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  1. Nutz

    USPA 420

    Did you see that guy on "Price Is Right" a few weeks ago? When it came his turn to bid he said,"I've been waiting my whole life for this Bob. $420." And every bid after that was - $420. He never got on stage, what a dork. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  2. Aren't there a couple of movies about this? In one of them the skydivers were smuggling drugs and in another one they were robbing banks. Not much help I know, get used to being broke.
  3. I just meant that you should ask him which one of those drop zones you should go to because obviously I am biased. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  4. If your profile is correct then you should talk to Buddy Blue in Opelika. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  5. Nutz

    I Got Banned

    I don't think I was banned. Just some yahoo's having fun. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  6. Mike now claims that someone has hacked into their website. How convenient. This is not the first time someone has hacked into their website. Once again, how convenient.
  7. Nutz

    I Got Banned

    From ASC's website. Woohoo!!! This is some funny stuff. Someone started sending me harrassing e-mails after lunch today. I complained to Mike and now I can't get on their website. That is funny, they harrass me and when I complain their reaction is to ban me. Geez.
  8. I, like Ckuck, was born in the former Lee county hospital, grew up outside Opelika, just about everyone in my family graduated from Auburn. Now I live in Huntsville. I love it here. I am proud of growing up in rural Alabama, I am a redneck. Oh yeah, whats wrong with having a bunch of broken down cars in the yard?? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  9. I am in shock. First Steve finds a woman who will actually sleep with him and buys him things - now he wants to get rid of her?!! I say, consider yourself lucky and go ahead and marry the, uh, little woman. (She was kinda nutz - and not in a good way. ) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  10. Hey I was like 238 at the wind tunnel last week. (I couldn't get off the floor.) I may have lost some this week, haven't checked but I have been off my feed a little. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  11. What I like to do is pour a little LN2 in the bottle, quickly put the cap back on and get away from it. In a few moments the nitrogen will expand enough to force its way out of the bottle in a most violent manner. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  12. Don't forget the cost of living in DC. I don't know why anyone would want to live or work anywhere near there. (And I work for the gov't.) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  13. Billy wishes he could see that - ever. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  14. "Its hard to kiss the lips at night that chewed your ass off all day long!" Thats not it - I just like that song. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  15. Nutz

    survivor

    Alright now, I saw something different, it looked to me like he stuffed the voting jar? in the reserve tray. I mean if fear is not a factor for him, why would he need a reserve? (Sorry - I couldn't resist. ) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  16. Umm..... Alcahol was involed?
  17. Man! I thought this thread was about me. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  18. Why is it when there is a great looking guy picture, other guys say that the guy in the picture is gay? How would you know these hotties are gay? Does that mean all hotties are gay and the straight ones are dogs? Cora, thanks for a nice post
  19. The bad thing about it - those guys are all gay. Of course that means more women for me. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  20. Nutz

    Bugger.

    http://www.cobal.hu/kepsor/kepsor001.htm Clicky
  21. We have gift certificates at our dz, they are nice, suitable for giving. (go figure) Call the dz in question and ask. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  22. I believe they have put in another traffic light since you got these directions. Instead of the "next traffic light" , you should probably just go to Hwy 31 and take a left. (And I don't mean to be anal.) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  23. Nutz

    S.T.I.T.

    Hey, did you know that that soft spot on her head works just like a snooze button on an alarm clock? Just give it a push and voila - 10 minutes of peace. This is a joke - please do not try this.