Twoply
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Well, wasn't so bad. The only part that hurt was when he pulled the vas deferens out. Ooo, that hurt for a second then he reshot me with whatever numbed it again. It's been about 7 hours and I've got that ache that you get from being kicked in the cherries. I'm icing constantly and am amazed how small Mike Jr gets in the presence of ice. He actually prescribed percosets too!
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I've been torn between "sing american" and "swing american" also. All I remember is the burnt orange and shit green.
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...seem american!! Ha! If you know that, your showing your age. I hope that's stuck in your head for the rest of the night.
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I'm going to be getting neutered this Friday, so if you're looking for a someone, you'd better hurry! I've been known to sire many a good looking kid even with their oversized heads and the occasional belly button on the back. I can make it as brief as need be. I have a fun mailman's outfit and a Conan loin cloth that makes me look yummy. Frozen boys will be available on a very limited basis so call now!
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It's cold here and I just started a fire. The kids love it and get all snuggled up on the couch. My 2 year old girl went upstairs and got her big brother's "soft blankey" so he can be confortable. Nobody even asked her to. She's just a kind little girl. This is a moment I'll have to remember before she's dancing on a stage and answering to the name "Diamond."
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Since we're having fun showing rigs....
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Can someone here please reply to this so I can prove to my woman that guys love getting a back scratches and that I'm not weird. She thinks it's funny that she can put our 4 year old to sleep just by petting his hair when he's laying down. I tell her that her touch is magical, but she doesn't seem to believe it.'
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If you haven't, try Momento. Great movie.
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Do you get stuck paying them? That is if you into the deal blind and didnt know about it? I always made sure there were no liens on any house I purchased, I just wondered what happened usually. The way cities are now, accountants are telling me if you owe back taxes, the city will settle for pennies on the dollar if you even offer up a chunk up front and forget the rest.
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Careful now. The last time I asked for help, all I got was a picture of a man's ass in the mirror.
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Does Merriam Webster make dictionaries from other languages?
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Posted the 1000th reply to this post while nude
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Checking my diary.....I've had sex 11 times this year.
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That was inappropriate, although it is a fine posterior. I'm trying to cheer him up, not make him uncomfortable after viewing another man.
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Let's not get all into details. People did things, and things were put inside people, it doesn't matter. Let's just focus on the point, please.
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I'm trying to make a really nice scrap book for a very good friend. He just got out of surgery, so I'm trying to help his recovery. I need pictures of ladies' lower torso in their underwear. Not pics off the internet, but of a nice clean shot maybe from a sorority crazy night or at home or in your mirror. Even if you just pull the jeans down a bit and show off how high cut they are on the side. Something tasteful. Like I said, it's not for me, jsut to help cheer him up after losing his job.
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I've been out of news contact for days dealing with a death of a close friend. A non-baised view so it can stay here and not get exported to SC. THanks
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In regards to the picture Parts sm12..... It's a wonder you can do all this custom fab work, but still rely on a bungee cord to hold your refrigerator door shut! Spend the $20 and get a new seal!
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I just found out that a very good friend of mine just passed. He has been in a bad way with his heart, but still unexpected. Think of all those you love, and appreciate what they bring into your life. And give a prayer out to John's parents. I know I would need it.
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"Christmas Wrapping" by the Waitresses!
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+1 to the Belgian! Dont even take one hit off a smoke! I did and started up again after 9 years without nicotine. It was just one hit, then a few, then a pack... I went right back at it. Cold turkey and never look back.
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I get accused of being a worry-wart. I've always seen it as me just going through the situation visualizing every possible outcome and weighing the consequences. If you are worried, you need more preparation. I just dont know if that bolt is really necessary on that swingstage or not. Eitherway, I'll go in early to install it tomorow.
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Outstanding! When my wife farts, it makes me smile. Angels don't smell like that and I cant believe she wore white to our wedding. And she's mine!
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Oh yeah, he sleeps well. Sounds like some good advice here.