Twoply
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Do people really have to do this?? It came up while getting dressed after a bachelorette party, and we ended up disagreeing about it. I had a girlfriend of about 3 years that one day told me she had to read while deficating and I broke up with her on the spot and never spoke to her again. I got my deposit back from the drive-in's owners for the wedding reception thank god. The 3 kegs of Genesee "disappeared" somehow. Girls don't poop.
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A friend of mine staples his finger right to a some gutter board. A good 2 inch 7/16 crown staple too. We cut a chunk of the 2x6 off and he went to the hospital. Had to be really interesting pulling a ring shank out of meat. Did you use linesmen pliers or just man up and use your fingers?
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I'll start a nice healthy flow, and then see that my stream is actually shooting out into two separate streams at about 10 and 2 o'clock. It only lasts for a second or two and whatever it was that was doing that is defeated. It only happens once or twice a year and it always makes me giggle.
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Now that's an answer! Thanks
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You seem to be quite confident in your answer. How did you come to this conclusion?
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If I have perfect vision and I look through someone's glasses, will my blurred vision with the glasses on be what the the other guy's normal vision is?
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When out of shape people like me run, I get a cramp in the side of my abdomen. Question is, what is it that hurts when I get a cramp?
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I've never been to a showing live but I've always wanted to. Last year I went to buy tickets and I almost fell over from the price. It's amazing I'm sure but I couldn't justify it on our budget then.
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I hear you
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When going to court, always remember to check your briefcase
Twoply replied to lawrocket's topic in The Bonfire
I'm a carpenter and started teacihng myself more about locksmithing. I rekey, replace and install all kinds of locks. Mostly for fun, I practice picking padlocks and such while driving. I drove my wife to the airport and was able to walk her to the gate because of our new baby. I emptied my pockets and realized I ahd some picks with me. The whole security area was buzzing over it. The pulled me aside and asked what business I had with them. I told them I was a carpenter, they said "Oh, ok here you go," and let me walk right up to the gate with my wife. Man they belive anything! -
Whenever I'm in freefall, life is great. But the moment after I pitch, the fucking harness loosens up and goes all slack. I know why and all but it still freaks me out every time because it tricks my mind into believing I'm not wearing a rig. Stupid brain. Just go think about something else while I do this.
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Me and my lady usually have a great couple of weeks then not much for a while. Then it starts all over again. Then she got pregnant. Man I miss those times. I know she'll bounce back but waiting is tough. At least I dont have to pee every 3 minutes. Sound off like you got a pair!
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What part of the country? A lot of sun, wind or rain? A 25 year shingle runs about $40 a square around my parts. Metal roofing, you can pay as much as you want and it's really loud to sit under. It looks like a nice relaxed country area though. I'd go with the asphalt to blend in maybe.
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Does anybody else remember this? I was at work and only a very few ever even heard of it. Chuck Barris I think was the host, Jamie Farr and of course GG the dancing machine! I wonder if it's out on video anywhere?
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TWO!
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What? Me in the shower? I'd sign a waiver...
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I'm putting some music together to play at my grandmom's wedding. Anyone have this song or cd to email me? The whole album would be great but that song in particular would be great! I'll trade for some really good shots of me in the shower! Thanks Mike
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Anyone have it that can email it? Pm for Addy if you can! Thanks Mike
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A friend of mine shared some barbecue pulled pork with us this weekend made with Montgomery Inn sauce. Fantastic for a kinda sweeter sauce. What are some of your favorites?
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That's facinating to me. I've taken out books recently about curing meats. My grandfather got me interested in it when he told me about sugar curing. It was common when he was a kid. Sometimes one would even have to scrape some mold off the meat that was hanging in the basement before taking it upstairs. And to think I get annoyed when our tupperware is not organized logically! Have you explored the sugar curing route?
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Can someone email it to me? I'd like to include it into my holiday music. Pm me for address please Thanks Mike!
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And a big 70's moustache that always look wet.
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Would you agree to be given this power but in trade were forced to wear tight polyester bell bottoms and long sleeve silk shirts in floral patterns, colors from the 70's and to wear the front unbuttoned down to the lower chest?
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I'd just like something simple like the ability to make everyone who's in front of me in line for food to know exactly what they want and already have their money out and ready. I'd turn down an ability to make trees grow 3% faster than they acually do.
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