Twoply
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The prostitute could end up being a convincing shemale.
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If you could steal $8000 without anyone knowing would you?
Twoply replied to CSpenceFLY's topic in The Bonfire
Not to sound pessimistic, but anymore I would. After seeing all the owners' kids coming into the company with newly formed positions handed to them with starting salaries that I could never attain, and all the vandalism that happens, yes I'd take it. I'm still an honest guy, but nobody's paying me to be one. -
I used to have the large stacks of clothes on the dresser and the couch. I gave up the fight, threw out the dresser, and installed wire shelving all along my one wall in my bedroom. I now dont mind folding the clothes because they aren't forced into a dresser drawer thats already full. They go right on a shelf that lets me see what I have without having to dig anything out. I surrender an amount of "style" and went for function. Best move I ever did in the bedroom. That includes the Cincinatti mudslide.
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Dusting. Hands down. I hate it. I cant even see what the hell I'm supposed to be doing when I'm dusting half the time. Seems like a waste of time.
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I walked in on her doing one of her yoga tapes. She's a beast. Ever see a tipped over hippo, with it's stupid little legs kicking and looking for the ground?
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Talk about efficiency! I'm a genius!
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Are there ways to attain one of these degrees without having to take all the unrelated classes like literature and ukrainian history? Pm's if you like. THanks
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This conversation hasnt gone in the direction I had hoped.
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I turn on my radio and I hear commercials every other song. WTF?!? It clearly says no commercials! WTF!?
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TGIF Potato skin chips- possibly the best snack ever?
Twoply replied to Twoply's topic in The Bonfire
The Cheddar and bacon ones are better than a handful of a stripper's boobs! -
Anyone know a good link to the recommended progression to being able to fly one? I'm not talking the trikes, but the fan on your back thingy. A good link would be good too.
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Why does this work so well? My wife finally started to utilize this trick and I've decided to postpone our separation. it was revolting.
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What a great concept. Lets give projects to companies who are owned by minorities soley for that purpose. It doesnt matter that the one man show owner/ carpenter knows nothing about steel stud work and doesnt even have the physical ability or willful desire to do the work. He just stands there hour after hour staring out at the horizon as I run the whole job. What a way to go. People giving work to you just because your from Chilie, and it makes the city's books look good. Why do I get annoyed? He doesnt even care about the project. The city already has another one lined up for him. He must be thinking "What a great country. I stand here for hours and get to bill myself out for $110.00 an hour."
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I'm currently a carpenter but I want a job with a little more prestige and respect so I can feel like I've done something with my building talent. Is it egotistical to want something like this?
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I have one and it hurts. Any solutions? Hot water to pop it or what? This really hurts!
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Take a weight used for balancing tires and install it on one of the rear tires of their vehicle. It makes the car shake terribly as long as you dont use more than a half ounce. Or just poke them in the eye.
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I have a few questions about the job itself. THanks Mike
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Does anyone else have the same problem? I carry a laundry basket of clothes in the house and my fucking knuckles scrape get raked while trying to squeeze through the doorway. Seems like a joke to make the baskets the exact size of any doorway anywhere.
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A friend called me to pick him up after being charged with DUI. He hurried through a yellow and got caught. He was still in his pajama bottoms and slippers while just running up to Taco bell. He blew a .10 and he's no lightweight drinker. Careful out there.
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That part in "Sex with pizza" where it prints accross the screen something like "I'll never get a girlfriend again" is classic!
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Is it gone?? I get nothing
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I need to find the link to that video someone posted in a thread about videos nobody should ever see. There was another one about "Kill White" or something. I want to forward it to my brother. We are having a competition about who found the most fucked up video ont the net. Thanks
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I figure I'd say it first since none of you jerks did. You jumpers are so self centered.
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You damn right on your's sister! Now go scratch his belly for me