Twoply
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Whew thats not a bad avatar either!
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Not to go so far as to good shaggin but that Swediscelt and Ladyskydiver have some damn fine avatars!
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Careful on this one people. These guys lure you in by acting fun and friendly but then later in the evening, when you're comfortable with them, they hold you down and deflower you, on video. It's vile. At least the Indianapolis crew lets you keep the video.
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I was alone with our son and he was running a 104.7 fever so I called a nurse friend of ours. She very calmly said "Yeah go ahead and run a cool bath right now and put him in it. Stop talking to me and go now." She said when it gets to 105 the brain cells start cooking. He hated it but it brought his temp down to 103-102. Very effective little offer of advice to any parent. Broke my heart to see him shivering so much. This parenting thing is as spooky as any jump I've been on.
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I got another scare of a lifetime. I was playing with my 2year old son out in the driveway this afternoon and happen to get to looking at the driver's side door of my truck in the driveway. He was playing on this tricycle and just goofing around when I heard the sounds of the wheels rolling faster than he could possibly be peddling. At the same time that I snap up to see where he's going, my wife screams out his name because he's now rolling down the hill that's our little driveway towards the street. I stop him shy of the street but not before my neighbor, who's same age child we watch sometimes, slows down to see the whole thing. Everybody's ok but I really don't feel like the portrait of good fathering. I thought I was going to get sick for about an hour as my boy just carried on playing. I've had some pretty close calls in life but that one takes it this month. I stil lfeel like barfing.
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Is it wrong to give forgiveness to those who kill your children?
Twoply replied to BlindBrick's topic in The Bonfire
I cannot begin to imagine your pain. My son is two and a half you've made me really rethink some things. My sister died of a brain tumor when were very young. My father states to this day that it was his fault because he couldn't afford better medical care. I beleive that he has never been at fault and that he has never forgiven himself or allowed himself to be realeased from his pain. He is a very unhappy and pessamistic person who looks at the world through very negative eyes even after 30 years. He has poisoned the world around him with it. I think the most honorable and positive thing you can do for your son's memory is to forgive if it's what you feel is right. -
Bump to add link http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5395083952125133994
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I ended up porking/ getting porked by 3 of our secretaries when our company was smaller. My boss actually said "You have to stop having sex with our secretaries." Good times good times.
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Good on you girl!! I'll ask at the risk of sounding silly, is hang gliding a sport that you should get formally educated in or is it a mentoring kinda thing? Seems to me to be pretty technical that it merits some schooling and not just a 12 pack on a hill and a teacher. I'd like to think I know a good deal about winds and their actions with one another, but talking with a knowledgable paraglider, he stated that there is far more to reading the winds than I had previously thought. We never got into it more than that because I fell off the roof and landed on my back on top of a fire hydrant.
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Anyone else catch that show ever? It's god damn funny! They use action figures to act out scenes and scenarios from movies and TV. Alot of them are really short skits and some more elaborate. I think it play s on Adult Swim on one of the cable channels late at night. "What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?!" http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5395083952125133994
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Christ, I hear you! I've dozed off climbing a local A more than once. Hope the jump helped you get through the week if you got it off. Things will get better.
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"The colour of the getaway car is to bright" "What's really wrong with the picture is the jumper isn't centered in the frame. " Comments like these are what keep me coming back to this place. Now that's fucking funny!
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So I'm in the kitchen and my boy's playing with some lego moto cross guys. I look over and first thing I think is sheer wall, no winds, good landing area, with a running exit I'd take about a two... The close up shot is from the toy helicopter that was catching the action.
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If you miss a call on your cell phone do you call it back and ask who it is? Some of my friends absolutely have to call back every time they miss a call to find out who it was. It's one thing if a missed call could mean some kind of business, that I could understand. But my personal phone, I couldn't care less. So what do you do?
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Yes maam! It was driving through the desert and we were both a bit hot. I do not think that I smell fine at 121 degrees. She agreed after a while and when she went to sit up, her head move the steering wheel and shot me over the left birm and into the dirt inbetween the sides of the high way. We the center hit going about 75-80 mph and skidded out sideways my pants down to my ankles. All I could do was concentrate on remaining conscience to pull up my pants, and thinking about how it's not worth getting oral sex from a fat woman.
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Due to a similar porking frenzy, she's 6 months along on a little one. Maybe splinter off a day here soon to come down there. Whale sex sucks but it's doable.
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My woman and I had sex there for the first time. Great city. We don't remember anything outside the hotel room though HAHAHA!!!!! Christ I'm funny!
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This whole thread is disgusting and low class. I'm logging out to put on my woman's thigh highs and lipstick.
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Post your favorite waste of time game. Be it a repost of the parachutist getting launched or that one with the Abominable Snowman hitting penguins. Winners get a copy of my wife's panties! Good for certain fantasies but best for sling shotting water balloons at your neighbor punk kids across the street.
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I'll throw them back into the mix and pass them on to the next winner! This time the theme is................Tracking Dives!
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I picked up my wife from a dance bar where she was doing her fairwell dance. She was getting too big to be up there anymore but, bless her heart, she still moves pretty good. Not sure if this helps much but there you go.
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Small guy in a little helmet... Not really cool but makes me and momma laugh.
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"Picture" by filter.
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Female singers with the serious tone in their voice makes me very hot. Especially if I have a big mirror. Regardless what she's singing about. That's nothing that everyone at the dz doesn't already know. What is that song about anyway? It's confusing.
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Anybody have this song to email me? Another one I'd like to have playing while I'm stripping for the wife and her sister. Thanks! Mike