Twoply
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My company has handed out a warning to all of us who drive company vehicles communicating a warning for non company use of our vehicles. It basically said to "Use due descretion on using your truck to do side work." My vehicle is a service truck and grants excellent cover to certain access points to jumps sites. I'd love to keep using it but I don't know what the procedure is for the authorities when you're busted. Will they contact my office or is that out of their duties? I'm tallking about an A out in a rural part of town and not a building smack in the middle of downtown. And no, it's not worth my job not to find a better access point or use another vehicle. If I knew I'd be fired, I wouldn't use it. I know that it depends on the cops and every situation is different, but has anyone some experience with this one? Thanks Mike
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Showing my lack of knowledge here, but What is google earth?
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Doing some research about these 2 states and found something. Locals shoot me an email or PM. Lowleaper at yahoo.com Thanks! Mike!
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Looking to party out your way and I have a few questions. Please shoot me an email or PM when you can! Mike Lowleaper at yahoo.com
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Some of the most proud moments of my jumping has been when I climbed down. I've never regretted backing off, but I have looked back and been aware that I was lucky on that jump. Someone wrote something like "You have to listen to that little voice inside and determine if it's the fear talking or intuition." If I get really scared I just act like I'm trying to get some video of exits and watch my partner go first. He falls for it every time!
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Hope y'all are having a good time. I'm gonna try to hit the wife now. Greer
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Hey all, last night while watching the FSU football game at a bar, my wife made a good comparison. Apparently there is a major rivalry between FSU and Florida. Last night after about her 3rd beer, I started talking some shit about her team and she said "Oh honey, losing to Florida is like line twists." I immediately took her home and had sex with her.
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Keep you hands warm however you have to. Having to take two tries at getting your stowed pc out can make you need new undershorts. Be a good host to visitors. Even if they are from Indiana.
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Some creepy guys in southern Ohio named one "Glory Hole." Mosquito tower because after leaving there, you look like the elephant man with all the bites.
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I'm primarily a carpenter/ supervisor for a large demolition/ construction company. I also sell lewd photos of myself engaging in interpretive dance complete with full eye contact. Oh, and I have a vending route.
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Does anybody have that tune to email to me? I'd much appreciate it. Mike!
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I have a live-in packer. His name is Ricky, and he's a teenage Orangutan. Kind of tempermental sometimes, but I chalk that up to his age. He sweats a lot and that was a surprise to me when he drove here. Who knew Orangutans sweat under that thin fur. Hope this helps Mike (usually you don't have to capitalize Orangutans but he's reading this over my shoulder)
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Well done young man! Just be careful with that crew. I've had things "done" to me by them that made my soul darker than any night sky. Not that I wasn't curious, but I do remember saying no.
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Man, that is spooky looking. I don't know if I could do that. I'd have to carry an extra loincloth, just in case. Not wearing a rig and jumping's gotta be a bit uncomfortable at first. Kinda like catching Dad wearing mom's clothes the first time.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alchohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months warm, happy, and floating…you finish off as an orgasm.
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I'm off work for a week and am going to visit my brother in Kingsport Tennesee on the 21st. Looking for locals to hook up with between bridge day and the 21st. Lowleaper@yahoo.com Thanks Mike
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I can chip in. Mike
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I take it that Bk and Flippy have shared my story of overindulgence. Flippy flabber or whatever his name is. I challenge anyone to eat 2 large Papa John pizzas and a half gallon of milk and not feel a little uncomfortable. Now back to the logos please. Also, write Base logo in the subject line of your e mail to separate your's from my porn.
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I'm looking for a good photo that I'll have permission to use on a business card. I'm envisioning something like someone in a good body position right after exiting a cliff edge. The jumper should be towards the top of the photo and the edge of the object towards the lower half. I'm thinking the jumper's arms and legs should be well defined so's to know what you're looking at. I'm planning on making the jumper and the earth behind it into a sillouette so identities won't be an issue. A photo that is wider than taller is obviously better. I'm combing through googled photos but if you've got one you'd be willing to let me use, I'd appreciate it! Thanks Mike michaelagreer@sbcglobal.net Edit to add: I've gotten a few pretty good examples, but more submissions are welcome. These are what I'm looking for, sky in the backround, clear jumper body definition... Thanks!
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Anyone have their music that I can sample? Thanks Mike!
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I know a guy that took a good 2.5 sec off of 670 feet of tower. That's gotta be up there. He thought it was more like 4 but it wasn't. He provided regurgitated dinner for windrift and kicked his legs all the way till linestrech. T'was a sight BK. Homer!
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Have you ever found yourself in a jumping-holding pattern? Also known as a period of time in which you didn't go jumping for no specific reason? Winds, objects and company was all good yet you just didn't feel the pull? My gear was getting serviced for the last month and I now realize that it's been a looong time since my last jump. I'm starting my own business and wonder if maybe my mind's too busy on that. Happened to you? Mike
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Ugh, black socks with a black shirt?? Whatever!