with the evacuation. There's some pics there we gotta save - Xena's note for being tardy, absolutely. All the 4in pics. Also the picture of Mister Taylor, that shot of the pinhead, my thousandth jump 20way (by Jim Slaton). That salt and pepper shaker I ripped off from that bar when we were jumping in Laredo...so much cool shit and the memories tied up in 'em CANNOT be lost. Crap! I hate it when management pulls this kinda shit without thinking things through! Let me know if you need me - seriously! Korshak

I'm looking forwards to August 6th, in the year seventy five thousand, three hundred and nine. Maybe I'll give Jenny a call...

How many weight-lifters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw in the bulb and the other two to give encouragement by saying, "You're looking huge, man - huge!"

A Harvard man is at the urinal zipping up when a Yale man steps in. The Harvard man exits the restroom. Later, the Yale man sees the Harvard man outside and comments, "At Yale, we wash our hands after we urinate." The Harvard man nodded his head and replied, "Yeah? Well at Harvard we don't piss on our hands."

Lemme get this straight - you see someone, a total stranger, wearing a hat in certain circumstances (restaurants & anthem singings" and you will, without introduction, warning, request, or even suggestion, remove that person's hat? While I can apprecaite the emotion that would bring you to perpetrate such behaviour, it doesn't make it right. People are free to wear shit on their heads, wherever and whenever, and there is no law, only custom, which would deny such activity in restaurants and at anthem singings, but there are certainly laws which deny individuals from taking something from someone else without their permission, anywhere and anytime. It comes down to freedom and the rule of law. Every person is the arbiter of what is their own personal freedom and no one has the right to disturb someone else's property over anything less than a violation of law or issues of safety for themselves and/or loved one. Ask them? Sure. Do it for them? Reverance for custom does not afford you the right.

gesundheit

I don't usually wear hats and while I would have no problem taking it off for the anthem, if anyone got into a snit because I chose not to, screw e'm - I'm free to wear or not wear whatever I feel like, whenever I feel like. Flags as an article of clothing I always thought was kinda cheesy but if individuals wanna do it, more power to 'em - it's all about freedom in my opinion. It does strike me as ironic that it seems sometimes the people who would choose to wear a combination of elements representing a flag would get bent out of shape over other people having the freedom to take similar elements and destroy them, to the point of limiting their freedom to do so. Ironic in the sense that in my opinion, wearing flag stuff and destroying flag stuff is, when you get down to it, just posturing. One of the nice things in this country - you're free to posture as you will, as well as laud or condemn it. Some people might not buy into or appreciate this but when it comes to the National Anthem, I do NOT put my hand over my heart - simply because I am free to not do it and besides, I know where my heart is during the anthem. One thing that has always annoyed me was beat up flags on cars, flags at night, flags out in the rain, or just flags displayed wrong. In my opinion, people who feel they wanna display the flag, and nothing wrong with displaying the flag, should take the time to get their shit together and do it right. Anything less just makes me think they're posturing. I've seen giant flags displayed at night, in the rain, and over American car dealerships, among other places, and while I could give the benefit of the doubt that something patriotic was trying to be inferred by the display, it just strikes me as rank posturing, pandering to potential customers. You wanna dispaly a flag - go for it - do it right or not at all.

Ush, of course.

Going backwards from present, freelance gigs not listed 'cause there's a bunch Television production for a Major League Baseball team - Present Television production for the local PBS station. Television production for the local WB station. MCR for a Sports Network. Production manager for the local USA station. Stage manager Theater technician & horse wrangler Microfilm photo-copier Operations manager for a national security monitoring facility. QC for a national media dubbing facility. College: Pizza-slinger Greenhouse manager Flower delivery driver Bartender Short-order cook Darkroom technician High School: Darkroom technician Delivery driver Evening receptionist Pizza-slinger Movie theater usher & cashier Junior High: Paper route Neighborhood lawn-care Elementary: Lemonaid stand Sibling extortion

This should be a short thread.

There's a certain game i like to play called "what's in your mouth". You handcuff the guy to the bed, blindfold him and put various body parts in his mouth, he has to guess what part it is. Heh - and if a guy played this game with you you'd go aout with him again?

I once saw a shirt which said, "Chicks dig jerks - be a jerk."

I don't know enough about the Rods to know about the whole body shot thing but if I gotta do a body shot off the sponsor, that kinda disqualifies LeeMac -Good guy but I don't need to get a number that bad. But then, if you get it done then I got no problem taking the shot off of you - heh, who fixed your zipper, baby? And if you can have two mommies, I want three!

I don't know but I wouldn't be surprised if LeeMac was there and he's one of the Rods - at least he told me he was and I have no reason to doubt him - told me I ought to jump with him some time so I could get my number (I wanna be called Tuco - the "Ugly" charactor played by Eli Wallach in the classic spaghetti western if it isn't already taken, that is, (it's was that or choosing between "Blondie" or "Angel Eyes" and, as you know, I'm not particularly blond and while I have grey eyes, and have a twinkle in 'em, they're not what I would call , specifically "Angelic." Sadly, everytime I run into LeeMac, I've been busy making other jumps. So, bug LeeMac next time you see him and he'll make it happen, I'm sure. BTW - great making jumps with you and the girls, yesterday!

South Africa - "Lekker!"

How 'bout some oral???

From my youth: Good-ohs = Maraschino Cherries Foo-ball = football Borg-borg = Borgward (it's an automobile my parents had) These days: G'wine = going Ai'eet = all right Tar'get (pronounced Tar-jey) = Target Office/Home Despot = Office/Home Depot Burger Tyrant = Burger King Rat In The Box = Jack In The Box Blendies = Wendies Pudd-Fuckers = Fuddruckers Verdammen Noodles = Ramen Noodles S'nausage = sausage Bessa-ball - Baseball Lode-stall = Lockheed Lodestar Eggie-weggs = Eggs

Ray of Light by Madonna - even put it on a few chick-tandem videos. Jagged Little Pill by Alanis Morrisette - a few tracks rock but there's certainly more than its share of really well produced bitching. New Order - basically, as my little brother puts it, "Euro-Fag Disco Music," but it still is some great stuff - I like Joy Division more, btw. Which reminds me, What did the freeflyer say when he came down off of the ecstasy? "Dude, this music sucks!"

There's the morning-wood, right on schedule.

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Thanks for doing the groundwork - I didn't - I followed a few of the internal links but for some reason the stuff they had for sale section wouldn't come up. Hoax or not, I laughed.

Sweet with more than two vowels and a high pitched intonation from the vowels into the final consonant Any curse or swear word modified in its spelling or pronunciation to somehow render it less offensive - like "Freak'n" or "Frick'n." "Herb" (pronounced 'erb) as some sort of reference to cannabis. and maybe "Pod-[anything] The revolution will not be podcast, people.

When I first started reading it - I thought it was a put-on by "The Onion," but I think my favorite science project was the one about the lifeless stuff still lifeless after several weeks. Good laugh.

Harmless fun - thought it was pretty damn funny and figured others might get a kick out of it!