Twoply
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Well done! I've been in for 15 years now and never had a single day off. My dad didnt get me in nor do I have friends pulling strings for me. I just work hard and earn my pay. IBEW has a great book. And the side work alone can pay for a car.
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Ok, fixed it. When it comes to sex and me, I like no confusion. Like that time I thought it was Kerri, and then I felt a mustache.
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I need help finding a decent porn that I could spring on the wife. It's going to be a roll of the dice if she's going to like it or not and I might have only one chance at this. If it doesnt work, it might be another 10 years before she'll even consider it. I'm not a big porn watcher now, jsut throwing a little spice in the works and keeping her on her toes. Or her back. That was in poor taste, I know.
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If you're on Facebook, don't forget to grab your name!
Twoply replied to ntrprnr's topic in The Bonfire
Rocking the "Base887" Being buzzed is so much better than being at work. -
My woman and I were walking back to our car from the beach, about ready to cross the quiet street. A Jeep wrangler drove by and 3 younger guys were in there all with no shirts on. The one sitting up high in the back pointed at her and said "You're hot," and continued by. She tried to blow it off, but I could tell she liked it. I was pretty sure they were gay and referring to me, but I let here have that one.
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Wow! I love it!! It was shoulder length long before, and she was really nervous coming home hoping I'd like it. Why do girls worry so much? She's gorgeous anyway she wears her hair.
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I never make it to the end.
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You should put a thick ice cube on the back of your neck, then sloooooowly slide it down to the side of your neck, then even more slowly, bring it around to the front of your chest... Woah, I need one myself. I'm an easy turn-on I guess
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Who knows which pellet guns are the best? Just for shooting cans in the back yard and the occasional bass thumping car. Crossman? I dont want to end up with a pos that only shoots 30 yards. Something that will really go a good distance and under $100. THanks
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I can't sometimes. Then I look in the mirror, and see how hot I am too.
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Theres nothing better I like than a hot slice of Copeland with a side of Nesbitt. Even if it's just in a post.
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Where do their bodies end and tails start? Snakes just look like one long tail with eyeballs.
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My thighs are as tight and smooth as skinned chicken breasts
Twoply replied to Twoply's topic in The Bonfire
I'd like to see how many ladies check this post out just because they're horny. -
She was doing the dishes, and I was watching the kids in the backyard. I came in to get a beer and slid up behind her, The best .75 minutes in the last week for me!
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The worst part of getting a colonoscopy on Monday...
Twoply replied to ntrprnr's topic in The Bonfire
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So my boy loves Star wars. This is the perfect opportunity for me to buy all those toys I miss from my childhood. We've got 5 lightsabers, about 20 action figures, the comforter set and the real Millenium Falcon. I'm on a mission to find an At At walker... If anyone knows a hookup besides ebay, let me know! My wife sees right through all this and knows they are for me as much for him.
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Anything Aneros
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Some humans have blue, green or brown eyes. What other animals have various colors?
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If you're reading this, you're required to come help me move. I'm using a sophisticated tracking system so dont make this difficult. April 10th I'll have the box truck ready and loaded to leave here at 10 am. Please bring your own lunch/ coffee and leave the attitudes at home. I'll be passing out my lewd pencil renderings of me in the shower again to show my gratitude. Thanks
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I just caught my post count by accident and this makes a nice 887th post. Base 887 looks cool too. Thanks to Safetynate and Smiley for not just pushing me off for waiting so long. Go jump off something!!
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I wasn't going to last very much longer and she knew it somehow. She started to scream out things like "Think about baseball, mowing the yard, big hairy men!!!" That made us laugh so hard we both finished immediately. I'm pretty stellar in bed people.
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My grandmother used to say "Fuck around, Fuck around, someone's getting hurt!" She was an old bitter woman and we never understood her.
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A friend of mine pooped in a large salad bowl and left it on a coffee table in a room where a dozen or so bachelor party pass outs were sleeping. He awoke to the groom-to-be's doctor of a father yelling out "Stuart, is that stool?!!!"
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These are only one letter off. How odd I've never noticed that before.