Twoply
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Maybe it's just really long armpit hair. Ask her to comb it.
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I just saw that movie yesterday while I was applying a honey rub to a ham to be glazed for my mom. She just had her hip replaced bless her heart and she's a trooper I tell you. You've never seen a 63 year old woman throw a matress in a dumpster like mom does.
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You get this lovely portrait of me in wearing only a loin cloth and what god gave me. Heaving, bulging parts....a sheen of wetness over my entire person
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I always offer lewd pencil renderings of me in a bathtub. I attached one to your PM
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Anyone know?
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A lot of people are requesting to be my friend on myspace
Twoply replied to Twoply's topic in The Bonfire
I must be really popular. -
ASL - "me go skydive today" That was proper grammer in my house when growing up. There was also no talking while eating and no eye contact with dad. He saw it as a sign of aggression.
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If I push really hard when I pee, I can make it come out in a spiral. Carry on.
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Does sign language cross language ie: signing "I'm going jumping tonight." Do you use the same gestures to a spanish speaker?
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Jesus Built My Hotrod lyrics soon I discovered that this rock thing was true jerry lee lewis was the devil jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet all of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world so there was only one thing that I could do was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
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Does it have the lyrics "Jesus was a carpenter before his career as a prophet...?" It's a song by Ministry.
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Why did you capitalize signers? Is that proper?
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When people are signing to one another, do the include words such as "the, a, over, of, this..." I speak german and used to speak spanish often so I understand there may not be a literal translation. Does one sign the main words of conversation or is it like a complete sentence?
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I work downtown a lot and always end up on the roof by some strange magnetic attraction. Believe me when I say there are not many more fun things to do than burn through a few hundred pieces of paper making paper airplanes. This one hovers and looks hypnotic when flying. I need some other ones to try out.
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If you're a standard comedian, is it any indicaction of intelligence? I've met several comedians and they all seem very intelligent if not just very perceptive of the world around them. Comments?
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New 9 way base for the CRW world record 100 way!
Twoply replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
Theres no way I'd pull their hair during sex. -
WHy did I hate it so much when Mom brougyht home clothes for me to try on? The thing is, my wife brought home a shirt for me to wear for our family pictures and I hate it still. Now we're all dressed up and waiting to leave the house to get our pictures and now my wife turned into "Dont touch anything and dont play with the dog Nazi" Jeez, women turn evil before a family picture. We were just playing in the flower bed dirt for a minute and she got all mad at us.
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Good for me! Anyone want to buy my idea? I need the money!
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Shreck, Fiona, the dragon and an out of place tinkerbell. I really do have a pillow under my costume. Really!
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What is your favorite actor's role as the devil in what movie? I dont know his name, but I loved him in "Constantine"
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Maybe its the elevated testosterone levels from the alchohol the night before? Does this happen to anyone else?
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No and I'm not sure if its an email someone sent me. I went right to sbc global and there wanst anything large waiting for me. I just started to try to get outlook express going again but its taking forever again. What else could be the problem?
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I use microsoft outlook express and someone emailed me a whopper of a file that is taking way too long to download. Can I somehow delete it or bounce it away? Its been a few hours and I've got a good connection.
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My buddy just got hit with this. Some older lady right on the sidewalk asked if she could use his cell phone. She made sure he had freen evenings so as to "not use his minutes." He says yes and she calls her "friend" and talks to her for a good while. He gets his bill the next month and theres an extra $280 on it. It's a charge for calling this phone number that charges $25 or so a munite. He traces back through his memory and it was the older lady. The phone joint says its been happening all over and its a pretty slick scam. He's stuck with the bill and he's sick about it. If these slimey people would really put their creativity into honest work, they'd be rich.
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Do turkeys lay eggs in captivity and then the farmer take them to use in an omelette? Are they not popular? Or is it just better to let a turkey grow and eat it then?