Twoply
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YOUR Ideas That Someone Else is Cashing in On:
Twoply replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
When you run your dryer, all that heat is wasted when piped outside. I came up with a simple vavle system that would deflect the air inside to help heat/ humidify my house in the winter. I went to Home depot last year and right on the fucking shelf was my idea already patented and being sold as a new item. yes I bought one. -
Ok so she's all dialating and feeling like it's going to happen very very soon now. Dotctor says it could happen anytime at all. Thing is, she's going to bed. I wonder what the percentages are of when a new mommy's contractions start while she's sleeping as opposed to engaging in activity. Last time, her water broke when we were checking out prices of shotguns in the Walmart. I was getting the feel of a new Mossberg when she let loose with a "Hey ya'll, come see this here" as she was carrying an oversized sack of ruffles sour cream and cheddars and two potted plants. I filled out the backround check real quick and then we went for the hospital. The store manager let us have the towel someone gave us to accomodate momma.
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My wife just got back from the doctor and she's dialated 3 centimeters now. This baby can start coming out any time at all. I wonder if it's it's ok that I talk about her cervix so publicaly? I told her I was going to the bar with the guys cause it's tequila night at Hooters, and she got all mad and doesn't want me to go. These hormone swings of her's are hard to take.
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Alex was described by a "thicker" woman who had slept with him as being consistantly distance and would fall asleep while fucking.
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I was reading recently that stretching before a workout is actually counter productive. It mentioned that it fatigues muscles sooner or something like that. I've always been into stretching, even without the workout. (yoga) But I wonder if anyone else has heard about this rumor?
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Not if it will be exposed to cold again obviously. Keep heating it to thaw the blockage but I wonder if a hair dryer is the best way. A heating pad or some other contact heat source would work more efficiently if it's accessible. Almost any hardware store has heat trace line which is fancy lingo for wirelike tape that wraps around your pipes and then plugs into a socket or wires right into a thermostat. It keeps the wrapped pipe above freezing temperatures to prevent a break.
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What would you tell them to do with what you know now? I'd tell him to join some military branch to try for helicopter hours, or at least to benifit from the discount former military get for the private training. And to enjoy your full thick head of hair cause it's going to fall out in 3 years.
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I've wondered this for a while. Does it release some kind of enzyme to break the bond between your skin and the dirt? What about car wash?
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Horseshoe??!!?? Share please
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I can't believe this thread went on to two pages.
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No, no bear baby yet. It's bedrest for her until it gets here. Shouldn't be more than a week of so we think Posts like these are the things you do when you're married with one kid, one on the way, doing your best to keep sober in case she does start leaking a kid. Jumping has ceased as of past Friday for a few months until we find some groove that allows me to ditch my family and get to some irresponsible aerials. Remember posts like this right before climax with a female. You too could end up wondering how dryer sheets work.
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Our's broke off our faucet yesterday. Without it on, we had double the water pressure and volume. I know we have around the standard 40 psi coming out of our fixtures and I put a new one on today and it now is back to it's old tinkling flow.
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Any know why? It's not something that keeps me up at night but it is worth asking.
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The great chefs of the UK...now there's a thick book... LOL! My brit aunt cooked the worst meals I've ever eaten in my life!
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What's the rule as to ships floating? It's something like a ship only displaces the volume of water that is equal to the ship's weight above water level or something like that? Who knows what the right answer is?
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I agree with hating the ultra low flow/ misting shower heads. I'm all about not wasting water but I'm also not in there for more than 3 or 4 minutes. I almost always unscrew the whole head right off to get a realistic flow. The small perks to having enormous forearms.
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Theres a guy that calls himself safety nate. He went in with a pullup cord tied around his lines as a packing aid. He lived but I never met him before the accident so maybe he was different. One of his hands has six fingers. His brother is homosexual and jumps every BD. Made a video of base jumps and never paid me for my .37 seconds I was on it.
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Ok people, lets get back on track here..... I can't get all boozed up for an unspecific time frame?!? That's just too much! Actually it sucks really only because I cant go jumping for a while. It's too far away to make it back here in time if it starts going down. I keep telling her that sex would help me a lot but she won't hear of it. Walking all waddley like a penguin and always tired is how I like my women!
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Thats what the doctor told my wife at her appointment today. Now she's all "No going out to the bar and getting drunk and falling asleep in the neighbor's lawn." Geez, the baby isn't even due until the 29th of December. Picky picky.
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I was 22, in a tavern, on a Thursday night, in that city when a lascivious female asked me to dance. I, of course, said yes. We danced a few up beat moves then went back to her apartment to have her cook me a frozen pizza and perform oral sex on me. After that night, we kept in touch and she would come to my home town every 2 months or so to share a hotel room with me for long weekends. We would spend time watching equestrian short films and read erotic poetry while dining on properly prepared crustaceans. I lost touch with her a year or two when she told me that she had found someone else, more suitable to her needs I suppose. Her name was Terry and I think about her often as I look at look at my enormously pregnant wife. I've learned that sweet sweet booty calls are fleeting and they must be cherished at every given moment. Good city.
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Has anyone here gone through the process of taking an invention from your head to making you money? I think I've come up with a few ideas and am right at the beginning of this. One should be able to sell an idea off to a manufacturer I would think. Any help is welcome. Thanks Mike
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!! You have my undivided attention!!!
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Life abroad - who's done it and how did you get sponsored?
Twoply replied to megan1272's topic in The Bonfire
I won a scholarship to study for a year as a carpenter in Germany. Fully paid for as an exchange thing. Try signing up at an adult vocational school for anything that's interesting. They give out shit all the time and not that many people take advantage of it because it goes outside the US. A former gf of mine was a dental hygenist at a temp location. She kept pressuring them to find her a more interesting job. They located her a job working in an office in Switzerland. She stayed there for 4 years and just came back recently. The relocation was free and she loved the change of scenery. I still think about the sex though. Atheletic -
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