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Check out the 2nd place, middle school winner of the science fair - had me cleaning the monitor! The others are pretty riotous as well! http://objectiveministries.org/creation/sciencefair.html [ Thread will be moved in...three...two... ]

Ya know - you should never eat anything without inspecting it first - just common sense, is all.

I used to lead a quiet life In fact it was a bare existence I passed out on many floors I don't do that any more Hello my friends Is everybody happy? Hey look me over Lend me an ear I'm a conservative I like the small black marks on my hands I'm a conservative I like the crazy girls that I screw Hey I know them all well And when I run out of bread I laugh All the way to the bank Sometimes I pause for a drink Conservatism ain't no easy job I smile in the mornings I live without a care Nothing is denied me And nothing ever hurts I got bored so I'm making my millions When you're conservative you get a better break You're always on the right side When you're conservative You walk with pride Pride is on your side Pride pride pride Is on our side Oh boy Pride is on our side I like my beer I like my bread I love my girl I love my head I'm in the clear man I'm in the dear Because I'm a conservative I'm a conservative I really am Ohyeslam And it would mean so much to me If you would only be like me Yes it could mean so much to me Hey look me over Lend me an ear I'm a conservative -Iggy Pop

The phrase, "That's just wrong!" and the various similar iterrations expressing repugnance. I've basically concluded that saying, "That's just wrong," is wrong.

I fenced competitively (Foil, Saber, Epee) until a couple years after I started skydiving.

I know the difference between a hooker and a slut - a hooker will do it with anyone - a slut will do it with anyone except you.

Hitchhiked once and picked up a hitchhiker once. Hitchhiked with two girls across the pass from Dillon to Vail - having two girls with me made it really easy - though the guy who picked us up was clearly disappointed when I got in with them. Picked up a hitchhiker outside of Taos and on the way to Angelfire he mentioned that there was a P51 Mustang out in the desert up the road we were going which had been left and, sure enough, we passed by a P51, sitting out about a hundred yards from the road, not too far from Angelfire.

A guy is on vacation in Ireland and seeing the sights in Derry. It starts to get late so he begins to make his way back to his hotel and soon it is dark and he is lost. He wanders down a dark street and a lilting voice voice calls out of the darkness, "Halt! Are ye Protestant or are ye Catholic, laddie?" "Shit!" the guy thinks to himself, "Either answer might get me killed! What to a say, what to say?" "Ummm...I'm Jewish!" the frightened tourist calls out. There is silence. Then the voice in the darkness calls back, "Jewish are ye, then? Well, praise be to Allah!"

Talk about bored - I was at Lake Wales once for Collegiates and in the evening, several times, a group of people would stand around, hand in hand and the right hand of the person on the far right would hold one wire of an extension cord which was plugged in. The person on the far left would hold the other half to the cord and the circuit was complete. It was about 10-15 people and they reported they "could feel it." I declined to participate.

It's basically a bloodfest - never seen the film but read the play. Once saw a staged version of "The White Devil," by John Webster - another play from the era and another bloodest - except this one was done up in a late mid 70's, London Punk Rock motif - I enjoyed it - if you saw "Shakespeare in Love, the little kid with the rat who likes the killing and stuff (I saw her bubbies!) - John Webster. McKellan's Richard III starts off with a tank crashing thorugh a wall into the King's study, McKellan climbs out and plugs the King - and this was done up in sort of a pseudo, fascist 1930's England. As for Titus, best thing to do is ignore the trappings if they're too bizarre and take in the words - the guy could write.

15 minutes late and a fork in the face - I'm dumping that violent bitch.

Hey - is that bug in your mouth?

Felt that way after I saw Top Gun.

Yep, can't show feelings, care only about sex and sports, never do the housework, just lay around the house or spend too much time at work, obsessed by toys, and basically left on our own, we'd be little more than bears with furniture. But, goddamnit - we can hold our bladders for fucking ever!

Longest I've done is a 6 weeker, followed by a 4 weeker. Plus several others ranging from a few days to about 2 1/2 weeks. Seen a lot of very stunning cathedrals, cool castles, amazing museums, nice countrysides, good bars, ect. Do what you wanna do. Holidays are fun - Xmas and New Years particularly. Best for me is probably a toss up between Berlin, had a great time, and maybe just driving, balls to the wall, from Munich up to Hamburg. Worst was once getting shaken down for Westmarks by an East German pig (back when there was an East Germany), because I was speeding (I wasn't) while driving from Hamburg to Berlin. I've always had a car there, never done the rail-pass thing but I've heard people say it's a good option. Gas is expensive. There's Youth Hostels, Gasthouses, and hotels - I've been lucky and have been able to split around half of my lodging with friends and/or family. For what it's worth, I spent a little over a month with a girlfriend in South Africa a few years back and it rocked. Do the "Garden-Route" from Capetown, on up to Durban. Highly recommended. Good roads, good food, good people - and the dollar is really muscular in SA. I only got to jump at Citrusdal and it was a great time. I recommend Windhoek (Namibian) beer over Castle, which isn't bad - just like the Windhoek more.

Mating call of a blonde, "I am soooooo drunk!" Mating call if a brunette, "Has that blonde bitch left yet?" and the classic I got from Luminous, A baby seal walks into club...

If you take your eyes off her for a moment, I'm the one in the chair.

Lofty Goals The Loft World Loft of Luck Loft-Wing Rigging

I liked Julie Andrews' in S.O.B.

Cool! Now put your hand in it and make farty noises.

I saw that movie and missed said boobie action. Need to rent it again. That wasn't Susan Sarandon. That was Renee Russo. Susan Sarandon can keep her boobies to herself. She gave them to Catherine Denuve in "The Hunger." Worth a look.

None of the boobies referred to below actually include visable, bare nippledge but they are all very resplendant, none the less. Raquel Welch - "Fathom" At the beginng of the movie she is packing a Sparrow (guessing) in a bikini! She (actually the stunt-double) makes a couple jumps later on in the movie. Jennifer Connelly - "The Rocketeer" Breathtaking. Uma Thurman - "The Adventure of Baron Munchausen" (Uma as "Queen Venus," and on the half-shell, no less)

No, no! That's the big Eunich. The teases for the coming show would still be amusing - "Tonight - The Big Eunuch on The Unit!"

I normally get up between 8 & 10 unless I have to be at work earlier. I usually give myself a half hour to get to work (it's usually within about 15 minutes from my house.) If I have to actually get up, shower, coffee, little breakfast, ect - normally about two hours before I need to be at work.